Monday, January 11, 2021

Pheaturing Matthew McConaughey

 

Alright, alright, alright, welcome to the Phile for a Monday. How are you, kids? Six days into 2021 on January 6th radicalized Trump supporters including white supremacists, white nationalists and QAnon adherents attacked the United States Capitol complex in an attempt to stop the certification of the presidential election results. The crowd was told by President Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump at a rally staged in front of the White House to march on the Capitol to send Congress a message among other incitements. Leaving directly from that rally, many of the participants followed Trump’s orders and stormed the Capitol grounds causing destruction and five deaths, including a Capitol police officer. Despite the seriousness of the violent insurrection... in true Internet fashion... people couldn’t stop themselves from noticing the “unique” outfit choice of one of the rioters. Jake Angeli... one of the extremists... attacked the building shirtless, furry, horned and face painted. Angeli is a well known QAnon fanatic based in Arizona who showed up to several Black Lives Matter events as counterprotester with a “Q sent me” sign. Right-wing pundits and Trump supporters mistook Angeli’s self-professed neo-Viking garb as Indigenous regalia and falsely claimed he was an Indigenous Antifa member to support false claims the Capitol rioters were really Antifa members in disguise. Angeli... the so-called QShaman... told several news outlets his neo-Viking garb is designed to gain attention at events so people will approach him and he can spread the message of the Q online conspiracy theories. But the neo-Viking ensemble was also dubbed the “Chewbacca bikini.” Chewie fans were not happy having the beloved character associated with a domestic terrorist, they even told jokes about it on Twitter. However, amongst the humor was acknowledgement joking and comparing Chewbacca to an insurgent who was part of the Capitol riot that killed five people is not entirely appropriate. Since the attack, right-wing media sources have also been trying to blame Antifa and undercover liberals for the seditious attack. The actual participants, Angeli included, have vocally pushed back against the attempt to blame another group for their violence. Instead the radicals are proud of their violent interruption of the democratic process. The FBI is compiling the names of those who participated. Certainly they’ll know Jake Angeli and not Chewbacca needs to be front and center on that list. My heart go out to all those affected by this violent attack. BTW, According to the Department of Justice, Jacob Anthony Chansley, 33, of Arizona... longtime QAnon supporter known as Jake Angeli... was arrested Saturday. He faces charges of knowingly entering or remaining in any restricted building or grounds without lawful authority and with violent entry and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds. 

The fallout from Wednesday’s coup attempt at the Capitol in Washington, D.C. has been shocking in many ways, including giving us a glimpse into just how far some supporters of President Trump will go to disinform the public. Count "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" star Kevin Sorbo among them, who has taken to Twitter to regurgitate several times the preposterous lie that the Trump supporters who stormed the Capitol were actually leftist protestors in costume. And Sorbo’s former costar Lucy Lawless... "Xena: Warrior Princess" herself... absolutely wasn’t having, dragging him in a epic Twitter response. 


In her searing takedown of her former co-star, Lawless placed part of the blame for the riots squarely on Sorbo’s shoulders. “They are the douchebags that go out and do the evil bidding of people like you who like to wind them up like toys and let them do their worst.” “Peanut” is a nice touch, don’t you think? Lawless and Sorbo were frequent costars in the 1990s, appearing on "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" and "Xena: Warrior Princess" in their respective characters. Sorbo has been an outspoken proponent of the baseless claims of election fraud that incited the violence at the Capitol. And the tweet to which Lawless replied is but one of several that Sorbo has posted that traffic in ridiculous conspiracy theories about the Capitol insurrection itself, which began ricocheting through social and right-wing media almost immediately. Right-wing figures have repeatedly claimed that the rioters were members of Antifa, including Congressmen Matt Gaetz and Paul Gosar, two of Trump’s most ardent supporters, who made such claims on the House floor immediately following the riots. And far-right social media platforms and messaging boards like Parler have been full of incredibly bizarre conspiracy theories, including one that claims that Ashli Babbitt, the rioter who was killed by police during the insurrection, is still alive and that her killing was staged as part of a psy-ops stunt by the so-called “Deep State.” Many have been left enraged by these efforts by Trump’s supporters to blame the left for a deadly riot that Trump himself instigated on Twitter and at the rally that preceded it. And there was no shortage of appreciation for Lawless speaking out about it. Lawless may have won the Twitter war, but Sorbo is not backing down... the actor was still claiming the riot was faked as recently as yesterday evening. 

It may end up being one of the most indelible images of Wednesday’s violent insurrection at the Capitol building... a photo that will be instantly identifiable to future generations. A man with a white beard reclined in Nancy Pelosi’s office, his boots up on her assistant’s desk. But perhaps it shouldn’t be, because he was just looking for a bathroom, you see. No sedition here. That’s the story the man is telling, anyway, now that he’s been identified by a news station in his hometown. The man has been identified as Richard Barnett, also known by his nickname, “Bigo.” Barnett gave an interview to 5News in the Fort Smith/Fayetteville area of Arkansas. Barnett is from the nearby town of Gravette. Speaking with 5News, Barnett explained he just happened upon Pelosi’s office while searching for a bathroom. “As I’m looking for the bathroom I walk by and there’s doors open to offices. I looked in and saw… it was Nancy Pelosi’s office.” Barnett then told 5News he considers himself to be the rightful owner of what he thought was Pelosi’s desk (the desk is her assistant’s) because he’s a tax-payer. “So I sat down there at MY desk. I’m a tax-payer.” “I’m a patriot, that ain’t her desk! We loaned her that desk!” “And she ain’t appreciating the desk so I thought I’d sit down and appreciate the desk.” Barnett was the subject of a second viral image as well... a photograph of him holding a piece of Pelosi’s mail he’d taken out of the Capitol... a federal felony. Barnett explained he took it because he bled on it following an injury presumably sustained while vandalizing the Capitol building. But he insisted it wasn’t theft because he left a quarter in its place, presumably to pay for the postage. “I put a quarter on the desk, cuz I’m not a thief.” “She ain’t worth a quarter, but I paid for the envelope, I didn’t steal anything or tear anything up.” “Cuz we don’t do that, we’re patriots.” Barnett admitted to 5News he is likely to face legal repercussions, but said he wasn’t worried about the outcome since he ended up in the Capitol by accident. “I didn’t do anything. I didn’t breach the doors!” “I got shoved in! I didn’t even mean to be in there!” “Hell, I was just walking around looking for a bathroom!” On Twitter, people were definitely not buying his story. As for the violence and vandalism that erupted at the Capitol... which resulted in five deaths... Barnett characterized the incident as “peacefully protesting.” According to a Department of Justice official, Richard Barnett, 60, of Gravette, Arkansas was taken into federal custody in his home state on Friday. He faces federal charges of entering and remaining on restricted grounds, violent entry and theft of public property.

