Friday, March 19, 2021

Pheaturing Natalie Portman

 

Hey, kids, welcome to the Phile for a Friday. How are you doing? History has been made as Kataluna Enriquez, a biological male, won the Miss Silver State USA pageant this week and will continue on to compete for Miss Nevada USA pageant. The event is considered the biggest preliminary competition for Miss Nevada USA. KVVU-TV called this a “monumental win” for Enriquez, who will compete for Miss Nevada USA, leading to Miss USA, and eventually the Miss Universe competition. According to the Blaze, “The pageants, collectively run by the Miss Universe Organization, were once owned by former President Donald Trump and are widely recognized for awarding among the most coveted crowns in the pageant world.” Enriquez said the experience was, “a celebration of womanhood and diversity and this celebration of being your true self,” but also explained how she has not been very popular within the pageant world. She explained how at a previous unnamed competition, when the organizers found out she was transgender, she was required to provide medical documents to prove she was in fact female. They also refused to assign her a roommate. She said, “I was asked to provide documents that were invasive in my opinion physically asking me to get a letter from my doctor. It brought me back to a time where I felt like I was not welcome.” But Enriquez refused to let that get in the way of her competing. Instead, she used the experience to help create more “awareness of the transgender community” as a part of her own pageant platform. The message was definitely beneficial for Enriquez in the Miss Silver State USA competition, as transgenderism becomes more widely accepted in avoiding any trace of discrimination. Over the past few years, pageants have started to receive more entries from biological males, as well as criticisms for denying them to participate. In 2018, Angela Ponce, the winner of Miss Universe Spain, is the first openly trans woman contestant to be crowned Miss Spain and was also favored to be crowned Miss Universe. 

Cue the Jaws theme. This great white shark spotting in South Carolina is horrifying… and also pretty awesome to watch. 

Charter boat captain Chip Michalove caught lucky footage footage of multiple sharks chowing down on a dead whale just off the coast of Hilton Head Island. Captain Chip Michalove offers fishing charters in the South Carolina Lowcountry, through a company called Outcast Sport Fishing. He’s also a shark enthusiast. So when Michalove noticed dozens of great white sharks feasting on a dead whale, he was not scared. He was fascinated... and took some gory, gutsy videos of the rare natural moment. Michalove’s videos went viral last week and are now being reported as breaking news. Deservedly so. Michalove told WSAV NOW, “It created some amazing footage and amazing experiences. To see the great white sharks circling this whale was a dream come true. We had sharks pushing the boat, circling the boat, pushing the motors, and they’re all great white sharks. This isn’t Australia, this is right here in South Carolina so it was really amazing.” The whale, which is a North Atlantic Right whale, is an endangered species. This one in particular was discovered dead after getting caught in fishing gear… then floated down from Canada to South Carolina! It’s unbelievable to imagine this natural cycle beginning in the Great White North and ending close to Southern cities like Savannah and Charleston! Chip Michalove has been called a shark whisperer, and has a long history of getting close to the sea animals... even the vicious great whites. On February 4th, 2021, Michalove caught, tagged and released a 12-foot shark. Check out this photo of the big guy coming up on the side of the boat! 

Thanks to Michalove’s tagging, Greg Skomal, a scientist for the Massachusetts Division of Marine Fisheries, can now use that data to study and understand the shark’s behavior. Both Michalove and Skomal hope to help the species remain “sustainable and healthy” according to The Post and Courier

In 2017, 17-year-old Grant Berardo wore a t-shirt in support for former President Donald Trump for his yearbook photo for Wall Township High School. The t-shirt read “Trump Make America Great Again,” but when he looked at his yearbook picture, he saw that the logo on his shirt was photoshopped out. However, four years later, the Wall Township School District, is now paying $325,000 to the former New Jersey teacher, Susan Parsons, who claimed she was forced to digitally edit that Donald Trump t-shirt. According to the NJ Advance Media, although the district does not believe they were wrong in the yearbook censorship, the money will be paid by the district’s insurance carrier after the settlement agreement was approved. Parsons, who said she voted for Trump in the 2016 election, said that as the high school’s yearbook adviser, she was ordered by the principal to remove the logo in order to make Berardo look like he was wearing a plain navy blue t-shirt. Parsons claimed that she started to receive death threats, that she was made a scapegoat and suspended with pay after the incident, and that she had regularly expressed that she was forced to edit the photos. She is set to receive $204,000 with the rest of the settlement covering her attorney fees.

An Australian woman had quite the scare when she discovered a massive arachnid in the corner of her bathroom ceiling. Cathy Cox of Perth, Australia, turned to Facebook to figure out what to do next, after discovering a huge female huntsman spider hanging out in her shower. Cox took to social media to consult a spider identification group, something she has done before. 

However, the responses to her Facebook post of the female arachnid were more concerned about her pictures. Cox’s pictures were close-ups of the spider, making it look alarmingly bigger than it actually is. One user said, “It looks like it’s the size of a basketball. I would not touch. He has claimed your shower. You can use the hose to wash now,” and another joked, “I really appreciate that you said she’s about 4 1/2 cm body length, but I was wondering if you could kindly put a tape measure around her belly to measure that too for our edification?” Most of the comments petitioned to move the spider, while also empathetically sharing their stories of finding a huntsman spider in the worst places. They also recommended that she move the spider as quickly as possible before the steam from her shower loosened the spider’s grip on the wall, causing her to fall on whoever would be taking a shower. Cox eventually posted a zoomed-out pic of the spider to accurately size the creature, but it still looks terrifying. Personally, it’s the legs that scare the hell out of me. Those limbs are just way too long, both zoomed in and out of the picture. But the close-up pics? Every aspect of those pictures are incredibly terrifying. The Daily Mail reported that the banded huntsman is one of the largest in Australia. According to the Australian Museum, they do have large fangs that could give a painful bite, but they are not dangerously venomous. They’re also found in crevices on rock walls, in logs, under loose bark on trees and on the ground, and on foliage. All I know is that I definitely don’t want to stumble upon these guys, no matter how adorably timid they might seem. 

Turns out Louis Tussaud’s Waxworks on Alamo Plaza, located in San Antonio, decided to put away a wax figure of former President Donald Trump after visitors took out… let’s say four years worth of frustrations on it. Louis Tussaud’s Waxworks is one of three Ripley’s Believe It or Not attractions in the city, which usually serves as a popular tourist attraction. Fun fact, if you have heard of Madame Tussauds wax museum in London, well Louis is actually her great-grandson. Yup, I had no idea about this, but this is genius. Keep the business in the family, I’m all for it. So, although it is a very popular museum due to all its celebrity and well-known wax figures, one figure has not been shown a lot of love in the past four years. A figure of former President Donald Trump was being displayed at the museum, but unfortunately is now in hiding. Apparently, the dummy of President Trump has suffered damage from both punches and scratches to its face. According to regional manager for the museum owner Ripley Entertainment, Clay Stewart, “When it’s a highly political figure, attacks can be a problem.” He also noted that with limited space they decide which figures they want to display based on how the popularity of the politician, star athlete, or celebrity has stood up over time. Apparently, Trump is now in good company sharing storage space with George Washington, W.C Fields, and 30 other wax figures. This after visitor’s attack on the Trump wax figure increased during the 2020 presidential campaign. The company did try to move Trump to the lobby, where ticket attendants could keep an eye out for attackers and stop them, but people still kept taking their shots at the figure. This isn’t the first time the company has had trouble with presidential wax figures. Stewart stated, “We’ve always had trouble with the presidential section because no matter what president it was... Bush, Obama or Trump... they’ve all had people beat them. The ears were torn off Obama six times. And then Bush’s nose was punched in. People are just aggressive about their political party.” As far as if they will go ahead and patch it up and return it to the display area, well that still remains unknown. But Steward did tell Express-News that it is unlikely that they will bring it back from hiding until the attraction receives a President Joe Biden figure, which is now being sculpted here in Florida. Now, putting all politics aside, you know that President Joe Biden might be getting a few scratches himself too. People are ruthless, and they don’t respect the rules that are supposed to follow. It’s a shame really, but hey that’s Texas for you right? Still, it’s really a shame since a lot of people work really hard to create these wonderful wax figures. It takes time and energy, and now it’s going to go to waste because people can’t respect the rules and keep their hands to themselves.

Do you know what makes me laugh? When people reenact pics from their childhood, like this one...

If you're looking for a graphic design job, you may want to contact whoever employed the people responsible for this design fail. They are most likely hiring.

Will there be blood or not? So, today's guest is Natalie Portman, who has been in so many great movies. Do you remember this movie she was in?

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Oh, the things young adults do nowadays just for a little fame. I’m sure this guy will regret this later once all the vacation excitement dials down… A spring breaker was caught on video running away from cops, still handcuffed... while getting cheered on by a large crowd of other spring breakers. He must’ve felt super cool (sarcasm, obviously)! In Clearwater, Florida, as spring breakers were partying on the Clearwater beach as usual, Clearwater police were doing their best to minimize the damage that spring break normally brings, especially with the coronavirus pandemic still prevalent. But as police officers arrested 18-year-old Dominic Glass while breaking up a fight, they didn’t realize someone would open the back of a police vehicle to let him out. The second that back door of the police car opened, Glass booked it out of the side of the vehicle, running as fast as he could away from cops, still in handcuffs. The spring break crowds around him started cheering, chasing him with their phones out to capture his short but swift getaway. However, despite his head start, the brief chase ended as law enforcement was able to catch him and put him back where he was. According to TMZ, the kid was charged with escape, disorderly conduct, and resisting an officer without violence. The police department was also able to identify the person who let this kid out in the first place, and his arrest is currently pending. Clearwater Police Chief Dan Slaughter said, “While many of the young adults in the video think this is funny, it has turned what would have been a very minor violation to one that will have severe consequences.” I hope that arrest was worth the fame/clout that this kid got. I’m sure he was excited about all the attention he would get on TikTok, social media, and the rest of the Internet. But what about when everything blows over? It’s the normal trap that young kids fall into, where they think doing something reckless is worth dealing with the consequences. I wonder if this guy is still going to think what he did was cool when he’s older. 



