Sunday, July 28, 2019

Pheaturing Zach Galifianakis


Good evening, kids and welcome to the Phile for a Sunday. How are you? I usually set aside Sunday nights for debilitating self-pity. Did you watch Mueller's testimony to Congress Wednesday?
Former Special Counsel (and former action hunk in #Resistance comics) Robert Mueller testified before Congress because he was subpoenaed to do so. Act one of the political theater event of the summer was before the House Judiciary Committee, ostensibly to discuss obstruction of justice. If you didn't watch the hours of screaming, here are the key takeaways. Mueller said that Trump is  NOT. THAT. INNOCENT. I said that in my best Britney Spears voice. While Trump has tweeted on many occasions "NO COLLUSION AND NO OBSTRUCTION!" as a way to claim innocence and show off that he knows at least two SAT words, Mueller hit Trump with some new fancy vocabulary. The former FBI director said, in his own special way, that his report did not exonerate the president. "The president was not exculpated for the acts that he allegedly committed," he told the House Judiciary Committee. The Republican game plan was clear: challenge Mueller's credibility by being louder than him. Every member of the House minority came out screaming like they were Rep. Shouty McShouterson (R-Hell). Ranking Member Doug Collins screamed about the dictionary definition of collusion. Jim Jordan, of ignoring a sexual abuse scandal fame, yelled about the Steele dossier, and accidentally debunked the conspiracy theory that it was what started the probe. Louie Gohmert yelled about Comey, and his head almost burst like a kid in a Gushers commercial. Matt Gaetz also raged about the Steele dossier, while looking like a bloated Colin Jost. "Mr. Mueller, why do the brothers of Chi Lambda Phi have a mixer with the chicks of Alpha Chi Omega and not Sigma Delta Tau?" This is how you treat a veteran and former FBI director? Republicans do not respect the military and law enforcement. He said that the only reason he didn't charge the president is because you can't charge a president. An Office of Legal Counsel (OLC opinion) states that sitting presidents can't be indicted. Mueller told Rep. Ted Lieu that he didn't charge Trump because he couldn't. When asked by House Judiciary Committee Nadler whether Trump could potentially be indicted for obstruction of justice after leaving office, Mueller responded, "true." This is true not only of obstruction of justice, but also of the campaign finance violations for which Michael Cohen is now in prison. Mueller found evidence that the President engaged in efforts to encourage witnesses not to cooperate with the investigation. I don't want my friends talking about me behind my back either, but if they can speak to my innocence, I'd let them gossip away. He said that Trump asked staff to do what they did with pictures of his inauguration and falsify records. He who cried "FAKE NEWS!" tried to deal fake news.
Act two with the House Intelligence Committee had way more fireworks, and by fireworks, I mean full sentences of Mueller and explicit renunciations of crimes. Here's what you need to know. Chairman Adam Schiff summarized the Mueller Report in a way so succinct and damning that even your Trump-loving uncle would understand. The Kremlin wanted Trump elected, for reasons including sanctions relief. Trump welcomed that help with arms open wider then they ever were for Don Jr. The president saw his presidential campaign as an infomercial and opportunity to get close to world leaders and build a lucrative tower in Moscow. Mueller walked back his most bombshell-y moment in the Judiciary Committee hearing. Congress doesn't have a "no backsies!" policy. In the first hearing of the day, Mueller was asked by Rep. Ted Lieu whether he only didn't indict the president because Justice guidelines say you can't indict a president. It would be damning for Trump to hear the special counsel say "I would if I could but I can't so I shan't." If this seems like confusing, mealy-mouthed nonsense, it's because it pretty much is. Rep. Mike Quigley got Mueller confirm that WikiLeaks is evil, and then read off all the times Trump professed his love to them. "Problematic is an understatement," Mueller said, saying that Trump's love letters gave a boost to "illegal activity." Who would have thought that Trump is a problematic fave? Mueller said that knowingly accepting foreign interference is not only unethical, it is also a crime. Mueller volunteering the phrase "and a crime" was probably the longest sentence he said all day, and it's an important one. He said that foreign interference could be "the new normal," and didn't sound happy about it. If Trump doesn't face consequences for what Mueller calls a "crime," then people will almost certainly welcome foreign spies as campaign aides knowing that they can get away with it. One Republican actually asked a question, and got an actual answer: Yes, the 2020 election is likely unsafe. As we speak, troll farms and foreign spy agencies are likely collecting kompromat, so here's hoping that all 700 of the Democratic nominees are excited to get hacked!
How's this for in-flight entertainment? This week's viral video is a unique medley of MadLibs: a woman on a plane smashed a laptop on her boyfriend's head because he was "looking at other women," and she did so while screaming the N-word. Julia Scorupco had just boarded her flight from Miami to Los Angeles, likely expecting to pass her time watching Paddington 2, but instead was distracted by this racist Real Housewives-level freakout, "when the woman’s partner looked at another woman." "You want to try to fucking look at other women, nigger? Nah, fuck you!" the Passenger From Hell screamed. "I wear the fucking nuts, nigger. Watch 'til we fucking get home." The whole plane screamed once the computer went flying. "The couple were kicked off the flight, and an EMT came on board to check on those injured... the flight attendant went home (we had to wait for a replacement), while the passenger was fine to fly," Scorupco wrote. "This happened right before takeoff, and the flight was delayed 2 hours. A woman on the flight claimed to have seen them fighting already at the gate." While the woman had no chill with regards to her partner, whom she refers to as Memo, staring at another woman, she seemed pretty calm when it came to her inevitable arrest. "Ma’am, you’re gonna be charged with assault," the flight attendant told her in the midst of her freakout. "Fine whatever," she replied. The video went viral on Twitter, where people have proceeded to debate whether the non-black woman screaming the N-word is or isn't racist. Fine, whatever.
Kate Middleton... or Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge as she's supposed to be known... appears in public multiple times a week looking insanely radiant despite her busy schedule and bevy of children. And because we live in a garbage world where women's looks are dissected in nonsensical detail, it was only a matter of time before someone speculated seriously about whether she's had Botox. A London spa located close to her Kensington Palace home posted alleged before-and-after-Botox photos on its Instagram account, accusing Kate of having "baby Botox," or small injections of the chemical that freezes wrinkles in their tracks. And her spokespeople at Kensington Palace have taken the very rare step of denying that the princess has had Botox. Page Six tracked down both the princess's people and the spa itself. The spa's reps said coyly, “We wouldn’t be able to disclose whether she is a client or not. We have non-disclosure agreements where we can’t disclose our high-end clients. We absolutely can’t comment at all that she has come to us.” Wow, sounds totally ethical, what saints. Meanwhile, Kensington Palace didn't mince words. They said the spa's statement that she's had Botox is “categorically not true” and “in addition, the Royal Family never endorse commercial activity.” But the Instagram post is still up... and members of the public are starting to respond. The caption reads, "Our Kate loves a bit of baby Botox. Patients come from far and wide to see me for this procedure. It truly is so simple... There is no excuse for doctors to leave patients with brows on the floor. Note the reduction of fine lines on the forehead." The doctor not only speculated that she's had Botox, but also where it was inected... in great detail. "But also note the depression of the medial (middle part) brow but elevation of the lateral tail of the brow. The magic of baby Botox is that it does not leave you feeling so heavy and provides you with a subtle reduction of lines as well as a better eyebrow position. Now 90% of my patients have baby Botox and are happy even at 3-4 months post treatment." Here are the pics...