Amongst the other things done to vandalize the U.S. Capitol in Washington D.C., the rioters not only broke windows, fought with law enforcement, and scared lawmakers into taking shelter, they also took a massive dump on American democracy. And I mean, literally. According to a source close to Senator Chuck Schumer, as staffers were cleaning up the mess that the pro-Trump mob left in its violent wake, they discovered that the Trump supporters left poop tracked down several hallways. If you thought the Capitol riot was insane, it got even more ridiculous as feces were found smeared all over the Capitol building, along with “brownish footprints” that probably reeked of disgusting excrement. Apparently, some of those who had stormed Capitol Hill to protest in the name of Republican President Donald Trump against the certification of electoral college votes that indicated Democrat President-Elect Joe Biden as the winner of the 2020 presidential election, had gone No. 2 in the bathroom and instead of flushing, proceeded to take the dung and spread it around the government building. This was just a small part of what had happened to the U.S. Capitol and those inside. The lawmakers within were forced to take shelter and also given gas masks in fear of possible tear gas being used in the building. Five people reportedly lost their lives, including a Capitol police officer. Many have called for the enactment of the 25th amendment, and for a small amount of time, President Trump’s account was censored and flagged on popular social media sites, including Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Twitch. It’s been a dark time for the United States as violence continues to plague upon the transfer of power in the White House. Inauguration Day is coming up faster than ever, but we must not forget that COVID-19 is still a very real issue. However, if we can grab a few laughs from this whole incident, it would be at the ridiculousness of the idea that spreading your poop along hallways will send a message. A very smelly one at that.

There is little doubt that Cara Dune is one of the fan-favorite characters in "The Mandalorian." However, people haven't been pleased with the woman who plays the character. Gina Carano is currently getting backlash for her comments on social media that have led to the Twitter hashtag #FireGinaCarano from the Star Wars series but it looks like the actress isn't bothered by all the attention. Carano was recently interviewed for the YouTube channel "Drunk 3PO" where she opened up about sharing a scene with Luke Skywalker. In addition to that, the Deadpool star was asked about the Twitter outrage over her online presence. Interestingly, Carano chose not to comment on the movement but she did state that she simply isn't backing down. “I’m going to stick around and if my presence bothers you, okay, but also a lot of people are not bothered by my Twitter presence or my social media presence. So I focus more on those people. I bring the fire out in people. I’m not sure why,” Carano said. Carano previously made headlines when she allegedly mocked the idea of posting pronouns in Twitter bios. Although she has since removed the "pronouns" she added to her bio, people continue to call for the actress to be fired from "The Mandalorian." For now, it is unclear whether Cara will be back in "The Mandalorian" Season 3. However, there is a huge chance that Carano will continue to appear in the Star Wars series. 

Instead of doing this blog I should be listening to this album...

Actually, I should. It's a great album. I'd love to get Jeff Beck on the Phile. You know what I think is fun? When people reenact photos from when they were kids, like this one...


Hahahaha. If I had a TARDIS I would probably end up on Bloody Sunday, Alabama, 1965. 


On March 7th, 1965, 600 civil rights protesters attempted a march from Selma to Montgomery, Alabama, the state capital, to draw attention to the voting rights issue. Led by Hosea Williams of SCLC and John Lewis of SNCC, the marchers crossed the Edmund Pettus Bridge over the Alabama River on their way to Montgomery. There they encountered Alabama state troopers and local police officers who gave them a two-minute warning to stop and turn back. When the protesters refused, the officers tear-gassed and beat them. Over 50 people were hospitalized. Ugh. NFL teams have changed their logos this season, like this one...


So, today's guest Matthew McConaughey was in the movie Dazed and Confused, but did you know I originally had the part of David Wooderson before McConaughey had it. Don't believe me? Check this out...


Hahaha. I also had the part of Mark Hanna in The Wolf of Wall Street...


He got that pounding he chest from me. Okay, so, Valentine's Day is like a month away and cards are already out in stores. If you need an idea for a card how about this one?


Hahahaha. The death of a loved one often brings a showering of gifts. The homes of the grieving are filled with floral arrangements, fruit baskets, and greeting cards stuffed with cash. Sometimes, the influx can be daunting. On top of mourning, now there is the need to arrange a cluttered house. For a Phile reader, the post-mortem gift-giving took on a whole new level. 