Let's take a live look at Port Jeff to see what is going on.

Looks like a beautiful day there. Okay, a friend of the Phile has something to say about a model named Emily Ratajkowski. This should be interesting. He's a singer, patriot and renaissance man. You know what time it is...


So... apparently, this goofball model named Emily Ratajkowski claims to have given birth to a “genderless” child. 


No.... you didn’t. Don’t do that. Your child has either a penis OR a vagina. This isn’t about YOU. You pretentious, attention craving twat. I don’t give a fuck wether your little tit sucker grows up to identify as a boy, a girl.. or a hubcap. At LEAST let them make that choice. By the way, you’re insane... and nobody fucking cares what you think. Now here's Jason's Top Phive List from the home office of Port Jefferson, New York...


Top Phive Lies Parents Tell Their Kids To Make Their Lives Easier
5. My friend tells her kids that her engine won't start until her car hears their seatbelts go click and now I'm curious what other cute lies parents tell.
4. My kids think the Tooth Ferry is allergic to dust and she can't come unless their rooms are super clean.
3. I just wanted five minutes to drink my coffee so I sent may kid in the other room to look for a toy that's in my pocket.
2. Convinced my toddlers there's a game called "Put Daddy to Bed" where she pretends to put me to bed and I sleep. That's probably my proudest accomplishment as a parent.
And the number one lie a parent tells their kid to make their lives easier is...
1. My kids wouldn't eat Brussel sprouts however, they cleared the plates of baby cabbages. 



This is so cool! Today's pheatured guest is an Israeli-born American actress, director and producer. Prolific in film since a teenager, she has starred in blockbusters and also played psychologically troubled women in independent films, for which she has received various accolades, including an Academy Award and two Golden Globe Awards. Her book Natalie Portman's Fables is the 147th book to be pheatured in the Phile's Book Club. Please welcome to the Phile... Natalie Portman!


Me: Hello, Natalie, welcome to the Phile. How are you? 

Natalie: I am good, Jason. Thank you. 

Me: So, your book Natalie Portman's Fables is the 147th book to be pheatured in the Phile's Book Club. So, tell the readers what the fables are. 

Natalie: I retell 3 classic kids tales... The Tortoise and the Hare, The Three Little Pigs, and Country Mouse and City Mouse with some twists that update them to our world. 

Me: What do you mean? 

Natalie: Specifically the gender make up of the world. 

Me: So, what was missing from the original books? 

Natalie: I was reading to my kids, and I'm lucky to have a boy and a girl and the books that were targeted to them were so different. I noticed something subtle but unmistakable: the books that were targeted to their genders were different. The books aimed at her son were what she calls "normal books," and didn't feel particularly gender-focused. The books aimed at girls, however, were what she calls "feminist books"... ones that offered messages of empowerment to girls. I thought, "Why aren't the boys getting exposed to this? It should be as much for them as for the girls." Then it started becoming clear to me that these kind of "normal" books that I thought were just general population books had largely male characters. And I started changing the genders in those classic books so it would feel a little bit more like the real world. Disappointed that most of the books I loved as a child mostly focused on male characters, I set out to write my own updated... and more representative... versions of classic tales. 

Me: Do you think boys don't lean empathy when they read books that are all "male"? 

Natalie: I think it's a really beautiful aspect of storytelling. Many kids books help to cultivate empathy because kids get to cry along with the characters sorrows, feel joy for their victories, experience fear when they do, and laugh along with them. When most of those characters are boys, however, they learn to empathize primarily with the male characters. What happens to both boys and girls, when they are mainly practicing getting into the male heart and mind, they're not thinking about how females think and feel. It felt to me what if we took a regular story that we all love the values that have been passed down from generation to generation but simply make a shift where it feels like the real world. 

Me: So, what does it say about how should we raise boys beyond this issue? 

Natalie: I talk about it all the time with my friends who are boy moms. I guess boy moms is the counter point of girl dads. We are so focused on creating a different kind of male fo the next generation and I think so much had happened largely led my the great men too, great fathers too, how to model different kind of men than the ones that have taken part in getting women pregnant. Its been wonderful to talk about how to inspire empathy. What happens to both boys and girls, when they are mainly practicing getting into the male heart and mind, they're not thinking about how females think and feel. Women are conditioned to constantly consider how people will react if they do or say certain things and having more equal representation in kids books can help boys learn to do the same. If boys go through the world thinking how a girl might feel... "How might she react if I do this? How might she feel if I say this?"... they're practicing that train of thought, which girls are always socialized to do. To think how our actions might affect someone else is the basis of being human, and from a young age to think about girls and women in the same way as they think about boys and men... trying to imagine their hearts and minds... is for me a core part of empathy. 

Me: How did reading to you own kids help you approach to write your own kids book? 

Natalie: That's such a great question. I think I knew the ones that I liked reading were the ones I laughed. I think they were fun to read so I wanted to write it in rhyme. I knew that my kids responded well to things about poo and farts and bodily functions. LOL. So I wanted to make sure I had at least some things like that in there, those kinds of things that would make them laugh. And I know with my little one especially she really likes choosing, we had a lot of short story and anthology books and she really likes choosing which one is first and that was rally big fo me, really wanting a table of contents when there's only 3 stories but when we lay down to eat at night she wants to be in chargeof pointing to the picture and choosing which story we are going to read. 

Me: So, what was it like reading this book for the first time? 

Natalie: It was so exciting and thrilling to read to them for the first time. I read it when it was still on my computer. 

Me: Why is that? 

Natalie: Because I was writing it and testing it out on them what they liked and didn't like. I started when there were no illustrations. It was so incredible and they were super excited that their names were in the beginning and the book was for them. Of course testing it out on them when they were into it so I could modify the writing. And then of course when the illustrations came, it was just this extra level of enthusiasm. Janna Mattia's illustrations are so extraordinary and the kids responded to them so much. They loved all the little secret jokes she hides in the pictures. 

Me: Natalie, you are known for your hugely successful film roles... in Cold Mountain, Closer, V for Vendetta, the Star Wars franchise prequels, the Oscar-nominated biopic Jackie and the upcoming Thor: Love and Thunder, to name a few. Do your kids think you are incredibly cool? 

Natalie: Well, it's definitely a big why I make these kind of movies because the big ones are the ones that score me points with my own kids. They definitely get excited when they come to visit set and then of course see the movies one day. They see their mom more than the one who cleans up after them. 

Me: They have not seen the movies? You were in Star Wars for crying out loud! 

Natalie: LOL. No, they have not seen my movies. I think the coolest is my son who was allowed to watch when I did "Saturday Night Live" the last time. 

Me: Is that an intentional choice fo them not having seen you films? 

Natalie: No, it has been very hard. First of all it's very deceiving for them to see me as another character at a certain age. Also some of the films are very scary or not age appropriate or something bad happens to me, so we don't want to make it scary. 

Me: Hmmm. What about the ones that are more appropriate like Thor

Natalie: No, because I have a boyfriend who isn't daddy, which could be confusing. I think there's a certain level of maturity that they are not quite ready for yet. 

Me: So, I guess it's extra cool that they have this book then, right? 

Natalie: Thank you. That's not even the big part of it. The children's book provides an important artistic message. If my kid had to think, "What does my mom want me to know and value in this world?" Here is a document of it in an entertaining form. That paying attention, taking things slowly and being attentive is an expression of love, and an expression of the appreciation of life. And then for The Three Little Pigs, that our environment must be attended to and focused on and thought through carefully. And then for Country Mouse and City Mouse, that true friendship is someone who cares about you deeply, not about any superficial things. 

Me: Didn't you start acting at a young age, Natalie? 

Natalie: Yeah, I was 12 when I made The Professional

Me: What did your mom think of you when you started acting? 

Natalie: The greatest luck of my life was having the mom I have. She is just so incredibly loving, and so creative, and so attentive. She really showed me by example how to care for someone, how to be good to someone. So I got to be exposed to all of this art and books, because she was always reading to me. She made me completely fall in love with books, which has been such an enriching and beautiful part of my life. 

Me: Natalie, it was so cool to have you on the Phile. I hope you get to come back before the fall. 

Natalie: Thank you, Jason.




That about it for this entry of the Phile. Thanks to my guests Laird Jim and of course Natalie Portman. The Phile will be back on Monday with Niall Horan. Spread the word, not the turd. Don't let snakes and alligators bite you. Bye, love you, bye. Kiss your brain.


























Give me some rope, tie me to dream, give me the hope to run out of steam, somebody said it could be here. We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year. I can't count the reasons I should stay. One by one they all just fade away...