Of course, the photos are far from conclusive. Any amateur selfie-taker knows it's very possible to look 10 years older or younger based on lighting alone. Plus, in the photo on the left, she's furrowing her brow. In the photo on the right, she's not. Advertising Comments are turned off on the Instagram post, which is probably a wise decision. Once Kate and Meghan mega-stans find out about this post, they're going to go nuts. People are already responding to Page Six's article about the allegations on Twitter... mostly to say, "Who cares if she did?" Others are pointing out that it's interesting the Palace spoke up about these rumors... especially when they often remain mum on negative stories about Meghan Markle. This could be because Meghan and Kate's PR teams work for different people. Kate's PR functions out of Kensington Palace, meaning she and William's people are pretty much fully in charge of it. Meghan Markle's PR team falls under the Buckingham Palace umbrella, meaning the queen's people are in charge... and they might be too busy handling the monarch and, you know, the rest of her entire family (besides Will and Kate and their brood) to speak out about things like feud rumors. But it's a testament to how much we've grown as a society that most commenters are shrugging off the allegations instead of arguing over whether they're true or not. When it comes to Kate Middleton's alleged skincare, the general public actually seem willing to let her mind her own business. Who knew!
Turns out it's possible for meat to be too fresh. A video that's going viral on Facebook shows a slab of chicken breast (some are speculating it could be a skinned frog) twitching and flailing its way off a restaurant table. Here's a screen shot that doesn't do it any justice really...