"Am I wrong for refusing a free house on my child’s behalf? Some quick bullet points: I’m a 29-year-old male and a widower with a daughter who is a 1-year-old female. My girlfriend passed in labor. I have a relatively nice 3 bedroom apartment that we live in. I’m a professor at a university. My late girlfriend’s family is loaded, both her parents were engineers who started and sold several companies and have been retired for a couple decades now. They decided without much warning to start looking to buy us a house. By this I mean they want to buy a house my daughter and I will live in, but it will be in their names until my daughter is 18, then it’s transferred to them. I am not involved at all, my name is on nothing. They want to mortgage it and have me make monthly payments to live there. This was a plan when my late girlfriend was pregnant. They wanted to buy a house, have it in her name, then it would become the matrimonial home when we got married and I would have equal rights to it. Since this didn’t happen, they still want to go ahead with the house but the conditions are changed such that I have no right to it. I am refusing because I don’t want to pay for something I have no rights to. You can argue I do this right now by renting, but I have some rights with regards to my living conditions. I also don’t manage the property. With a house, I am on the hook for everything, and the way they want to do it is I still yet have no right to it. Am I wrong?" Sir, this was by no means a free house you were refusing. That’s not a free house they are gifting you a mortgage and I would assume it has a gazillion strings attached. If you have to pay for it, then it’s not free. It would be in their name, so if they any point during those 17 or 18 years decide to keep it, you’re pretty much screwed. If they want to do something for your daughter they can start a college fund or something in her name. Sounds like they want to control everything. Homeownership is about owning your own home. Not vaguely renting it until your daughter can "own" it. How is your relationship with them? It seems like your late girlfriends family only cares about your daughter and not in the slightest about you. If this is the case I’d stay away from living in a house under their control where all you do is pay to stay and pay more to maintain it. Sit down with them, thank them kindly for the offer, and offer instead if they are really wanting to help their grandchild in the future to set her up a college fund or mutual fund so that when she gets older she has a nice little nest egg from her grandparents. It’s quite clear that he and his daughter will be renting for at least a little while longer. If you have a problem or situation you'd like my advice on email me at thepeverettphile@gmail.com. Good luck, everyone. Now from the home office in Port Jefferson, New York here is...


Top Phive Things Said About President Trump Being Banned On Twitter
5. AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
4. Ummmmm, okay, why is Trump on Venmo liking everyone's transactions? 
3. My therapist job is going to be so much easier now.
2. Trump violated Twitter's "42,000 strikes and you're out" policy. 
And the number one said about President Trump being banned on Twitter is...
1. He's furiously Googling "how to become a TikTok teen."




Yeesh. If you spot the Mindphuck let me know. Okay, let's take a love look at Port Jefferson, shall we?


Looks like a cold day there, right? 


A bed is a shelf for your body when you are not using it.


This is cool. Today's guest is an American actor and producer. He first gained notice for his supporting performance in the coming-of-age comedy Dazed and Confused, this was considered by many to be his breakout role. His new book Greenlights is the 143rd book to be pheatured in the Phile's Book Club. Please welcome to the Phile... Matthew McConaughey!


Me: Alright, alright, alright, hey there, Matthew, welcome to the Phile. How are you? 

Matthew: Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, good to be here. 

Me: So, first thing before we start my friend at work, Sylinda is a HUGE fan of yours and recently lost her dad. It'll be cool if you can say hello to her. 

Matthew: Hello, Sylinda, sorry about your dad. 

Me: Thanks, man. So, your book Greenlights is the 143rd book to be pheatured in the Phile's Book Club and the first of this 15th and final year of the Phile. So, were born in Texas, right? 

Matthew: Yeah, I was born in Uvalde, Texas, home of the famous Frio Bat Cave, then moved to Longview, Texas, 12,000 population up to 75,000 population. 

Me: What were your parents like, Matthew? 

Matthew: They were married three times and divorced twice. Always to each other. 

Me: You were runner up for Little Mister Texas in 1977? 

Matthew: Yeah, and I actually I held the title too not so long ago. 

Me: What kind of jobs did you have growing up? 

Matthew: Boat mechanic, bank teller, a photo processor, a construction worker, and an assistant golf pro, waiter at a blues bar, a hand model... 

Me: Damn, man, what didn't you do? 

Matthew: LOL. That's quite a few, I won't say all I did. 

Me: Okay, so I first heard about you from the movie Dazed and Confused, which is so cool that Foghat's "Slow Ride" was played over the credits. 

Matthew: That's a great song, man. Your dad left a cool legacy for you. 

Me: Thanks. So, your new book you don't hold back, you tell a lot of stuff. Why is that? 

Matthew: Because this one I wrote, produced and directed everything so its not someone else's project. I mean I wrote it and you can ask anything you want. 

Me: So, tell the readers how the book starts. 

Matthew: My mom and my dad in a violent fight involving a knife and a ketchup bottle. 

Me: Man alive. How typical were scenes like that when you were growing up? 

Matthew: They weren't that typical. My mom and dad had a very violable relationship, as I said they were divorced twice and married three times. That's a good example of they can't live and can't live without each other, but they ended up living together. So that's how they communicated. They would get into sometimes what would be a violent fight and then it'll be over and like that story they would end up making love on the kitchen floor. It always ended well, it was just rough getting there sometimes. It didn't happen that often. 

Me: Then why start the book off with that story? 

Matthew: Because that story really sets the table which would seem a contradiction to the title of the book, Greenlight how the hell do I see that story with my mom and dad fighting violently, a knife was pulled, blood was drawn, I'm talking about this is a "green light"? Yes! And I go on and explain how and why. 

Me: So, you were going to go to law school and then decided to become an actor. What was your parents reaction to that? 

Matthew: Well, I planned it out well, it would happen at 7:30 on a Tuesday night... a time when my notoriously volatile dad would be home from work, he would have had dinner, and he'd be enjoying a beer on the couch with his wife, my mom. He said, "Hey, little buddy." He would call me "little buddy." I told him straight, "I don't want to go to law school anymore. I want to go to film school." I had to catch my breath to say that. I was already sweating on the other end of the phone line. And I'm waiting for him to go, "You want to WHAT!?" But instead, real calm he goes, "Huh. Are you sure that's what you want to do?" And I immediately said, "Yes sir," There was another pause and I think he was going to yell, "Are you out of your mind?!" I was raised as a blue-collar and had to work up the ladder and I was always going to be a lawyer in the family and here I was introducing this avant garde European idea of being an artist. Ha ha ha. Then he gave me three words that changed my life. He said, "Well, don't half ass it." And I remember tearing up when he said that. It was more than approval that he gave me. He gave me rocket fuel with that line. The way he said it, he was like "Do it. Not only do I approve of you doing it, but awesome. I'm giving you privilege and freedom to do it and responsibility to do it." And it was the best thing he could have ever said to me. I did not expect it. 