Thursday, March 18, 2021

Pheaturing Dave Grohl From Foo Fighters

 

Hey, kids, welcome to the Phile for a Thursday. How are you doing? I understand that waiting for your dose of the coronavirus vaccine can feel unbearable… but this is not a DIY situation! Johnny T. Stine, a man from Seattle, Washington, has been arrested for peddling a self-made vaccination. Stine is an entrepreneur and microbiologist... two professional fields that should never overlap. Apparently, Stine created the vaccine himself and administered it to others. In early March of 2020... mere days into an international panic over the coronavirus pandemic... Johnny T. Stine posted on his personal Facebook page, boasting that he’d quickly created an effective COVID-19 vaccine. Stine eventually spoke to the Pacific Northwest NPR affiliate KUOW and said that “he had downloaded the virus’s genome sequences from a Chinese database to create his ‘vaccine.’ Doing so ‘literally took half a day to design.’ ” Stine says he physically created vaccine using equipment purchased on eBay for about $5,000. He also remarked on the failure of the slow rollout, saying, “Tons of people with my degree and background, they’re using their degrees to tell you to walk six feet apart and wash your hands… I’m making a goddamn vaccine.” If you ask me, his whole attitude sounds very Elon Musk. Press surrounding Stine’s offbeat vaccine spiked after Stine conducted a public conversation over social media with Farhad Ghatan, the Mayor of Friday Harbor, a town in Washington’s San Juan Island. From the messages, it seemed that Stine had been invited to administer the vaccine for $400. Attorney General Bob Ferguson then sent Stine a cease-and-desist letter warning of possible lawsuits over “false or unsupported claims.” Of course, Stine’s homemade concoction was never approved by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). It took nearly a year for large-scale COVID-19 vaccination efforts from major companies like Pfizer, Moderna, and AstraZeneca to be thoroughly tested through clinical trials. The Johnson & Johnson vaccine has only recently been okayed for use in the United States. But that did not stop Stine from taking the vaccine himself and administering it to 30 other people... including his own underage son. On January 21th, 2021, Johnny T. Stine was arrested by law enforcement, working with undercover agents from the Food and Drug Administration’s Office of Criminal Investigation. Speaking to them unwittingly, Stine agreed to cross Washington state lines to Oregon and California in order to vaccinate some of the agents’ family members. He was arrested officially on a federal misdemeanor charge: introducing misbranded drugs into interstate commerce. Stine currently faces up to one year in prison and is being fined $30,000 for noncompliance. With Stine being held on federal charges, hopefully, a larger public health disaster was averted. As of January 21st, at least one person that Stine had injected with his “vaccine” had been hospitalized for COVID-19. 

An Ohio lawmaker has proposed that a State Park be renamed in honor of the former president of the United States, Donald Trump. Ohio State Rep. Mike Loychik stated that he wants to rename Mosquito Lake State Park in Trumbull County to Donald J. Trump State Park. Loychik, who is a Republican, released a statement, saying that the legislation is meant to honor the dedication and commitment that the 45th President of the United States “bestowed upon the great people of Trumbull County.” He continued, “I witnessed the unprecedented and astounding support that former President Donald Trump received from constituents across the 63rd District and on Mosquito Lake State Park. This enthusiasm for our former president was also historic throughout the state of Ohio last November as he pushed for initiatives and policies that were very well-received with my constituency and the state. I will soon be introducing this bill to recognize the triumphs Trump brought over the last four years to this great nation and the Buckeye state.” Back in February, two Ohio lawmakers proposed a bill that would declare June 14th as “President Donald J. Trump Day” while lawmakers in Florida proposed a bill to rename one of the state’s major highways after Trump himself. Earlier this year, House Democrats introduced a bill that would “prohibit the use of federal funds for the r commemoration of certain former presidents and for other purposes.” In other words, the bill would prohibit federal funds from being used to, “create or display any symbol, monument, or statue commemorating any former President that has been twice impeached by the House of Representatives on or before the date of enactment of this Act or has been convicted of a State or Federal crime relating to actions taken in an official capacity as President of the United States on Federal public land, including any highway, park, subway, Federal building, military installation, street, or other Federal property.” The proposed bill, named the “No Glory for Hate Act,” also prohibits the use of federal funds to redesignate, designate, or name any federal building or land after or in commemoration of any former president that has been impeached twice by the House of Representatives. Federal financial system also can not be provided to “a State, political subdivision thereof, or entity” that is looking to name any land, structure, building, insulation, or other property in commemoration of any former president that was impeached twice by the house. According to the bill text, “any former President that has been twice impeached by the House of Representatives is also not be allowed to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery. Trump is the only former president to have been impeached by the House twice, and in both occasions, he was acquitted in the Senate.

Meghan McCain is now under fire on social media for saying that Kamala Harris is to blame for vaccine hesitancy. On Tuesday’s episode of ABC’s "The View," the co-hosts discuss the White House’s vaccination push in which Meghan McCain implied that Vice President Kamala Harris was contributing to the indecisiveness that is surrounding getting the vaccine. McCain showed a clip of Harris being interviewed on CNN last year where she stated that if there was a vaccine available before the election she wouldn’t trust it due to the fact that it had been created and promoted under the Trump Administration. McCain stated, “She’s expressing skepticism about the vaccine under the Trump administration. A lot of Republicans I know are expressing skepticism about the vaccine under the Biden administration. Which is why this has been so dangerous that this has become so politicized. Both sides are equally responsible for this. But the media really lauded her at the time when she said that she didn’t get nearly enough pushback.” However, McCain’s clip leaves at the part where the Vice-President explains that she doesn’t trust former President Donald Trump due to him telling people to inject bleach, but Harris would trust medical experts such as Dr. Fauci if he thought the COVID-19 vaccine was safe. President Joe Biden also previously voiced his trust in Dr. Fauci and supported the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines when they were approved for the first time back in November while Trump was still in office. The co-host went on to point out that types of Republicans are contrarian by nature, she continued, “we are built from my very fabric up to question authority and question big government. And when big government is saying you have to do X, Y and Z, we’re going to question it. I’m going to question it.” Despite the fact that McCain had stated that she trusted doctors and would have gotten the vaccine on air if it was possible, she doubled down on her complaint about the messaging of the vaccine rollout. She blameed the issues very unapologetically on Dr. Fauci. She noted, “I know I’m going to get eviscerated for saying this. But I don’t 100% trust him, I don’t think that he is an unbiased actor in any of this and he is a government official... I’m one of those people who feel that way about him.”

When John Oliver comes for you, he does the research. And humiliates you... in excruciating detail... on national television. The host of HBO’s "Last Week Tonight" spent the majority of Sunday night’s show lambasting conservative commentator Tucker Carlson in a full-on, fiery character attack that sprawled from an obscenely privileged childhood to “failing upwards” into his current position at Fox News. Most clearly, Oliver delineated Carlson’s popular “white supremacist talking points,” which are a central aspect of "Tucker Carlson Tonight." This is not the first time... and it will not be the last... that Tucker Carlson is accused of being a white supremacist. Normally, the Fox News host responds to the charges with an inflated sense of false indignation. His favorite defense? “What is white supremacy?” He doesn’t even know! “What is white nationalism?” He wonders aloud, trolling as if decisively confounded on-air. Off the bat, Oliver called Carlson “a conspiracy theorist, a misogynist, an Islamophobe, a troll, and one of the most dangerous [things] is that he is the most prominent vessel in America for white supremacist talking points.” And Oliver wasted no time outlining, precisely and hilariously, what exactly a white nationalist is... using Carlson’s own words. Along the way, there were some excellently deployed personal insults, including “performatively outraged wedge salad,” “TV dinner princeling,” and simply, a “terrible person.” The takeaway, essentially, is that Carlson utilizes outraged deniability to continue vindicating a show that thrives on white supremacist rhetoric. And now Oliver has shattered that defense. In one particularly illuminating bit, Oliver analyzed a dated clip of Carlson reviewing Republican Pat Buchanan’s behavior on C-Span. A young Carlson pointed out, carefully, how Buchanan deflected criticism by claiming to be “outside the tiny cabal that controls American politics.” In Carlson’s critique, Buchanan overdid it at times. Of course, by 2021, overdoing it would come to be part of Carlson’s, and Trump‘s, and so many other far-right figure’s branding: the idea that being (consistently) offensive necessarily implies “speaking truth to power.” In another salient section, former white supremacist Derek Black, the son of the founder of the popular Neo-Nazi forum StormFront, explained how his family watches Carlson’s shows twice. First, for enjoyment. And the second time, for tips on how to best deliver racist messaging. “It is interesting who gets to be ‘American citizens who came to their own conclusions’ and who gets to be ‘criminal mobs who destroy what the rest of us have built.’ It does seem like the dividing line for Tucker on that question is ‘how easily can you sunburn?’” So far, Carlson has not responded to the "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver" segment. But something tells me that when he does, he will be sputtering, furious, and donning an ill-fitting bow tie.

On Monday, CNN Tonight’s Don Lemon went on ABC’s "The View" to discuss the process of addressing racism in America, which led to him saying that it was time to “present the true identity of Jesus,” as a “black or brown person.” The CNN anchor’s discussion with the co-hosts of "The View," Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Sunny Hostin, and Meghan McCain, covered how former President Donald Trump exposed the weaknesses in America, the Catholic Church’s recent announcement on their stance on same-sex unions, and how people should respond in discovering their own racial biases and homophobia. The news anchor, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, had explained what Americans can do next in helping to eliminate racism throughout the next generations, saying, “People ask me all the time, especially young mothers, young white mothers, they say what can I do? How can I fix this after George Floyd? I don’t have the vocabulary to teach my kids. What can I do? I thought about that and offered some advice. That’s what the book is about. It’s one of the reasons I wrote the book. We have to start, as I said earlier in the show, we have to teach the true history of this country, the history that African-Americans brought to this country.” “We have to start being realistic about God and the Bible,” he added. “If you are a person of faith in this country, and we know America is built on faith and religious freedom, a good way of starting is to present the true identity of Jesus. That is a black or brown person, rather than someone who looks like a white hippy from Sweden or Norway. We should start with that and put that in your home, either a black Jesus or brown Jesus. Jesus looked more like a Muslim or someone who is dark, rather than a blonde-looking carpenter.” “When your children ask you who is this, say this is Jesus. Jesus does not look like the popular depiction we have in our churches and our homes, and we see all over the media. That is a good place to start,” he continued, adding, “That’s a good place that your kids will ask questions, and then you can go from there, and then we can... then we can come to a true reality about what America really is and then try to figure out how we fix this issue of racism in the country. It is a spell that must be broken.” Lemon has worked for Fox News in St. Louis and Chicago and was also a correspondent for NBC News in Philadelphia and Chicago. He has won an Emmy Award for a business feature on Craigslist real estate listings and also the Edward R. Murrow Award for his coverage of the capture of the D.C. sniper. He was also named one of the Pride50 “trailblazing individuals who actively ensure society remains moving towards equality, acceptance, and dignity for all queer people,” by the LGBTQ rights movement Queerty. I like Don. 