Watch the video, posted by Rie Prettyredbone Phillips, and you'll see a generic plate of meat... until our hero's rogue limb lifts into the air and helps leverage the meat off the plate, then down to the floor. The screams and squeals of innocent bystanders can be heard in the background. The meat being cut to include a weird arm adds to the creepiness of the whole thing. Some people in the comments have speculated that the meat twitched because nerve endings in animals can survive long after the animals are killed. There have been instances of twitching raw meat going viral before. Normal or not, though, this probably didn't help the appetite of whoever filmed the video.
Hey, it's Sunday... did you go to church? Is your church as savvy as this one with their signs?


You know Ivanka Trump? She sure gets into places where she is not wanted...


Maybe she has a TARDIS. Ha. If I had a TARDIS I would go see Buzz Aldrin but will probably see him in space taking a selfie...


That's amazing, right? A few weeks ago Trump was in England and my fellow Brits sure had some clever anti-Trump signs...


Wanker.... one of my favorite British words. Speaking of signs, ever see those people on the side of the road with cardboard signs? You never know what they're gonna say.


Well then... Hey! Did you know Trump plays an accordion? No? Check it out...


Ha! That never gets old. I said last week that Don Jr. has a new book coming out called
Triggered: How The Left Thrives On Hate And Wants To Silence Us. Well, that's not the original title.


Here's a pic of Mueller at the hearing in case you didn't see it...


Now from the home office in Port Jefferson, New York, here is...


Top Phive Things You Never Hear In Church
5. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew!
4. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
2. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
And the number one thing you never hear in church is...
1. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the junior high Sunday school class.




If you spot the Mindphuck let me know. So, do you remember the 90s? Well, there's this guy who still thinks it's the 90s. He wanted to come on to the Phile and say something. So, please welcome to the Phile again...


Me: Hey, Ed, welcome back. So, what's up?

Ed: Hey, dude. So, I met this girl last night! We are going on a date.

Me: Really? Congrats.

Ed: Yeah, she said to me "let's VHS and chill." I was like booyah!

Me: Hahaha. I'm happy for you, Ed. Anything else?

Ed: Yeah, I got a new CD Walkman the other day so I don't have to carry the boom box around anyone but the batteries keep going low. I think I should turn off the base boost to conserve energy.

Me: That's good.

Ed: Alright, man, I gotta book. I have a date. See ya soon.

Me: See ya. Ed Enistink, the guy who lives in the 90s.




Hahaha. That's very true.



Parenthood even changes your wardrobe. This guy went from wearing a suit to wearing his kids, which is so much more expensive. There's making someone else's pain all about you, and then there's this story. A married couple sent me an email asking about how much the husband complained about a toothache while the wife gave birth to their first child. The husband emailed first to ask if he was an asshole, and then the wife chimed in with her side of the story... and it all went downhill from there. Spoiler alert: he is definitely the asshole.