Me: That was a tremendous risk, right? 

Matthew: Yes. Indeed. Look, our family was middle class. We had a roof over our head and food on our table. I did find out later that dad was on the verge of going bankrupt for years in the 80s and then into the 90s. I didn't know he was that strapped money wise so they didn't have a big account or a lot of money to be my safety net if things didn't work out. Pretty much what I made is what I made. 

Me: So, like I said I first heard about you and I guess most people did through the movie Dazed and Confused where you played David Wooderson. For the people who never saw the movie explain the character... 

Matthew: Ha ha ha. David Wooderson was a guy in his 20s who still hung out with high school students and checked out the young girls as they went by. 

Me: What was it like playing that character? 

Matthew: These come up in a lot of different characters I played but this was the first time I had one in the very first film I was in, and the very first character. I call it a launch pad line, one of the original three lines that was written for the character was the scene where they are hanging out at the pool hall on the front curb, checking out the girls going by. Someone said I better cut it out or I'll end up in jail. And I said, "No, man, that's what I love about those high school girls, man. I get older, but they stay the same age." That line was the launch pad line. I said, "Whoa, if that character believes that... if that's really an ethos of that guy, this is not an attitude, he's not being cool to make a joke, he believes that... well, who the hell is that guy? I mean, there's an encyclopedia on that guy." This guy really believes that. I remember in the scene I didn't say that line to anyone in particular, I sort of stepped up to the curb and kind of said it to the heavens. Just throw it out there. So that's what unlocked the character for me. 

Me: Was the character based on anybody? 

Matthew: The character was based on and impression I had of my older brother when he was 17-years-old and I was about 10. 

Me: A mental impression or an actual impression? 

Matthew: A mental impression. I've really being enjoying as an artist playing on, because I always loved the definition... I'd say the last six years of my life, seven years I've really been leaning into the value of the impression and going somethings are better from a distance. Well, it's one image when I'm 10-years-old looking out the back window of our station wagon when we were pulling through the high school to pick up my older brother from school after school because his car broke down, he was not there where we were supposed to meet him, we're looking for him, we're driving by, I look out the back of the window I see this silhouetted image of this guy leaning against a wall in the smoking section, smoking a cigarette in a lazy right-handed way, left knee bent up, boot heel on the wall. And he was 10 feet tall. He was cooler than James Dean ever was. And who was he? He was my brother, Pat. He was really only five-foot-10. But in my 10-year-old eyes from that 80 yards away, he was the coolest thing in the world. I remember going, "There's Pat!" I had to immediately shut my mouth because he was smoking a cigarette and he'll get in trouble by my mom if he gets caught smoking a cigarette. But that image for whatever that three seconds was in my mind looking out the back window at Pat became who Wooderson was. So I take the line that they are staying the same age and I throw it with that three second impression that was in my mind I got that guy. I know who Wooderson is. Press record, say what they want, I ended up working three weeks because of that. 

Me: The main line that people impersonate you with and quote you with is "alright, alright, alright." How did that come about? 

Matthew: I wasn't even supposed to work that night, I wasn't supposed to be on set that night. I was just doing makeup and wardrobe test which is where for those that don't know, I show up on set because I'm there with the wardrobe and makeup people and their shooting other scenes with other actors. I wasn't supposed to be filmed. When the director gets free time he steps of the set, the AD says, "Can you check out McConaughey's David Wooderson?" He looks me up and down and says, "I like the hair-do..." That happens this time and Richard Linklater comes up to me in the street and says, "This is great, look at you." He says as Wooderson was possibly with all the hot chicks in high school, do I think he'd have any interest in the redheaded intellectual? I'm like, yeah, man, Wooderson likes all kind of chicks. He says, "Cool, Marissa Ribisi is over here playing the redheaded intellectual, she's parked in the drive-thru, she's got friends that are kinda nerdy in the backseat, think you can kinda pull over and try to pick her up?" I'm like yeah, man, The next thing I know I'm in the car wired with a lavalier microphone about to shoot my first scene when my nerves started to kick in. So I asked myself, "Who is Wooderson? And what is he about?" I'm like, "Wooderson's about his car. Well, I'm in my 70 Chevelle, there's one." I said, "Wooderson's about getting high." I looked to my right and see Slater's riding shotgun. "He's always got a doobie rolled up. There's two." I said, "Wooderson's about rock and roll. I got Ted Nugent "Stranglehold" in the eight track right now, and I'm rocking to it. There's three." And then I hear "action" and I looked up at Cynthia and I said, "And Wooderson's about picking up chicks. I got three out of four. Put it in drive. I'm going to get the fourth. Alright, alright, alright." 

Me: That's great! After the movie A Time to Kill you went on this big trip, am I right? 

Matthew: I had this dream about floating naked on the Amazon River and I went on this 22 day solo trip. I took minimal clothing, my journal, camera and medical kit and a host of ecstasy and my favorite headband. 

Me: Man, what was that like? I could not do that. 