Do you know what makes me laugh? When people reenact photos from their childhood, like this one...


Hahahaha. If I had a TARDIS I would go and wait in line to go buy tickets for the premiere of Return of the Jedi on May 25th, 1983. 


Over the weekend I got a little sun, but nothing like this guy...


I would have "Foghat" written on my body instead. If you're looking for a graphic design job, you may want to contact whoever employed the people responsible for this design fail. They are most likely hiring.

Hahahaha. Remember, you don't matter. Worry. Now from the home office in Port Jefferson, New York, here is...


Top Phive Ways People Are Going To Spend Their Stimulus Check
5. At Red Lobster: Uhh, let me get the whale.
4. At SeaWorld: How much for their freedom?
3. At Victoria's Secret: Tell me. 
2. At Chipotle: Guacamole please.
And the number one way people are going to spend their stimulus check is...
1. At Bed, Bath & Beyond: I'll have the Beyond. 


Roger Mudd 
February 9th, 1928 — March 9th, 2021 
His name is... well, you know.



Okay, let's take a live look at Port Jeff, shall we?


Looks like a rainy overcast day there. Hey, it's Thursday! You know what that means?



Ack! That's fucking gross. 



If you spot the Mindphuck let me know. 


The 147th book to be pheatured in the Phile's Book Club is...


Natalie will be on the Phile tomorrow. 


Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain was the leader of there grunge band Nirvana until April 5th, 1994 when he died from an overdose of shotgun. 


Today's guest is an American musician, singer, and songwriter. He was the drummer for rock band Nirvana and founded the band Foo Fighters, for whom he is the singer, guitarist, and primary songwriter. The Foo Fighters latest album "Medicine at Midnight" is available on iTunes, Amazon and Spotify. Please welcome to the Phile from Foo Fighters the great... Dave Grohl!


Me: Hey, Dave, this is one the biggest thrill's for me to have you on the Phile. 

Dave: Hi, Jason, I'm glad. 

Me: I love the video of you being backstage at an award show or something and you mention Foghat. They asked you what your best road trip song was and you said "Slow Ride" by Foghat and they asked you why and you said, "Because it's fucking Foghat, dude." I love that. My son REALLY loves it. 

Dave: Ha! It's true, man, your dad was one of the best front men ever. Foghat rocks!!!! 

Me: You recently released Foo Fighter's 10th album "Medicine at Midnight," and now can't tour because of the pandemic. How are you dealing with that? 

Dave: You know, I'm okay. 

Me: Really? You don't wish you could be on the road? 

Dave: I've been on the road since I was 18-years-old. So that's 34 years? It's been a long time. I started touring when I was 18, I left school, I jumped in a van with my friends and I was fortunate enough to see the world through the windshield of a Dodge van. That was my ticket to life. Ever since then I've been circling the planet over and over and over again. My music takes me to these beautiful places and I meet some amazing people and have incredible experiences. Over time that becomes my cycle of life. It's like another trip around the sun. Okay, cool, another album, okay cool, another tour. To have it all just stop was useful in some ways. 

Me: Like how? 

Dave: Because I don't want that to define me so I get to the point where I'm like sort of left on my own. Who am I? What do I do? Why am I here? Without sounding like some crazy existential trip, I was like okay, I'm a hyperactive creative spazz so what do I do. Like am I just gonna make five lasagnas a day? Am I going to start writing short stories from my life? Am I gonna start writing more music? It sort of twists me up and makes me rethink a lot of why I'm here and what I'm doing. 

Me: Where did you get with that? 

Dave: My lasagna is awesome, come on. I mean so many lasagnas that I got to the point I've got a bowl in the A's that'll blow your mind. But first of all I have three children, they've all grown up in my world of going away for two weeks and coming home for two weeks and going away for two weeks and then coming with me on the road for two months and things like that. So it was a welcome change for the family to really connect. But the most frustrating [art was not letting people have the music that we had made. We finished the record before the world just had locked down. So we were ready to go out on the road, we had designed this album to be stadium album, to be a festival album, to be one of those things where tens of thousands of people sing along. And everything stopped and I thought okay, that's not the only reason we make music. We make music so people can hear it, and escape and find some joy and happiness for whatever it is. That's when this light went off in my head and I thought this touring thing is kinda like a phantom limb, its still sort of itchy but that's not the only reason we do what we do. 

Me: When you went in to do the record did you think this was our tenth record, let's do something special? 

Dave: Usually, for the last 25 years we would go into the studio and make an album and think okay, if this is our last album we've got to make it good. We don't walk into the studio like we're the Foo Fighters, and we're gonna make a gigantic huge fucking record. It doesn't really work like that. It's best to walk into the studio like it's a new band. 

Me: Really? Why is that? 

Dave: Because a lot of ways we have to start again every time we make an album. This time was a little bit different because I wanted to use the last 25 years as some sort of reference, of not what to do. 

Me: Hahaha. Like what? 

Dave: There is something to the idea of longevity... how does that, how do we keep that? How do we work that? And basically its all about pleasing myself, surprising myself and maybe doing something I weren't aware I could do. So I looked at all this old music and I was like okay, we've done the loud noisy punk rock stuff, we've done the heavy dissonance screaming, we've also done this gentle beautiful acoustic orchestrated music and kind of everything in between. Then like bubble gum, three and a half minute mid-tempo pop rock songs, but the one thing that we hadn't done was really focus on some kind of groove, some sort of boogie, some sort of I hate to say it we wanted to make a dance album, we wanted to make an album that would want to make you dance. That happening 25 years into our career to me meant something. It was like, okay, this is not the gold watch, this isn't the soundtrack to our retirement. Like the party starts now. And as embarrassing as my kids are when they see me dancing in the living room, like I don't care. I don't care who's watching anymore. I'm gonna dance the way I dance so that was kinda this record to me. 

Me: Hahahaha. I love the song from the album "Shame Shame," Dave. Like you said you are just making the music you wanna make, right? 

Dave: Well, that song was a real turning point in the recording process, like during those sessions. We had demoed these songs, these instrumentals and we sort of hand picked them, this one might work, this one might work, this one might work, but we never really know until we all get in there and start doing it together. Thee were a few songs that we recorded that just sounded too much which we shelved, like we scrapped them. If something sounded too familiar we would kind of put it on the sideline. 

Me: Really? Why is that? 

Dave: Because we wanted to find that feeling, that excitement of discovery of doing something that we hadn't done before. So that song in particular was maybe like a few weeks into the recording process and it happened really quickly. It happened with the basic idea that was just a simple drum beat and then with this finger snapping foot thing going over it. 

Me: Ha. Is that because you're a drummer as well? 

Dave: First of all, I'm a wannabe tap dancer, okay, that's one of my life goals is to become a tap dancer. 

Me: Hahahaha. I think you would be pretty good at it. 

Dave: Who knows? I could do the tap part, I don't know about the dancing. But by the end of the day we had recorded that song and it was a clear diversion from anything we had done before. That's when I got really excited. 

Me: Because it was something new? 

Dave: Because I thought we were CAPABLE of change. We're capable of progress and that to me means oh my God, we still have a pulse. Okay, yes, let's turn the wheel in that direction, let's go go go go, keep going, keep going! It was inspiring, first fall we didn't record the record in a laboratory-esque studio in Hollywood. We found this funky old house and we basically built the studio inside the house. So the drums are in the living room, I did vocals in the upstairs bathroom, someone's making chili in the kitchen while someone's eating on the front porch. The experience of it was really exciting but the idea was to push forward instead of just remain in the same place fo another 25 years. 

Me: You have written a shit load of anthem like songs that have been successful. I would think there was pressure to do the same thing again, right? 

Dave: The funny thing is there is pressure but no obligation. So there is this consideration for the listener but no responsibility really. So it's kind of this funny balance where its like I write a song I want you to sing along with me. I do. I'm extending my hand to the listener saying come on, let's do this together. Of course that applies to the live thing. Let me tell you, when we go out and play a show where there's 20, 30, 40, 50, 100 thousand people and everyone joins in unison and sings along to "My Hero" or "Best Of You," whatever it is, that is such a powerful moment, that can only be found, its hard to find in life, where so many people with so many differences can join in unison for 3 minutes or 3 hours. Of course I take that in consideration when I'm writing songs. If I write a lyric where I would think would sort of not only engage but would connect with the listener emotionally I'm gonna keep that. 

Me: That is so true, Dave. Music is very important. 

Dave: I think that's one of music's most powerful abilities is to able to like I'm connecting with people I might not ever meet. And we're singing this song together live and I can see their faces, we might not touch each other but we do in this way with this song. That to me it's so powerful and it really is not only a miracle of music, it sounds really cheesy but it's also like maybe my life's greatest award to be able to do that with the fucking world. 

Me: I wished I asked my dad this question when he was alive, Dave, but how does it feel when tens of thousands of people are singing along to your music? 

