Sunday, August 4, 2013

Pheaturing Bert Hoover From Cab 20

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Alright, well, it's time for our good phriend to tell us a story. He's a patriot, singer and renaissance man. Please welcome back to the Phile... Laird Jim.

Good morning, humans. Monday just texted me "I'm on my way... enjoy the last of your weekend, jackass!" Nasty little prick, he is. At All American Burger getting a vanilla shake and I notice this soccer mom bitching out her young daughter for crying over her shake that just spilled onto the pavement. I put the straw in my just paid for shake, handed it to the little girl, leaned over and whispered into mom's ear, "Stop being such a cunt... before you turn her into YOU." I believe, my work here is done.

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Today's pheatured guest is the lead singer and guitarist for the band Cab 20 whose latest release "Holy Denim Faded Vibrations" is available on iTunes. What a great name of an album. Please welcome to the Phile... Bert Hoover.

Me: Hey, Bert, welcome to the Phile. How are you?

Bert: I'm great.

Me: Where are you guys from? California, right?

Bert: We are all from California. Jason and I are from El Segundo. Eric is from Fullerton.

Me: Your band Cab 20 has been described as The Faces and more recently The Black Keys. How would you describe your music?

Bert: Rock & roll.

Me: Well, that narrows it down. You guys seem so young, I cannot imagine what bands you listened to growing up these last few years.

Bert: We listen to a bit of everything. The juke box in my living room consist of Johnny Cash, Sly & the Family Stone, Nirvana, The Racontuers, FIDLAR and more.

Me: So, who is in the band, Bert?

Bert: Mtself, Jason Almanza and Eric Contreras.

Me: Where did you all meet? In school I am guessing.

Bert: Eric was in a different band and we would play a bunch of shows together. Our first drummer left so he decided to join. We found Jason through the Internet. He coincidentally lived across town.

Me: I downloaded your album "Holy Denim Faded Vibrations" and your EP "Cactus" off from iTunes. And I enjoyed them both. You are currently working on a new EP. Why did you follow up albums with an EP

Bert: I think it was our managers idea to have us do an EP. I don't think we were ready to do another album at the time.

Me: I have to ask you about this, you guys were featured on the show "Shark Tank". How did that happen?

Bert: Tom (our manager) got us on it. I guess he knew someone.

Me: I love reality TV shows but have never watched "Shark Tank". What is the premise of the show and how did you guys fit in?

Bert: Someone pitches an idea to a group of investors and they decide if they want to fund said idea. Our pitch was Cab 20.

Me: I am sure it helped with the sales of your music, am I right?

Bert: Yeah.

Me: Bert, you play a Sears Roebuck guitar mostly, am I right? I love those guitars. Have you heard of Dexter Romweber? He plays those guitars as well. He used to be in the band Flat Duo Jets.

Bert: I play mostly vintage guitars like Silvertone and Harmony. Flat Duo Jets are rad, they are also in my juke box.

Me: I am guessing you kids play all over California. Are you planning on touring the country?

Bert: We play mostly in the LA area. We are slowly expanding. Hopefully we will be touring in the near future.

Me: Do you guys do any covers in your shows?

Bert: We used to, but not really anymore. Most recently we covered "No Friend of Mine" by the Swamp Rats.

Me: Hey, I didn't ask you about the band name Cab 40. Where does it come from?

Bert: The old bassist and I we're shooting names around and that one stuck.

Me: Thanks so much for being here,  Bert, you kids rock. Go ahead and plug your websites and please come back soon when the new release comes out.

Bert: Thanks for having us.

Me: All the best, guys. "Holy Denim Faded Vibrations" is available on iTunes now. Great album.

They're a great band, but I have to admit, that wasn't the best interview. I blame most of it on me. Haha. Anyway, that about does it for this entry. Thanks to Laird Jim and Bert Hoover. The Phile will be back tomorrow with singer Jenn Bostic. Next Saturday it's jazz singer Stephanie Nakasian. Sunday it's the guys from the band Blade of Grass and Monday it's singer and musician Adam Daniel. Spread the word, not the turd. Don't let snakes and alligators bite you. Bye, love you, bye. Strawberry Blondes Forever!

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