Matthew: That was the first of these many walkabouts that I've gone on. It was a time right after I've gotten very famous after A Time to Kill, the world had become a mirror, I was no longer meeting strangers, it was an awesome time. But it was an unbalancing time, at a time where I needed to fo away and was looking for a reason to go away with myself and let memory catch up and figure out what the hell mattered to me. I had this dream and it was the second time I had this dream, it was the EXACT same dream I had and it was so specific of a dream and so ironic what the outcome was. Which wait to you read the book on that part. I needed to follow it so I went to the Amazon River and took a 22 day trip there, the first 12 days were hell for me, I did not like my own company at all. I'd beaten myself up mentally and physically and didn't like it, I didn't even enjoy the trip. But I had hunch in my guy even at that time maybe it was because I already did the Australia year, but I had a hunch there was something I was going to learn from this penance I put myself through. And then I had a night of a purge, I woke up on the night of the 13th clean as a whistle and a new person and had shaken hands with myself. I had forgiven myself for stuff I had probably forgiven myself for earlier and had said enough is enough with some other things I was letting myself off the hook for. I woke up with buddy's with myself again and the rest of the trip was beautiful. I finished the first half after that dream thinking I had finished the entire dream but as you know when you read the book four years after that I had the exact same dream again and had to chase down the second half of that dream. 

Me: So, about the book, what can you say about it? 

Matthew: It's the most permanent true expression of me that I ever put out for sure. 

Me: What do you hope people are surprised by when they read your story? 

Matthew: People are surprised. 

Me: What do you hope they're surprised by? 

Matthew: I'm hoping they're laughing through seeing the humanity in what could be read as the ugly parts and humanity in the awesome parts like of course talking about the green light moments where I'm just rolling, winning trophies and getting married. Humor is a great through line through my life and through these stories. I hope there is some laughter in the wisdom, I hope theres some laughter in the pain. I think we can all use that and I know I have and it really comes through in this book I think. 

Me: A lot of people are making big decisions now because of the pandemic, don't you agree? 

Matthew: Of course since the COVID-19 pandemic began, many people are making big life changes... moving homes, quitting jobs, getting married, getting divorced, pursuing things they've always wanted to do... even though we're in a time of unprecedented uncertainty. 

Me: What about you? 

Matthew: I had some decisions I had made recently that I did not choose to change because why would I make such a big decision in the time of the most unknown and why would I make a big decision that won't be realized until things are known again? It's like wait, let's get out of this, but at the same time I understand it is a time for all of us to take inventory. 

Me: So, what's your advice to people who are home right now? 

Matthew: My advice would be this: Think long money. Make sure you're considering the outcome of the decision. How will you feel about that outcome when the world's grand again, and we're freely engaging and moving around and COVID and whatever other problems we may have are in the rearview mirror? Try to measure it. I sometimes think about what I would want my eulogy to say, and use that as a litmus test. "I love writing the headline first and then writing the story to get to the headline. Now is a good time to think, "What is the headline if I make this major change?" If your eulogy feels too far off imagine yourself in 10 years looking back at your current self. Just go 10 years out and lay this decision out there and interview yourself. Have your 10-year-in-the-future self interview yourself now and see if this big decision that you want to make comes up, and how you feel about it. 

Me: That's cool, especially with me wrapping up the Phile in September. Thanks, Matthew, for being on the Phile. 

Matthew: Thank you, Jason. Take care.




That about does it for this entry of the Phile. Thanks to Matthew for a cool interview. The Phile will be back on Friday with musician and songwriter Linda Perry. Spread the word, not the turd. Don't let snakes and alligators bite you. Kiss your brain. 






























Give me some rope, tie me to dream, give me the hope to run out of steam, somebody said it could be here. We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year. I can't count the reasons I should stay. One by one they all just fade away...

Friday, January 8, 2021

The Peverett Phile Phifteenth Anniversary Special Pheaturing The Black Keys

 

We spend $750 billion annually on "defense" and the center of American government fell in two hours to the Duck Dynasty and the guy in the Chewbacca bikini. Shaking my head. Hello, kids, welcome to the Phile or the phifteenth anniversary special. Shortly after President Donald Trump addressed supporters vowing to “never to concede” the presidential election, a large crowd of pro-Trump protesters marched to the U.S. Capitol and breached police barricades. To a crowd of supporters, Trump stated, “We will never give up, we will never concede. You don’t concede when there’s theft involved.” He later claimed that Joe Biden would be an “illegitimate” president. Trump supporters quickly made their way into the building outside of Senate chambers. The Capital was placed on lockdown as police ordered evacuations at several buildings, and the certification of the electoral college votes was delayed. Outside of the building, the protesters could be heard chanting “USA, USA!” and “This is our house” as several of them began to forcefully remove metal barriers that were meant to keep space between crowds and police. U.S. Capitol police officers dressed in riot gear quickly moved to the front of the crowd to hold the line. Live video footage showed officers deploying pepper spray after protesters, who are supporters of President Donald Trump, began charging at officers and moving towards the Capitol steps. The scene escalated quickly as some protesters made physical contact with officers, which made police officers respond with physical action. The crowd breached police barricades, overtaking police forces on the Capitol steps, and then attempted to storm Congress. Capitol Police started evacuations of Capitol campus buildings, the Library of Congress James Madison Memorial Building, and the Cannon House Office Building. The Electoral College certification, which is located inside the Capitol, was quickly halted as Rep. Paul Gosar objected. At the end of his speech, Trump stated that he was heading to the capital but officials reportedly placed the president at the White House. Trump’s claims of voter fraud have been widely debunked, and the Trump Administration’s effort to challenge the election results in court have been rejected by a succession of judges.     