Dave: It's insane! It's crazy! Its like this crazy cathartic primal scream therapy kind of thing where everyone's just going AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! together. Its like an army but there's no war. It's amazing, it's beautiful, it's incredible. There was a time when I broke my leg once like five or six years ago but I didn't want to stop touring. So I had this chair built that looked like a throne, like a rock and roll laser throne, it was insane. So every night they would literally carry me, put me on the throne, curtain comes up and I'm sitting there conducting a stadium fo this chair. It was hard not to feel like Julius Caesar, there were times where I was like be careful, okay. Like go back to the hotel, order a pizza and go to sleep. But ultimately it is that connection that I do take into consideration but I don't necessarily consider it an obligation. I don't consider it a responsibility. But I do wish of course that I'm able to connect with a listener in a way that we both could share a song. 

Me: That's so cool. The Foo Fighters played at Biden's inauguration TV special and it was so fucking cool. You dedicated the performance to teachers including your mom. How did it feel to do that? 

Dave: You have to understand that sometimes it seems so surreal that I feel like I'm standing besides myself and watching it happen. I've actually written a little bit about how its like my life flashing before my eyes as its happening. So its strange and its hard for me to connect like all of those dots. 

Me: What do you mean? 

Dave: There is a lot full circle going on there. I grew up outside Washington D.C., my father was a Republican speech writer. He was involved in politics, I spent time on Capitol Hill, so putting all those things together with the first lady, Dr. Jill Biden being a teacher, my mother being a public school teacher fo 35 years, retired now. All of these things kinda connected together, then this performance of a song that I wrote 18 yeas ago, that's not a political song at all. 

Me: What is the song "Times Like These" about and why did you chose that song to sing at the inauguration? 

Dave: It's just a song about hitting some crossroads in a life where we feel that we need some sort of rebirth, some restart, but we have hope. I've always thought that when someone dear to me, someone close to me passes away I have to start life all over again. So I have to do everything in life all over again. My first cup of coffee since I lost that person, my first trip to the grocery store since I've lost it and so on and so on. It's basically what that song is about. About learning to love again, learning to live again and things like that. 

Me: Why do you think the Foo Fighters were asked to perform there? 

Dave: I think the reason we were asked to perform was because of in America we need that. So its a rebuilding in a hopeful way. I think that's why they requested that we play that song. And it was an honor. 

Me: The Foo Fighters never stuck me as a political band. Are you? 

Dave: Well, I can assure you that we all vote. 

Me: Hahaha. You know what I mean, right? 

Dave: It's funny because I think there's a few sides to the political conversation, one of them is like logistical or specific, the other is just emotional. So I consider us a bit more on the emotional side of politics, farther than be specific about people or issues or things. I'd rather focus on my compassion, focus on understanding. Empathy, things like that, where I feel like listen, man, the world isn't as big as we think it is. Take it from me, I've circled it a couple of hundred times, I've been around this planet a lot and I'll have you know that the world gets smaller and smaller and smaller every day and so we have to cooperate with each other in order to take care of it and ourselves. So I usually land on the side of compassion and understanding and cooperation and collaboration, things like that. So, yeah, there are references to these things in a lot of Foo Fighter songs that I've never really come out and said guess what, guess who this one's about, guess what. When asked I consider it, not like my civic duty, not to be involved or included or whatever but I do consider it important if I feel the need to be there. So sometimes we do. 

Me: Okay, so, I saw Nirvana in concert a few months before Kurt Cobain died, as if someone would've told me then if I thought the drummer in that band would be the lead singer one day in one of the biggest rock bands out there I would not have believed it. What is you take on that? Do you ever reflect on it? 

Dave: Only when I do interviews. 

Me: Hahaha. You're welcome. 

Dave: No, I think that every musician begins in the same place. It starts from the same place which is some sort of connection to music or an artist or a song. Then once an instruments placed in our hands that becomes our life love and our life challenge. All we want to do is figure this out, I will never figure this out. But I spend my life tying to figure it out. So that desire to write and to perform it comes from that place. It still comes from that place every time I pick up an instrument. It's no different, it might be 40 years later, but that is like instinct or some sort of like internal desire just to do it. Well, along the way if we're lucky people listen and it becomes, it changes. Like did I think this band would still be here like 25 years later after it started with a demo tape I did in six days, that is the first record? No, of course not. It was like every time we made a record it was because we felt like that kid with an instrument in their lap at like 10 or 11-years-old. Then we make another record and we look at each other like do you want to do it again. Yeah, all right, let's do it again. The reason that we do is because of that feeling. Like the bells and whistles, oh my God, keep them coming, I love it, its great. I'm not that guy that says I hate being a successful musician. It's fucking awesome! I'm sure into it. But it's not the only reason why I do it. I can say the same thing for someone like Paul McCartney, jamming with Paul McCartney, I can see the 10-yea-old kid in his eyes when he sits down at a drum set or play an instrument. Its still there and I think that is the battery, that's the fuel, that's the engine that keeps musicians just doing it forever. Like am I going to be up on stage screaming "Best of You" when I'm 75-yeas-old? I don't know, but I'll still be playing music, I know that. 

Me: That's cool. Okay, so what were you like when Nirvana ended? 

Dave: I just shut off all the music. I turned off all the radio and put the instruments away and just sitting behind a dum set felt too painful. There was trauma there and then I realized that music was the thing that always saved my life so maybe it will do it again. So the Foo Fighters represent a lot more to me than just a band and songs and t-shirts and stadiums and stuff, it really does represent some sort of continuation of life. I was 25-years-old when Nirvana ended. I was not done and I wanted to live. It's been going though something like that it does make me wake every day and be thankful and grateful that I have the option to survive. So that really was the beginning of the Foo Fighters. It was like oh, man, I don't care if we're jumping in a shitty old van again and we're playing clubs to hold like 200 people, I just want to play, I want to live, I want to be with my guys, be with my fellas, and just run around screaming at people into a microphone. That makes me feel alive, that's what the band represents. Still. 

Me: Dave, this has been one of my favorite interviews ever. I'm glad I got to interview you before the Phile ends in the fall. Thank you, sir. 

Dave: Thanks, Jason, you're welcome.




Well, that about does it for this entry. Thanks to Dave Grohl for a cool interview. The Phile will be back tomorrow with Natalie Portman. Spread the word, not the turd. Don't let snakes and alligators bite you. Bye, love you, bye. Kiss your brain. 




























Give me some rope, tie me to dream, give me the hope to run out of steam, somebody said it could be here. We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year. I can't count the reasons I should stay. One by one they all just fade away...



Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Pheaturing Sarah Clarke From "Rick and Morty"

 

Hey, kids, welcome to the Phile for a Wednesday. How are you doing? You might not think of Angelina Jolie as a savvy art collector… or of Winston Churchill as a talented painter. But the former British Prime Minister was indeed a prolific artist. And now, his painting “Tower of Koutoubia Mosque” has sold for $11.5 million... the highest amount ever bid on a Churchill original. Sir Winston Churchill began painting in 1915, at the age of 40, during a less demanding streak of his political career. He continued painting for fun well into his old age. And while he did not consider himself a serious artist by any means, the politician finished over 500 pictures in his lifetime. Most were inspired by nearby landscapes, such as the goldfish pond at his Chartwell residence and the sights of Marrakech. The Moroccan city was Churchill’s favorite vacation destination, and he was most proud of the paintings created there. In 1943, Churchill and U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt visited the spot together. After attending the Casablanca Conference in Morocco, their trip acted as a quick break from strategizing against the Axis Powers of the Second World War. As the story goes, Churchill and FDR had a wonderful time together, bonding as they watched the sun set in the region’s Atlas Mountains. The moment... occurring near a tower of the Koutoubia Mosque... inspired Churchill’s next work, aptly called, “Tower of Koutoubia Mosque.” It was the only painting he completed during the years of World War II, as Churchill was occupied demanding “unconditional surrender” from Nazi Germany. It was after the Casablanca Conference that the U.S. and Britain became so emboldened to win the war. As such, “Tower of Koutoubia Mosque” represents a key moment in international history. Following the painting’s completion, Churchill gifted “Tower of Koutoubia Mosque” to Roosevelt. He often liked to give his creations to friends, and the piece remained in the Roosevelt family until the 1960’s, when Roosevelt’s son sold the piece to a filmmaker after which it was left in storage in New Orleans. It took more than fifty years for someone to eventually unearth the piece and contacted the M.S. Rau gallery. According to CNN, Brad Pitt bought “Tower of Koutoubia Mosque” from an antiques dealer in 2011, as a gift for Angelina Jolie. The actress held on to the important work following their 2016 divorce and on March 1st, it was sold by the Jolie Family Collection at a Christie’s Auction in London. The sunset scene surrounding the Moroccan 12th-century mosque went for $11.5 million, shattering previous records for Churchill compositions. Previously, a Churchill painting was sold for $2.7 million at Sotheby’s. Nick Orchard, the head of modern British art at Christie’s in London, said of the unprecedented sale: “The appetite for Winston Churchill’s artwork was demonstrated to great effect at Christie’s.” And while it’s debatable whether “Tower of Koutoubia Mosque” was the best painting Churchill ever did, it holds an incomparable place in history for emotionally preserving the progress of the Casablanca Conference. 

