Welcome to the Peverett Phile, where wet dreams come true. Virginia Senator George Allen is under fire for making racially insensitive remarks and for having a Confederate flag in his office. He blames it all on the Jewish controlled media. The Senate has passed a resolution to build a 700 mile fence along our 2,000 mile Mexican border. This is what happens when you let President Bush do the math. The Fox network has a new show coming out called "When Presidents Attack!” Did you see that? President Clinton’s interview with Chris Wallace, he said he tried to kill Osama bin Laden many times. I’d believe Clinton but we all know how bad his aim is. If Osama bin Laden weighed 200 more pounds and wore a red beret Clinton would have nailed him! Bill hasn’t been this angry since Hillary made him take his page off MySpace. There’s rumors going around that George Clooney might run for a political office. When asked about it Clooney said, "The only thing I’m running for is two legs and skirt.” He said that. Which Ted Kennedy responded, "No reason you can’t do both.” Liquids can now be carried on flights again. However the liquids must be bought in airport gift shops. You know who thought of this? The airport gift shops. Gas prices have now gone from obscene to jus indecent. Jackass II is the big hit at the box office. Don’t confuse that with Jackass I which is about Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. As you know Hugo Chavez insulted President Bush last week at the U.N. This upset many Americans. It goes across party lines. Democrat Representative Charlie Rangel said it’s one thing for Americans to criticize President Bush, but not okay for foreign leaders to do it on American soil. Sort of like Catholics making fun of Catholics. Jews making fun of Jews. Or Michael Jackson making fun of child molesters. He also called President Bush "the devil”. Then he called him a "cowboy”. President Bush’s response was, "He is sure making it hard me to figure out my Halloween costume.” And finally, they've come out with a new Tickle Me Elmo Doll that lies on its back and kicks its legs in the air. Don't confuse this with the Paris Hilton Doll. That's totally different!
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