The storm on the U.S. Capitol made January 6th, 2021, an alarming day in American history. And as the world watched the chaos ensue, one woman lost her life in the midst of the violence. So, who was she, and what happened? In the process of attempting to stop the turmoil, U.S. Capitol Police fatally shot a woman, hailing from San Diego, California, identified as 35-year-old Ashli Babbitt. According to her brother-in-law, Justin Jackson, Babbitt was an Ocean Beach resident who arrived in Washington, D.C., to protest Republican President Donald Trump’s election defeat amongst other Trump supporters. Jackson explained that he had been in contact with the Metropolitan Police Department, but that he still did not know what happened and what had resulted in the shooting. He told NBC 7, “Ashli was both loyal as well as extremely passionate about what she believed in. She loved this country and felt honored to have served in our Armed Forces. Please keep her family in your thoughts and respect their privacy during this time.” Nevertheless, the D.C. Police chief said that their Internal Affairs Unit is investigating the shooting. Prior to the mob’s storming and rioting of the Capitol grounds on Wednesday afternoon, Babbitt had foreshadowed the protest on social media, sending a tweet out on Twitter that said, “Nothing will stop us…. they can try and try and try but the storm is here and it is descending upon D.C. in less than 24 hours…. dark to light!” Babbitt was an avid Trump supporter who was active at pro-Trump rallies. She was an Air Force veteran who had served on multiple tours in the Middle East. She and her husband Aaron own and operate Fowlers Pool Service and Supply, per her Facebook page. And now she's dead because she made a stupid decision.

On October 29th, 2020, Alex Trebek hosted his last episode of "Jeopardy!," passing away 10 days later at 80-years-old of pancreatic cancer. He had been hosting the beloved game show since September 10th, 1984, and his five final episodes have been airing after New Year’s Day, during this first week of January. The last episode officially airs today, Friday, January 8th, 2021. The final "Jeopardy!" episode will include a tribute to Trebek’s life and work, honoring his work as a game show host. "The Jeopardy!" host really didn’t know that the October 29th taping would be his final appearance and final show, but he was getting weaker and weaker from cancer. The show’s executive producer Mike Richards told CNN that there will be at least one emotional moment. “That first show of that final week... he gives a speech talking about togetherness, how important family is, and it will resonate even more now. It was so beautiful that we were all emotional, we were all in tears, and we all started clapping. It almost distracted him because he was going, ‘okay, now let’s play Jeopardy!” The show has yet to announce a permanent replacement for its beloved host, but a series of guest hosts from the "Jeopardy!" family will fill in for the time being. Ken Jennings is set to host first, holding the history of winning the show as a contestant 74 times. He had signed on as a producer this past season and will host new episodes starting January11th. Richard said in a statement, “Alex believed in the importance of "Jeopardy!" and always said that he wanted the show to go on after him. We will honor Alex’s legacy by continuing to produce the game he loved with smart contestants and challenging clues. By bringing in familiar guest hosts for the foreseeable future, our goal is to create a sense of community and continuity for our viewers.” Get your tissues ready... it’s going to be an emotional one.

The hosts of ABC’s "The View" have spoken out about the pro-Trump mob that stormed the U.S. Capitol on Wednesday, and even Meghan McCain, an outspoken Republican with a history of defending President Donald Trump, had a few things to say. The daughter of late Senator John McCain, known for her spiffs with co-host Joy Behar, called on the enactment of the 25th amendment, heavily criticizing those who were a part of the U.S. Capitol insurrection. On yesterday’s episode of "The View," the conservative panelist started the show with a firm objection to the actions of the pro-Trump supporters and rioters who violently stormed the U.S. Capitol building to protest the count of electoral college votes that ultimately would certify Democrat President-Elect Joe Biden as the new president of the United States. She said, “This is one of the great national tragedies of my lifetime,” explaining that Trump’s influence just two weeks before the incident contributed to “one of America’s darkest days.” “He’s clearly a president who’s turned into a mad king. At this point, I’m calling on all Republicans and conservatives who still have clout. We have to invoke the 25th amendment,” she said. And with tears in her eyes, she condemned the rioters as “bastards” who are “using the American flag as symbols as they’re attacking our own republic- the same flag that our veterans at Iwo Jima held” after the Second World War. “You are not patriots, you do not represent America. You are the scum of the earth who are using and abusing and bastardizing all that I love and grew up with for your own sick agenda,” she sternly said. McCain’s fellow co-hosts on the famous daytime talk show also commented on the incident, with their own criticisms to follow. "The View" moderator, Whoopi Goldberg, called for the FBI to look into those in the White House, including President Donald Trump, his children, and his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani in deciding who was actually responsible for the riots and protests. She said, “They sent all those people to the Capitol building. If you want to look for somebody, there are three people right there whose fingers are the dirtiest because they knew what they were doing and they did it anyway.” And fellow co-host Joy Behar, also commented on the incident, supporting McCain in her argument in a rare moment of unity on the show. She concluded from proof in referencing back to video footage showing pro-Trump supporters breaking in and entering the Capitol building, that "the police are capable of restraining themselves’ in ways that critiqued in the wake of George Floyd’s death at the hands of Minneapolis officers last year,” according to Entertainment Weekly. She said, “Many of them enabled these insurrectionists to go into the Capitol and endanger the life of people… It’s outrageous. I don’t forgive Lindsey Graham. He can go on the floor of the Capitol and cry his eyes out. He is part and parcel of this problem, and so is Mitch McConnell and this idiot Josh Hawley… Ted Cruz, Rudy Giuliani, go back to the landscaping business! You are done!” Since the violence that ensued in Washington, D.C., President Trump has been suspended on multiple social media accounts, after tweeting about his hope that the riots would remain “peaceful.” His accounts on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitch have been suspended due to “repeated and severe violations of our Civic Integrity policy,” as explained from Twitter. 