Although the royal family had initially decided not to watch or comment on the interview that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were having with Oprah Winfrey regarding them leaving the royal family, a statement has been released on behalf of Queen Elizabeth II. The statement read, “The whole family is saddened to learn the full extent of how challenging the last few years have been for Harry and Meghan. The issues raised, particularly that of race, are concerning. While some recollections may vary, they are taken very seriously and will be addressed by the family privately. Harry, Meghan and Archie will always be much loved family members.” And after Meghan Markle had dropped bombs in the interview, revealing alleged accusations of racism, a Palace investigation was also launched on bullying accusations agains Markle. According to the Times, Jason Knauf, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s former communications secretary, had actually filed a complaint against Markle back in October 2018, and it was sent to the head of HR. The Times also allegedly claimed that the, “Duchess was able to bully two PAs out of the household in the past year” and was “seeking to undermine” another employee’s confidence. However, the royal statement responded with, “We are clearly very concerned about allegations in The Times following claims made by former staff of The Duke and Duchess of Sussex. Accordingly our HR team will look into the circumstances outlined in the article. Members of staff involved at the time, including those who have left the Household, will be invited to participate to see if lessons can be learned. The Royal Household has had a Dignity at Work policy in place for a number of years and does not and will not tolerate bullying or harassment in the workplace.” Nevertheless, a spokesman for the Sussexes denied the allegations, saying that they are, “a calculated smear campaign based on misleading and harmful misinformation,” and that, “The Duchess is saddened by this latest attack on her character, particularly as someone who has been the target of bullying herself and is deeply committed to supporting those who have experienced pain and trauma. She is determined to continue her work building compassion around the world and will keep striving to set an example for doing what is right and doing what is good.” 

Bad news horndogs: Warner Bros. has unveiled a redesign of Lola Bunny for the upcoming Space Jam sequel, and let’s just say she’s lacking the assets that once made Bugs Bunny’s eyes literally pop out of his head. Many Looney Tunes fans have already taken to social media to voice outrage over this aesthetic, kid-friendly update. And while they’re entitled to their opinions… is this really the hill you want to (publicly) die on? Snowballing with the recent controversy over Pepé Le Pew “perpetuating rape culture,” it seems that even a children’s cartoon franchise must take into account the evolving norms of our time. More on that in a minute. The same can be said, too, of the decision by Dr. Seuss Enterprises to cease publication on six titles that contained offensive imagery. Media consumed by and marketed to children, rather than receiving a pass, is now under the sharpest scrutiny. Warner Bros. unveiled the new Lola Bunny design this week in a first look pics at Space Jam 2. Quickly, changes in the anthropomorphized rabbit were noted: Lola’s outfit was looser and longer, and most noticeably, the ample breasts that once defined the cartoon character were gone. Check it out...

In the first Space Jam movie, Lola instantly became the love interest of Bugs Bunny, thanks to her irresistible proportions: the tiny waist accentuated by a cropped basketball jersey and skin-tight shorts. Lola Bunny moved around the basketball court with exaggeratedly swishing hips, like a descendant of the buxom Jessica Rabbit... who also made her debut in an animated-live action crossover, Who Framed Roger Rabbit? When placing fully animated figures into a real-life setting, it seems that animators cannot resist the impulse to over-sexualize. The choice highlights the unique medium, in which fantasy can play out simultaneously next to actual human figures. In this case, Michael Jordan and LeBron James. The apparent outrage over this new design demonstrates just how attached many people were to that frothy fantasy. Even more increasingly sexualized furry fan art of Lola Rabbit flooded Twitter, trending, following the release of Lola’s toned down appearance. But additionally, the highly politicized nature of the new complaints insinuates another, deeply political impulse: a willingness to lump any pop cultural shift in with the messy movement of “cancel culture.” As Luke Wonkie so concisely laid out it in his Slate article, “Conservatives Want You To Be Mad That Lola Bunny’s Not Hot Anymore” (the title really says it all): “Journalist Ryan Broderick has an excellent rundown of the MAGA response to the new design in his newsletter Garbage Day, noting that conservative radio host Jesse Kelly essentially called the less-curvaceous Lola a “Karen,” and that former Daily Caller editor Scott Greer evoked a Holocaust-era poem in his virile disapproval of her new look. It’s official: Copping to a deep, frothy, carnal attraction to a cartoon rabbit from a 30-year-old movie is an animating political expression… Without her exposed midriff, they argue, Lola Bunny is effectively canceled.” The director of animation for the first movie, Tony Cervone, once explained that Lola was originally envisioned as “tomboy," being a serious athlete, but her body was eventually tweaked by a production team who feared the female cartoon rabbit would appear “too masculine.” But that fetishization also bled into Lola Bunny’s characterization, as the young rabbit flexed sexy on-court maneuvers and delivered mainly flirty dialogue. Now, the current Space Jam director Malcolm D. Lee feels he’s righting those misogynistic instincts which won out in 1996. He told Entertainment Weekly that he was shocked at how “not politically correct” Lola was, especially within a kids’ movie. “‘Why is she in a crop top?'” Lee wondered. He went on to say, “This is 2021. It’s important to reflect the authenticity of strong, capable female characters,” says Lee. “She probably has the most human characteristics of the Tunes; she doesn’t have a thing like a carrot or a lisp or a stutter. So we reworked a lot of things, not only her look, like making sure she had an appropriate length on her shorts and was feminine without being objectified, but gave her a real voice. For us, it was, let’s ground her athletic prowess, her leadership skills, and make her as full a character as the others.” But regardless of Malcom D. Lee’s intent, this story has already come to stand in for larger aesthetic trends. As Lola Bunny inches away from hyper-femininity, many readers will remember the recent Mr. Potato Head rebranding that resulted in an all-out fiasco for Hasbro. (The toy company soon reversed their decision to make a gender neutral Potato Head line.) And while these news stories are not the same, they tend to feel that way when the internet completely erupts... with misplaced levels of vitriol... every single time. For now, Lola Bunny is not cancelled. But she did get a breast reduction.

The cartoon character Pepé Le Pew has been called out for perpetuating rape culture. New York Times columnist Charles M. Blow publicly scrutinized the animated skunk, first in an op-ed defending the choice by Dr. Seuss Enterprises to cease publication on six offensive Dr. Seuss books. Then the story picked up following a now-viral tweet by Blow that detailed problematic aspects of the Looney Tunes show. Following the online controversy, Warner Bros. announced that Pepé Le Pew will not appear in the upcoming Space Jam sequel. Looney Tunes character Pepé le Pew is a horny, French skunk and his entire persona rides on this caricature. He desperately chasing female acquaintances, most often, Penelope Pussycat. Sexual harassment drives the cartoon’s basic humor, its animation zeroing in on the stretched, writhing push-and-pull dynamics playing out between two furry animals. In “Six Seuss Books Bore a Bias,” published in The New York Times on March 3d, columnist Charles M. Blow points this pattern out, writing: “Some of the first cartoons I can remember included Pepé Le Pew, who normalized rape culture; Speedy Gonzales, whose friends helped popularize the corrosive stereotype of the drunk and lethargic Mexicans; and Mammy Two Shoes, a heavyset black maid who spoke in a heavy accent.” In providing this list of questionable children’s content, Blow sought to point out that seemingly benign pop culture can have a “highly corrosive and racially vicious” effect on young audiences. But as soon as the NYT op-ed was published, many critics took to social media to decry the extent “cancel culture,” wondering whether a cartoon skunk could possibly be maligned as a rapist. Blow responded, full-force, on Twitter: He added, “This helped teach boys that 'no' didn’t really mean no, that it was a part of 'the game,' the starting line of a power struggle. It taught overcoming a woman’s strenuous, even physical objections, was normal, adorable, funny. They didn’t even give the woman the ability to SPEAK.” Clearly, Pepé Le Pew cartoons feel outdated in 2021. But Warner Bros. had plans to demonstrate Pepé’s character growth in the forthcoming Space Jam: A New Legacy. Following up on the Michael Jordan classic, the new film will star LeBron James and, until now, there were plans for Pepé Le Pew alongside him. According to Deadline, this scene would have featured Pepe learning about consent. However, the Space Jam 2 scene was cut following the departure of director Terence Nance. Not, as most fans assume, because of the recent online call-out. However, Warner Bros. decision to abandon the segment seems especially fraught in the wake of this week’s controversy. 

In California, a new bill that mandates that large department stores with 500 plus employees have gender-neutral toy departments was introduced, with failure to do so resulting in a civil penalty of $1,000. But as the bill goes through California Assembly, criticisms of its timeliness were expressed. An industry analyst mentioned retailers’ struggles during the coronavirus pandemic. Assembly members Assemblyman Evan Low, D-Campbell and Assemblywoman Cristina Garcia, D-Downey authored the new bill, named Assembly Bill 1084, with the focus on a positive, inclusive shopping experience. The bill would prohibit signage that differentiates gender-specific item between boys or girls and would also require retailers that sell children’s toys online to identify the category as “kids,” “unisex,” or “gender-neutral.” The bill also states that, as of January 1st, 2024, a violation of the law will result in a $1,000 civil penalty if not corrected within 30 days of receiving written notice. Other news outlets have reported that the proposed legislation would also require gender-neutral children’s clothing sections but legislation removed that proposal to “narrow the focus,” as Low put it. Low said, “This is democratic process. I’m in the business of ideas, and I’m trying to be responsible. We want to reflect a positive shopping experience by being inclusive. Diversity is a reality, but inclusion is a choice,” explaining how gender lives dividing the toy sections of retailers “pigeonhole children.” “We want to make sure that there’s no stigma around a little girl who wants to be a scientist or engineer, or a little boy who wants to be artistic and creative by painting his nails,” he added. “We see a lot of cyberbullying going on and stereotyping of certain gender norms.” Low, who also chairs the California Legislative LGBTQ Caucus, also explained how this is the direction that retail is headed. “I’ve been in conversations with multiple retailers,” he explained. “Target is in support and they’ve been doing this since 2015. Abercrombie & Fitch, H&M, Old Navy, John Lewis and Zara have unisex apparel lines for kids.” However, retail consulting firm Strategic Resource Group’s managing director Burt Flickinger III, criticized the bill, saying that the bill’s timing could not be worse since the U.S. is still dealing with the “worst retail ice age in modern history.” Flickinger said that consumers are already having financial issues due to the combination of COVID-related job losses, record-high taxes and food price hikes, rent and electricity, and other necessities that they aren’t prioritizing issues like this one at the moment. He also explained that with rising e-commerce competition, companies have been forced to downsize their brick-and-mortar footprints or shut down altogether. “More regulations of any kind for retailers could be a proverbial prescription for more store closings. I have not seen any fact-based evidence that the majority of shoppers are asking for this type of legislation,” Flickinger added. Low, however, responded with an explanation that this would only apply to large department stores. He said, “They can absorb this cost. There was initially a controversy surrounding unisex bathrooms, but now people realize they don’t have to wait in such long lines. We recognize that society is ahead of us on this. We’re just trying to play catch-up.” The recent legislature follows the gender-neutrality trend that arose when Hasbro announced that Mr. Potato Head would lose the “Mr.” to make the toy more inclusive. They said they wanted all to feel “welcome in the Potato Head world.” 