The husband claims he just mentioned the toothache a few times, while the wife tells things differently. Here's what he said, "My wife went into labor three weeks early so somewhat unexpectedly. Over the prior couple months I had started developing an intermittent toothache. About two or three hours into the 19 hour labor, I probably ate something delicious." Telling me you ate something delicious while your wife was at the beginning of her suffering is not a great way to garner sympathy, but go on. "After eating something delicious, I can’t quite remember what it was, my tooth started hurting in an ungodly way. I’m talking sharp, eye-watering pain. Her contractions at this point were very far apart, and she was in very little discomfort." She was "in very little discomfort"? Dig that hole a little deeper, buddy. "Over the next couple of hours the toothache became a competing topic of conversation with the imminent birth of our first child. I didn’t want to leave her side to look for medicine until her parents arrived." The imminent birth of your first child is not a "topic of conversation," it's a super important and potentially traumatic event that demands 100% attention of everyone involved but okay. "Once they arrived, to my surprise I was able to find an oral numbing medication at the hospital convenience store. That with a couple Excedrin was able to alleviate the pain just as my wife’s contractions started to pick up. Am I the asshole for discussing my mouth pain during her labor?" By the way, the subject of this email was "Am I An Asshole For Mentioning That I Had A Chronic Toothache While My Wife Was In Labor?" but even the husband's story makes it clear he went beyond "mentioning" his tooth pain. As if this wasn't enough, the wife then weighed in with her side of the story... and it's damning. Here are the deets, "My husband had been complaining about a toothache for months and months throughout my first pregnancy. It kept getting worse, and every time he’d complain I’d say he should go to the dentist, but he refused." Ah, a straight man refusing to get medical help despite the clear signs that he needs to, not to mention urging from everyone around him. That old chestnut. "So as he mentioned, as I was in labor he started to once again complain about this tooth pain. Granted I wasn’t in terrible pain, but for a few hours while I was in the hospital getting ready to push a child out of my body he continued to complain frequently about his toothache. I did feel bad he was uncomfortable, but I had asked him multiple times to get it checked out, and there were other things at the moment I felt I should be focusing on." Um, yeah. Like helping bring his own child into the world. "I’d like to also mention it wasn’t just he mentioned once or twice his tooth was hurting, this dominated the conversation for probably a couple hours. He is a great father and husband, but is he also the asshole?" It's hardly surprising that this man minimized his own part in the labor. But somehow, this couple is still together and has been "debating" whether this was a dick move or not for two years. I think the husband was in the wrong "because he refused to get it treated. At some point you should stop expecting sympathy, because you don’t deserve it. Did you think it would go away? Or be less irritating with little sleep and a newborn to care for? You know you should’ve dealt with it. Did you have to push the tooth out of your penis? Seems like the answer is no. Anyway, the couple confirmed that the man later had a root canal. The comeuppance is sweet, although three or four root canals would be a more equitable punishment. So there you have it. This toothache complainer is the worst. If you have a problem you want me to help out with on the Phile email me at thepeverettphile@gmail.com.



Every time I have to chase a ping-pong ball, I feel like a 3-year-old. I'm convinced there is no cool way to chase a ping-pong pool?



Heroes 
What a guy in a boat does.



Rutger Hauer 
January 23rd, 1944 — July 19th, 2019
Aside from Blade Runner, I think his greatest performance was multiple appearances in something called "Direct to DVD."



The 102nd book to be pheatured in the Phile's Book Club is...


Mike and Adam will be on the Phile next Monday! And now for some heart...


Phact 1. A woman had a heart attack on a plane. When the stewardess asked if there was a doctor on board, 15 stood up. They were on their way to a cardiology conference. She survived.

Phact 2. Scientists have developed artificial heart with two turbines which can now replace human heart. It will have a constant flow of blood rather than a pulse.

Phact 3. The first human cardiac catheterization was done by Werner Forssmann who, after failing to get permission from his department chief, anesthetized his arm, inserted a catheter into his vein and threaded it into his heart. He then walked down to the X-ray department and took a picture to prove it

Phact 4. An Italian brain surgeon had a heart attack in the middle of an operation. He powered through it when he realized his patient would never recover if he stopped.

Phact 5. Frank Hayes was a jockey who, in 1923, suffered a fatal heart attack in the midst of a race at Belmont Park in New York. His horse finished and won the race with his lifeless body still atop, making him the first, and thus far, only, jockey to win a race after death.



I'm so excited... today's pheatured guest is an American actor, comedian, and writer whose latest movie Missing Link is now available on Blu-ray and digital download. Please welcome to the Phile the really funny... Zach Galifianakis.


Me: Hello, Zach, welcome to the Phile. I'm a big fan and it's great to have you here. How are you? 

Zach: Hi, Jason, it's great to be here. How are you?

Me: Pretty good. Your new movie Missing Link is stop motion, which I like. Are you a fan of it? 

Zach: Yeah, I do like stop motion as well. I think it's an older art form for animation and when you're my age you grow up on these kinda Christmas stories that were stop motion. It's amazing people are still doing it to the degree that this film coming is doing it, it's pretty breath taking.

Me: Do you like those Rankin/Bass films, Zach?

Zach: Yeah, I still watch them. I watched Rudolph last Christmas. I don't know when it was made but I want to say the 40s. The 1840s. It was made by someone who rode a big bicycle wheel. Ha ha. As we all did in the 1800s.

Me: Did you enjoy working on this film?

Zach: You know, I'm lucky to be working on anything, but I think this one the art dedication to that form of storytelling is pretty great. I think they worked on this movie for four years, so it's an arduous process.

Me: You have two kids, right?

Zach: Ummm... hold on... one... two. Yes.