It looks like President Donald Trump is in quite a pickle. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that both Facebook and Instagram have suspended President Donald Trump’s accounts indefinitely. Through a statement, Zuckerberg stated, “The shocking events of the last 24 hours clearly demonstrate that President Donald Trump intends to use his remaining time in office to undermine the peaceful and lawful transition of power to his elected successor, Joe Biden. Therefore, we are extending the block we have placed on his Facebook and Instagram accounts indefinitely and for at least the next two weeks until the peaceful transition of power is complete.” Both Facebook and Twitter announced that they had to stop Trump from posting on their platforms on Wednesday after several rioters and Trump supporters stormed the house of Congress in Washington, D.C. This was the most aggressive action either company has yet taken against President Trump, who more than a decade ago embraced the scale of Twitter to spread false rumors, rally his loyalists, and bash and taunt his enemies. Twitter locked President Trump out of his account for 12 hours, saying that any future violation could result in a permanent suspension of the @realdonaldtrump account. Then, the company removed three of Trump’s tweets, including a video in which he urged his supporters to go home while repeating falsehoods about the integrity of the presidential election. The video was posted more than two hours after the Republican and pro-Trump mob protesters had entered the U.S. Capitol building, interrupting several lawmakers’ meetings in a joint session to confirm the Electoral College results and president-elect Joe Biden’s victory. Twitter had initially left the video up but did block people from being able to comment or retweet it. They deleted it later in the day entirely. Instagram and Facebook followed up announcing that Mr. Trump wouldn’t be able to post in 24 hours following two policy violations. But come by yesterday morning, Facebook updated the suspension to indefinite. Although several cheered on social media platforms, several noted that the company’s actions followed several years of hawking on Trump and his fellow supporters by spreading dangerous misinformation and then encouraging the violence that has contributed to Wednesday’s protest. 

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You are welcome. Hahaha. Between people refusing to believe in the virus and politicians refusing to believe in votes, 2020 was a big year for face-palming. I'm surprised my nose hasn't been palmed right off my face. But 2021 will be different, right?! In 2021, people will believe science, accept facts, use our brains, and practice empathy, right? RIGHT???? WRONG! It looks like this year is shaping up to be about as dumb as the last one.

What a great time to party, right? Some NFL teams have changed their logos this season...


Hahaha. If I had a TARDIS I would probably end up at Hitler's 50th birthday in 1939 when he got a VW...

Adjusting to changes as an adult can be tricky. On one hand, you have the time to emotionally mature and learn to deal with your thoughts and emotions. On the other hand, there are things that evoke an emotional response, no matter how much you think you’re prepared for it. A Phile reader explained how they upset their childhood friend in an email.  

"Am I wrong for buying my friend’s childhood home? I’ve got a friend, K that I’ve known since we were 5 and now we’re in our mid 30s. We used to be close but after uni he moved to the U.S. for work so we only talk occasionally. In fact I see his parents more often than I see him, because pre-pandemic his dad would get the same train as me into London and sometimes we’d sit together. Anyway, me and my wife have a kid and would like one more at least so we’re looking to buy a house. We currently live in a 2 bedroom flat and it’s getting small. We were looking at listings online when I came across my friend’s childhood home. Turns out his parents were looking to downsize and were selling their house. Honestly, it was perfect for us: 5 bedrooms, garden space, close to the station. They’d even had a special line laid into their house for super high speed Internet, something like 5-10 GBPS down. Seeing this I phoned up my friend’s dad and asked him about the house. He was very open to the idea of selling to me, and even said he was glad ‘it was staying in the family’ (our families are also close). We dealt with each other directly, without an estate agent and therefore he was able to give me a nice discount. All that was in October... but my friend K has been livid ever since. He keeps saying how I’d ‘bought his childhood’ and I was ‘taking advantage of his parents’ by having paid them less. His sister on the other hand, was happy for me and on lieu of a housewarming party sent my family a framed picture of our two families from when we were about 10 or so. While I didn’t do anything wrong legally, I feel I may have stepped on K’s toes by now living in a place where he grew up." No, you are not wrong. Its getting sold regardless, the price that you and friend’s father agreed upon must be fair or else I doubt he would have sold. You’d think it would be a bonus that friend could still visit his childhood home. The nostalgia is no reason for you not to buy the house. Moreover you didn’t take advantage of his parents since the discount you got was the money they now didn’t have to pay to the middle men. I don’t know what Ks problem is but it’s not you. Maybe he’s just really mad his parents moved from his childhood home, some people are like that. But considering everyone else in his family is happy, you should be too. He’s probably worried that you’ll find his collection of Penthouse or Playboy magazines under the loose floorboard in the wardrobe of what was his bedroom, as he’s spent the last few years trying to find a way to discreetly retrieve them. K probably feels like he's losing some piece of his childhood. But he's actually fairly lucky someone they know chose to buy the home. In another scenario, maybe a stranger buys it and they lose out on being able to revisit their old house forever. It may take time, but perhaps K will come to understand this is for the best. If you have a problem you'd like me to help with then email me at thepeverettphile@gmail.com. Now from the home office in Port Jefferson, New York here is...


Top Phive Things Said About Mitch McConnell Losing Control Of The Senate
5. Just realized Mitch is the first ever living confederate statue to be taken down.
4. Liza Minnelli has outlived Mitch McConnell's control of the U.S. Senate. 
3. McConnell has become what he hates most... a minority!
2. McConnell waking up in the morning feeling like a noxious pile of shit and then after that he also remembers the GOP lost the Senate.
And the number one thing said about McConnell losing control of the Senate was...
1. Take a second to enjoy just how bad McConnell is sweating right now. They embraced Trump and now it's eating them alive. 



Haha. If you sport the Mindphuck let me know. Okay, let's take a live look at Port Jefferson, shall we?


Looks like a beautiful evening there. Now for some sad news...


Tommy Lasorda 
September 22nd, 1927 — January 7th, 2021 
Well, fuck. I always want someone solid to make fun of as the FIRST death of the year, and Tommy was NOT it. A baseball icon, an all-around good guy, and worst of all... NO scandals. 