If I had a TARDIS I would love to go to the Empire State Building in New York City on opening day in 1931...


You know what makes me smile? When people reenact photos of their past, like this one...


Hahaha. You know, they don't make children's books like this one anymore...


Hahaha. Do you watch that "Antique Roadshow" TV show? They have some weird explanations for stuff on that show...


That thing is scary! The “family discount” is a strange concept. It automatically mixes business and friendships, a dynamic we’re so often advised to avoid. And yet, so many people expect the family discount that we feel obligated to do it. That exact internal tension played out recently for one Phile reader who emailed me about his experience.


"Am I wrong for refusing to tutor a family friend’s son because they won’t pay me enough? I am currently at my second year of university; I study physics and I absolutely love it! Anyways, a couple of months ago, mother asked me if I was willing to tutor her friend’s dumb son, who’s in high school and struggling with physics. My schedule was full, but eventually I begrudgingly relented. I went there, we do our lesson, one hour of pure hell, and then comes the moment to get paid. The mom looks angrily at me and says ‘Here’s the amount me and your mother agreed upon’ and hands me 10 dollars. I am confused, I clearly remember telling mother my hourly fee is 25, but take the money nonetheless and walk out. When I get home, I call mother to ask about it. She says, 'She’s a dear family friend, you should make an exception for her.' I roll my eyes, but agree, she’s a family friend, maybe I should give her a discount. So, for the next month I tutor the offspring and I get less than half my normal pay. Two weeks ago, we had to switch to online tutoring because of hardening pandemic regulations. I did what I had to do and before I closed the call the hag said, ‘BTW I will be paying you 5 from now on. Online tutoring isn’t like normal tutoring! And he’s not getting any better so why should I pay you?' I was taken aback. I told her that this wasn’t acceptable, and if she wanted to continue our lessons, she would need to pay me my normal (reduced) fee. She complained, ‘but 10 is too much!' I couldn’t hold it in: weeks and weeks of underpaid, mind-numbingly frustrating work bubbled up and I exploded. 'Listen, 10 is already nowhere near what I normally charge, you already got a discounted price just because my mother went over my head and decided that this was acceptable! I am a tutor with dozens of clients who can vouch for my professionality and I have several professors who can vouch for my competence. I am not the problem; your son simply isn’t interested in getting better! So, from now on, either you pay me my full price, or I just drop you. Be grateful I’m not making you pay me back what you owe me!’ I hung up and stormed out.” Mother called me soon after, yelling that I was rude and I shouldn’t have made such a scene given that tutoring isn’t my job and how bad I made her look in front of her friends. I countered saying that it doesn’t matter it isn’t my job, it’s about the principle: I do something time-consuming for you, you pay me, end of story. She didn’t listen and kept on berating me and wailing about her ruined social image. I hung up. Over the course of the last week, I’ve received texts and calls telling me I went too far, I should have just taken the money and not been such an asshole. The only people that have my side are my dad and my girlfriend, who tell me I’ve done nothing wrong, but I no longer know if that’s true. So, I come to you, Jason was I wong?” Wow. Your mom secretly negotiated a 60% discount without your knowledge or consent. Then this lady summarily decided to cut an additional 50%, you’re now being offered 20% of what you consider your fair rate. And she blamed you for her child’s continued failure. That’s downright offensive. Your mom was using you for social cred. Entitled parent was using you for basically free tutoring. Who gives a flying fuck what these people think? If your mom wants her friend’s son to get tutored for 10 dollars she should go ahead and tutor him herself. She’s just using you to save face without caring how you feel about it. Tell your mom that your time is valuable. Tell her the one compromise you will make is that her friend can pay the 5 or 10 but your mom needs to make up the rest. If she is such a dear friend I am sure your mom wouldn’t not mind helping out. I will say this, I agree with you in the scenario, but why do you feel the need to insult the teenager struggling with school? Doesn’t sound like he did anything wrong here.Your mother and her friend are pathetic for what they did but you are wrong for the way in which you perceive yourself compared to others, and for blowing up at your mother’s friend the way you did. You sound really pompous, condescending, and full of yourself. Hopefully, your experience... and the feedback... will lead to smoother tutoring for all involved in the future. If you have a problem you'd like my help on then email me at thepeverettphile@gmail.com. Now from the home office in Port Jefferson, New York here is...


Top Phive Things Said About The Queen's Statement On Meghan And Harry's Interview
5. The Palace statement looks like one of those emails you write which takes all day long to draft and redraft and re-redraft and finally tune until it's got exactly the right amount of spontaneity. 
4. The Queen has said she is "shocked" by claims of racism in the royal household stating "some of my best friends owned black people." 
3. The American version of the Queen's statement is "Bless their hearts." 
2. "We are sorry for creating an environment so toxic that a family member contemplated suicide." That is missing from this statement. 
And the number one thing said about the Queen's statement on the interview was...
1. For those not fluent in Passive Aggressive British English, "while some recollections may vary," equals "LIES!" 




Hahahahaha. If you spot the Mindphuck let me know. Okay, let's take a live look at Port Jefferson, shall we? 


Looks like a nice day there. Now for a story from...


In July 2019, a Florida man was arrested on charges of kidnapping, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon in the city of Bell, for using a pair of scissors to cut off his wife’s lover’s penis. Fifty-one-year-old Alex Bonilla is now set to plead guilty, but has recently alleged that he “blacked out” during the attack. The Gilchrist County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call at a mobile home, when they found the victim and the victim’s penis. Bonilla, a 49 year old at the time, had broken into his neighbor’s home, threatening the man at gunpoint with a handgun. He tied the victim up in his bedroom and according to the Smoking Gun, he said, “You are not going to die, but you are going to have something to remember this for your whole life.” He then pulled down the victim’s shorts and added, “This is normal, you will not die today.” According to the arrest report, Bonilla then took a pair of scissors and began to cut the man’s penis. With blood splattering everywhere, Bonilla didn’t rest, continuing the threaten the victim with the severed penis, even while the victim’s two daughters were in the house. Although the victim was in a stable condition, doctors were still unable to reattach the organ, and the victim is still reportedly struggling to urinate as well as have sexual intercourse with his own wife. If Bonilla is convicted, he will face 30 years in prison. He is from El Salvador, and he and his wife have five kids. What an absolute mess. Cheating is never okay in relationships, but was Bonilla in the right to cut off the penis of his wife’s lover? He did catch them in bed together too, as reported by ABC Action News. I can’t imagine what that struggle must have looked after like for the victim, especially during the pandemic in 2020. “Blacking out” is no excuse for someone to do such a thing either. I do understand how it feels to be so angry you don’t remember what you did or said. But I know I probably wouldn’t go as far as to commit such an atrocious crime. If people were legally allowed to do this, then people like Tiger Woods would be walking around penis-less.



The 147th book to be pheatured in the Phile's Book Club is...


Natalie will be on the Phile next Friday. 


Today's guest is a Canadian actress and model. She is known for portraying Elliot Reid on the NBC/ABC comedy series "Scrubs," the second Becky Conner on the ABC sitcom "Roseanne," Stella Zinman on the CBS sitcom "How I Met Your Mother," and Beth Smith on Adult Swim's adult animated science-fiction series "Rick and Morty." Please welcome to the Phile... Sarah Clarke.


Me: Hello, Sarah, welcome to the Phile. How are you? 

Sarah: I'm good, it's good to be here. 

Me: Sarah, where are you from? Canada, right? 

Sarah: I was born in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, and was raised in North Vancouver, British Columbia. I was in L.A. for 16 years and moved back. 

Me: So, how has the pandemic been for you? 

Sarah: I was living with my sisters family so we had six kids, three dogs and a cat between us. So that had been an adventure. The homeschooling of children between the ages of four and sixteen had been definitely an adventure. We were trying to find something where we can homeschool everybody with one topic so we're having grandparents and aunts and uncles kind of portal on FaceTime and give lessons like my uncle did one on the powers of government in a time of crisis. My sister did one on United Nations convention the rights of the child and I did one equally important, I would like to think on cartoon voices. 

Me: That's very important, you're right, Sarah. Hahaha. Any other one you taught? 

Sarah: Yeah, the other one I contributed on was pratfalls. So how to just try to fall without hurting yourself if you had to fall into something, In "Scrubs" we had to do a lot of pratfalls, so the kids were curious about those so we just piled up like a stack of books and we're trying to explain how they approach the books, they know where they are, they turn around just in time. My 3-year-old just went for it. 

Me: I want a pratfall tip then because I'm always getting hurt falling over. 

Sarah: I sometimes hurt myself but not often so the best tip I think is to make it more real and to sell it is to turn away just before it happens. It looks like you don't see it coming even though you just approached it but you look away but you're about to go. 

Me: So, you're on "Rick and Morty," are you still able to work and do voices? 