Me: Haha. Was that why you did this movie? For your kids?

Zach: That's not why I did it to be honest. I think a lot of people say they do it for their kids. My kids don't really know too much about what I do yet. I'll figure that part out, I haven't figured that part out on how to tell them what I do. I kinda tell them I tell stories and it's vague enough.

Me: Are they gonna watch this movie?

Zach: Yeah, they'll see this movie when they're 17, when they get old enough.

Me: What was it about this movie that made you want to be a part of it?

Zach: Well, I did like the idea of a character being innocent and in the woods yearning to find his elk if you will. That to me is appealing. I like any movie where the character is a standalone, those are the kinda characters I tend to play. Loners or people always looking for friends, seems like the character I always play.

Me: Why do you think you're attracted to people like that in roles?

Zach: I'm not attracted to them, those are the ones that come to me.

Me: Haha. Why do you think that is?

Zach: Well, I think comedically sometimes the business with the characters that I play are not accepted until they are accepted. I know people like that in real life and I have a big heart for people like that. I have certainly been not invited to the party many times. Some of these characters I do are relatable, and that's kind of why I take them.

Me: When The Hangover came out the press said you didn't play the "game." Is that true and why would they say that?

Zach: Well, I think there's a way that actors are supposed to be and sometimes the media expects them to be one way. Sometimes Hollywood is a pretty vacant place, or can be seen that way. I kinda roll my eyes at Hollywood in general. I always have because I'm from a small town in the south and that's what we do. But I'm in it so I kinda don't accept the Hollywood-ness of the system. I try to be just as normal is possible. That's just for my health.

Me: In 2009 I think it was I was at Macy's in Hollywood on vacation and I saw you shopping for men's clothes so I believe. If someone gets something wrong about you do you just accept it?

Zach: Well, I'm not on social media so I don't fight back. I don't know what's written about me. I don't tend to look at it so no, I just kinda do my job and put my head down and look for the next job. 

Me: Do you like living in a small town better than a big city?

Zach: Yeah, we had big city people telling us we were dying. I have a chip on my shoulder about it. I really do. I think it's more important to stay who you was instead of the business that I'm in turn me into a jerk.

Me: How can you be "outside" Hollywood yet be "in" it?

Zach: I think a real artist doesn't really care about that extra-curricular activities. And I'm not saying I'm a real artist whatsoever, but I just do not care about Hollywood's extra-curricular activities.

Me: Conan O'Brien said before that he'd love to be an artist but he knows commerce has to be a part of it. Do you agree and did I say it right?

Zach: Well, commerce always follows art. See, that's what's interesting I think. Is that commerce will always tag along with art but art doesn't really care to much about commerce a lot of times. So sometimes he's right, it's a weird balance. Especially when you're as known. In the comedy world it is very difficult to split those two sometimes.

Me: Do you think it's funny that you started off as this unusual stand up comedian and as my friend Jeff put it about you you've been in one of the biggest trilogies in the past 20 years, made several other good movies and Missing Link was number 2 movie in the land.

Zach: Listen, as far as keeping it real if I get any luck in Hollywood I end up in movies and was a comic that were performing in coffee shops in the lower east side I'm gonna feel like a sell out now. But I try to maintain a little bit of the integrity as I move forward because I do want people to see what I've done. That is a part of it. I just navigate and the work should speak for itself. Look, I still do stand up and back then when I was doing weird stuff on stage it was met a lot of times with crickets. I saw a cricket ride a tumble weed once. It is a lonely world. Now all of a sudden people like my stuff I sort of question that as a human being. Wait a minute, why do people like this now? Also I was older to when I started to get a little bit of attention, and I already formed this callous personality. I think if I was younger I would've been into the bottle service scene.

Me: Haha. I love your popular parody show "Between Two Ferns," Zach. How did that come about and why the rudeness with the guests? Haha.

Zach: I think really the "Between Two Ferns" thing is just really rude, it's not me, I just use my name, but it's not me. I think rudeness is funny because when I'm not self aware. I don't agree with the rudeness but I laugh at it. So I think that whole "Between Two Ferns," wait, did your readers fall asleep? Who needs Ambien when you have actors talking about their craft? Anyway, that version of myself which is not really myself is also was against celebrity culture because I never saw anybody asking any real questions, not that my questions are real. I just did the opposite and went on full on aggressive because actors never really are challenged so it's really funny to see them challenged for really no reason. My attitude is to be just as pugnacious as possible and to make me look like an idiot which I'm comfortable with.