Sarah: Yes, I've been recording three cartoons and it's been such an interesting adventure to find the most acoustically positive sound and that's really like a dead sound. So I have to find somewhere small. So I started out in the lower bunk bed surrounded by every duvet and pillow that was available to me. And then taking the kids play tent and and duct taping seven moving blankets around it and then I'm in this kind of dark space. I then take a stack of poker chips and Harry Potter books and bounce the microphone on top and hope for the best. 

Me: So, I have only see the first "Ricky and Morty" episode, Sarah, Who do you play on the show? 

Sarah: I play Beth, not the most super kid friendly cartoon character. 

Me: Ha! So, are you worried about your kids hearing what's going on with you in the room? 

Sarah: LOL. Totally like often I'm recording off campus in a contained sound booth. So, yeah, that's also been part of figuring out, not only to keep the dogs from barking and hearing birds but also the children not hearing me. So it's interesting dynamic they get to have some really loud screen time. 

Me: Were you worried they'd hear you? 

Sarah: Totally. I was already worried by 3-year-old daughter going to pre-school and she loves all the Rick and Morty stuffed animals we have and plushies and she'd play with them like, "Oh, Mr. Poopy Butthole." Yeah, I don't know how that's going over playing that with the other children. LOL. 

Me: "Ricky and Morty" has become huge, right? I remember my friends at work raving about the show, but I never got into it. I know my son Logan likes it. So, explain what the show is about and your character, how she fits in. 

Sarah: She's the mother of the family, Rick and Morty is the grandfather and grandson and you think this grandfather and grandson go on these like wild sci-fi adventures but what it ends up going into is like these real kind of rough family dynamics and kind of not just this sci-fi cartoon but asking these existential questions like if life is meaningless and there are infinite universes does anything really matter? So that's "Rick and Morty" in general and then for Beth kind of that as the matriarch of the family and playing the mom and over time and as the seasons went on we find out how much she is like her dad and the fact when she was little he had to build her a secret world because she was making whips to make people like her and mind control hair clips as a young girl. So we find out she is a lot like her dad and then as the seasons go on she wants to either stay or leave and we don't know weather she is a clone or not. That's been super fun to play, Beth and this alternative Beth as well. 

Me: I have a pic here of Beth and what you said answered my question...


Me: Is it hards to play the same character but different versions? 

Sarah: Yeah, totally. But its been super fun and obviously we didn't know at any point that that was coming. We just get scripts, as we get them we have no knowledge of what's happening down the road in the future, so that parts so fun. To see a "Rick and Morty" script in my inbox is one of my favorite things because the minds of Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon are unbelievable, the scripts are so smart and so funny and so wild, I love them. 

Me: It was the number 2 show in the United States. During the pandemic it has gotten even more successful, what do you make of that? 

Sarah: I think people want to laugh and want to escape into another world and I think it's a time for a real need for comedy. The growth of it has been interesting to watch through the eyes of ComicCon over the years. Like we would go to ComicCon year one and it hadn't been released yet so all the questions went to Dan Harmon about "Community" and then the next year was like a couple Ricks walking around and then the next year it was like a sea of Mr. Poopy Buttholes and Ricks and all these different characters was kind of cool to get to see how it's grown but I'm glad it's bringing people laughs. 

Me: "Community" is one of my favorite shows and I'm even wearing a "Community" t-shirt today. So, has it ever been intense with the fans, Sarah? Some fans could be toxic and hateful, right? 

Sarah: Yeah, it is wild the degree to which fans watch all the little pieces. I don't actually read a ton of those sites and comments but I think it's cool how passionate people are about it. 

Me: Everywhere I go I see "Rick and Morty" merch... socks, t-shirts, toys, I can't believe that stuff is everywhere. 

Sarah: I know, my kids were just doing a "Rick and Morty" puzzle. They're not allowed to watch it but they can do a rewarding puzzle. 

Me: Okay, so, I have to mention "Roseanne," Sarah, where you played the second Becky. What were you doing before that? 

Sarah: I was in high school in Canada and then I got that gig. 

Me: What was that like? 

Sarah: It was crazy. I was 16 when I auditioned and I was living in Vancouver working on a couple of things that were filming up there but really hadn't done anything, I hadn't done very much. I got this audition and put myself on tape and I think we even mailed the VHS tape down to the states. They called and said they were going to fly me down for an audition and there were seven of us. All the others were like 21 and living in L.A., actresses and all of us were doing this scene with Glenn Quinn who played Mark, Becky's husband and the whole scene was like making out, sort of making out with him, like get a job at a gas station, baby come here, that was the scene. I thought like there's this 24-year-old handsome Irish actor, how am I going to remember one line and they said we'll let you know at the end of the week. Then a week later they called back and said okay, come back tomorrow and do a scene with Roseanne and it was on the infamous couch on the set and they were calling out camera numbers and having a laugh track and seeing if I could adjust to those elements and then they called and said I got it. I remember going to a party that night and telling a couple of people and it just sounded so crazy. 

Me: Hahaha. Did your friends believe you or were they excited for you? 

Sarah: We already had someone like lied about being on the "Minipops." Remember the Minipops? They were so amazing. 

Me: No, I have no idea what that is. 

Sarah: It was like a Canadian kids band and they would sing covers and dress in these cool 80s clothes and they were amazing and someone in our school said they were going to be in the Minipops and it wasn't true so all of a sudden I felt this feeling of I'm lying about being in the Minipops. So then it kind of spreads around the school pretty quick and they called me back on Monday morning and they said they were having cold feet about repacking Becky so they didn't know if they're going to do it. "Welll pick you if we do it but we're gonna put you on hold for four months. We're gonna tell you in September." I just though, my god, this is definitely going to be a Minipop station. 

Me: But then you got it, which was cool, right? 

Sarah: Yeah, they said, yep, we're doing it. So it was my Grade 12 year and I would go back and forth because they would shoot two to three weeks on and one week off. We would shoot Monday through Thursday, I would get on the plane first thing Friday morning and be at school in Canada Friday afternoon and then fly back Sunday night or stay home for a week if we had a week off and commuted back and forth. 

Me: So, getting that role repacking someone and then having her repack you did it hearten you or harden you? How did it affect the rest of your career? 

Sarah: I think both of those things. Lecy was Becky from seasons 1 through 5, I was Becky in seasons 6 and 7 and she came back in the beginning of 8 and I came back for the rest of 8 and for 9. So it was definitely as a kid its confusing and hard when they brought her back and they called me and said, "Okay, now will you come back?" And so that piece I think was the challenging part of it for sure. And the other piece that was challenging was just going from complete obscurity to going on the number one show and then I'm at that age where I'm going to college and I kind of want to blend and all of a sudden that piece of it was hard. But the incredible part was the obvious unbelievable gift of working with John Goodman and Laurie Metcalf and Roseanne and Sarah Gilbert and Johnny Galecki and Sandra Bernhardt and it was crazy, it was like stepping into having not worked that much to working with those top unbelievably talented comedians and just watching them work and what they would do with a script from Monday morning table read to a Thursday night tape night, it was such a huge learning experience and so interesting and obviously opened so many doors for me. Like my entire time on "Scrubs" my nickname was "Second Becky." "Could we get Second Becky on set please?" 

Me: Okay, so, you were on "Scrubs" as well, and I love that show. Jeff, one of my best friends was a big "Scrubs" fan and would kill me if I didn't ask you about that show. Haha. Do you know why "Scrubs" is still a popular show? People still talk about it. 

Sarah: I think at the time when it came out it was doing something really different in the format of the show and the way they were shooting it. 

Me: What did you like best about the show? 

Sarah: I think one of my favorite things about show, I remember reading the pilot for the first time and feeling God, I want to be a part of this so badly. Is that the writing was really smart and irrelevant but it also had so much heart. They always found a way to just kinda get me right with the storylines and get me emotionally invested. I think maybe that's what has stood the test of time. I remember like reading the pilot for the first time and my best friend and I just moved to L.A. and sublet this little apartment and we didn't know anybody and we never had plans and we had plans that night. And we were supposed to go to this concert and I'm so like if I get an audition like I'll work on it from the second I get it to the second then I was like I'm not canceling, I'm not canceling my plans, I'm going to go. So I remember getting home from the concert and opening this package in front of my door with this script and reading it and it was like midnight and my audition was at 9 a.m. and I just remember going oh, no, oh shit, this is so good. And I had no time to prepare. But just that feeling I had when I read that pilot I couldn't just believe I loved it so much. 

Me: Can you imagine if those characters from "Scrubs" had to deal with what is going on now? 

Sarah: Oh, my gosh, I can't even imagine it. My little sister is a doctor for her first time last year so what a way to walk into the medical profession, not what we expect, right, into a full-blown pandemic. 

Me: Holy shit. So, how is she doing? 

Sarah: She's doing great, she did an ER rotation and now she's doing a pediatrics one, but we're banging our pots and pans every night like crazy for her and for all of the doctors. It's quite staggering I think what they're all being called to do. We've broken a few measuring cups, not judging well what we'll bang well against another pot. So yes, we've been too overzealous with our pots and pans banging at seven o'clock every night. 

Me: Wow. Thank her for me. Sarah, thanks so much for being on the Phile. Take care. 

Sarah: Thank you so much for having me.





That about does it for this entry of the Phile. Thanks to Sarah for a fun interview. The Phile will be back next Thursday with Dave Grohl from Foo Fighters. Spread the word, not the turd. Don't let snakes and alligators bite you. Bye, love you, bye. Kiss your brain.






























Give me some rope, tie me to dream, give me the hope to run out of steam, somebody said it could be here. We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year. I can't count the reasons I should stay. One by one they all just fade away...


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