Me: I heard "Between Two Ferns" is gonna be a film, is that true?

Zach: I heard that. We filmed for a few months so what comes out of it might be a movie, yeah.

Me: Is that the plan?

Zach: It's already been shot and filmed.

Me: Your "Hangover" character is pretty popular, I see you on a t-shirt as that character, I still see people dressed up as you on Halloween. It's crazy. How do you look back on that film now?

Zach: I'm very grateful that I got to be part of that movie.

Me: Why is that?

Zach: I wouldn't be on the Peverett Phile if it wasn't for that. It opened up doors, it was a great movie, I met some friends that we are still friends. So when I look back at things I got to do I go "does it hold up?" I assume that movie still holds up. There were three of them but I guess the first movie is what we're talking about. I'm very lucky to be part of that franchise.

Me: I can't believe it's been two years since the first one came out. Do you see people wear that t-shirt?

Zach: I do see people wear that t-shirt and it makes me feel good to see it. I mean I walk to the other side of the street when I see it but it still makes me feel good.

Me: Do you ever see anybody dressed up as you?

Zach: I went to a Halloween party, I guess it was in the last few years, and there was this guy dressed up as the character from The Hangover and I walked up to the guy. I didn't have an outfit on, I was just look like who I look like, and I went up to the guy dressed as me and said, "Hey, you're me." He says, "Yeah, right." And he just walked away. He didn't believe it.

Me: How does that happen?!

Zach: Look, if I tell the person who I actually are, which I never do, no one believe it.

Me: Any other weird meetings? Haha.

Zach: I had a guy the other day who came up to me on the street and goes, "Hey, can I ask you a question... did anybody ever tell you you look like the guy from The Hangover Three?" I said, "Yeah, I get that a lot." He said, "Oh, cool." And just walked away.

Me: What did you think?

Zach: That was a good one because he didn't linger.

Me: Do you ever get sick about talking about those movies?

Zach: No, I really like talking to people about it. I love talking to people about that stuff but I don't like taking pictures about it. But people are more interested in taking a picture for their commodity on Facebook or whatever than actually having a conversation, that makes me sad to be honest. It does. 

Me: Have you seen audiences change over time doing stand up?

Zach: Ummmmmmmm. Yes. I do. Yes, it's changed for many reasons over many different times, Yes, it just depends on the age... college crowds are very politically correct and even if I'm saying something that's not supposed to be perceived as something politically incorrect, I try to make a point they'll just hook onto a word I'm not supposed to say anymore. That's hard to navigate. But times are changing, and good comics change with the time.

Me: In your movies I think there's a lot of unlikely people concreting, like one of my favorite comedies ever that you're in... Due Date. Does anything draw you to that?

Zach: Well, listen, this is going to sound really sappy but I feel like of we could hear everybody's voices and everybody's stories, if there was a capability. not through a robot but actually hear their voices, I think we would be a softer society but now we're doing it, this connectability, a lot of times it's human beings acting unanimously. That's just a weird start.

Me: How important is working with people that you wouldn't normally work with, either in stand up or movies or other projects?

Zach: Well, with stand up I'm doing my own thing. It's as raw as I could get I think, and I need contact feed back at stand up. The audience needs to tell me they're enjoying it through laughter. Then when I go to work with her people in that realm I hope that we can together and we kinda have this same opinion as to how to elicit laughs. That is a different challenge because obviously because people's humor is completely different. I never get upset f somebody doesn't understand humor. I don't understand my humor.

Me: Zach, I really enjoyed the interview, and like I said I'm a big fan.

Zach: Should we do part 2 tomorrow? And part three the next day?

Me: Ummm... sorry, I have a procedure I have to get done tomorrow but come back again soon. 

Zach: Sure will. See ya, Jason.

Me: See ya, Zach.





That about does it for this entry. Thanks to Zach for a fun interview. Okay, like I just said tomorrow I'm having an ablation procedure on my heart. I almost said an abomination on my heart. Hahaha. Anyway, the Phile will be back on Tuesday with musician Justin Currie, as long as I'm feeling okay. If not it'll be later in the week but I'm sure I'll be just fine. Spread the word, not the turd. Don't let snakes and alligators bite you. Bye, love you, bye.
































I don't want you, cook my bread, I don't want you, make my bed, I don't want your money too, I just want to make love to you. - Willie Dixon

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