Several hours after Donald Trump’s supporters stormed the U.S. Capitol building in Washington D.C. and violently clashed with U.S. Capitol police officers, President Donald Trump protestors to go home so that there can be peace. In the video posted on his Twitter account, Trump begins by sharing baseless claims that the presidential election was stolen from him and he won in a landslide. He then tells his supporters at “we have to have peace, we have to have Law and Order, we have to respect our great people in Law and Order. We don’t want anybody hurt.” He continued, “This was a fraudulent election, but we can’t play into the hands of these people. We have to have peace. So go home, we love you, you’re very special, you’ve seen what happens. You see the way others are treated that is so bad, and so I know how you feel, but go home and go home and peace.” Trump’s message was immediately flagged by Twitter to dispute the claim of election fraud, adding a stipulation that the Tweet can no longer be retweeted, replied to, or liked due to a risk of violence. Trump also tweeted, telling pro-Trump supporters to stay peaceful after they decided to storm the U.S. Capitol. Vice President Mike Pence, who was inside the Capitol when the rioters arrived, tweeted, “violence and destruction taking place at the U.S. Capitol Must Stop and it Must Stop Now.” President-elect Joe Biden demanded that Trump call for an end to the standoff of his supporters storming  and breaching into the landmark. During an address, he noted, “I call on President Trump to go on national television now to fulfill his oath, to defend the Constitution, and demand an end to this siege.” After his short remarks, Biden then walked from the podium ignoring the questions from reporters, then turning around and returning to the stage saying, “I am not concerned about my safety, security, or the inauguration. I’m not concerned. The American people are going to stand up, stand up now. Enough is enough is enough.” Through a joint statement, Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer also called on President Trump to demand all protestors leave U.S. Capitol grounds. Dozens of Republican protestors were able to breach security perimeters at the Nation’s Capitol and lawmakers and members of Congress inside the House chamber were told to put on their gas masks as tear gas was fired inside the Rotunda. White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany tweeted that the National Guard, as well as other Federal Protective Services, were headed to the Capitol. Pro-Trump protesters tore down several metal barricades at the bottom of the Capitol steps, where they were met by officers in heavy riot gear. Some tried to push past the officers who were holding shields and were using pepper spray into the crowd. According to the Associated Press, at least one explosive device was found near the U.S. Capitol grounds, likely placed by Trump supporters. luckily law enforcement officials say that it is no longer a threat.



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Matthew will be the guest on the Phile on Monday. 


Phact 1. Alternative rock band OK Go added their 35 minute track “9027 km” on their album “Oh No" in order to prevent their label from using the extra space to add DRM software. 

Phact 2. A graffiti artist bought an abandoned warehouse in Iowa and recreated, in half-size, Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel ceiling. 

Phact 3. Take-out restaurants existed in Ancient Rome, with service counters opening onto the street to pick up food. More than 200 existed in Pompeii, and most of its homes lacked dining or kitchen areas, suggesting that cooking at home was unusual. 

Phact 4. Newborn babies choose to look at attractive faces over plain ones, thereby suggesting that recognizing appealing faces is hardwired at birth. 

Phact 5. The Hope Diamond glows red when exposed to UV light, fueling its cursed reputation.



Today's guests are the members of the rock band the Black Keys whose latest album "Let's Rock" is available on iTunes, Amazon and Spotify. Please welcome to the Phile... Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney from the Black Keys!


Me: Hey, guys, welcome to the Phile. I'm a big fan and it's great to have you here. How are you, guys? 

Patrick: Thanks, Jason. Great to be here. 

Me: So, you guys were on a five year hiatus, which I didn't realize was that long. Now you have a new album out called "Let's Rock." What was the first song you guys recorded after you got back together? 
Patrick: "Breaking Down," the very first thing we recorded when we first sat down. That was the very first thing. Day one. First idea was that one. 

Me: Most songs nowadays have about 13 writers, no judgement, but that song just had you two, right? 

Patrick: I'll judge it if you want. 

Me: Yeah? 

Patrick: Sure. When you have 13 songwriters on a song they're trying to write a hit and I think that in general is just a terrible way to make anything that's cool. 

Me: So, you and Dan never sought out to write a hit? 

Patrick: Dan and I sought out a song that maybe have more potential to be played on the radio. In a sense that we were not going to write anything that is too slow or something. Those simple guidelines but when you see there's 13 people writing a chorus... 

Dan: Thirteen professionals writing one song who never sat in the same room together, largely writing it over email. But some of the greatest records in time have been done by email. 

Patrick: It's very thirsty. We almost called this record "Hotmail." 

Me: Haha. So, how do you guys write? Is it all improvised? 

Dan: The whole record was pretty much improvised. It would start with music and we would try to find pieces and parts we liked and play them and throw away stuff that wasn't working. And I guess we tried to form songs. That's what we were doing. Then I would kind of go back and find some vocal parts and vocal melodies and write lyrics to the melodies. So most like songwriting in reverse a bit. Then lots of the vocals or some of them were improvised. I would just improvise sounds or words would come out and kind of stick with those. The build around them so there was definitely a lot of improvising on every level of it. 

Patrick: When we're in the studio we sit down at our instruments and we start to find something together that sounds interesting. If we do then we try to write a second part maybe or change, then we might try to do a bridge or something. We try to lay it out while we're sitting down. 

Dan: We try and have it be a song, and interesting enough song with just the music. 

Patrick: Then literally we do the first and second take and play through it. 

Me: What about the guitar solos? Ae they planned out? 

Dan: On this record in particular more majority of the guitar solos were the improvised ones. 

Patrick: Yeah, from the rough track, the original track. 

Dan: We always at the root of all of our songs we always try to at least have a live performance from start to finish and we'll build on top of that and add overdubs and stuff. The foundation of everything is a live take. 

Me: So, do you guys rehearse? 

Patrick: No, we've never been a band that rehearses. Like here's a song, let's learn it, let's replay it a hundred times in a basement. We've always been kind of opposite. We had to rehearse for the tour because we haven't played in years but as a band I don't know how many times we rehearsed. How many times do you think we rehearsed, Dan? Twenty-five times. Maybe. 

Me: In how many years? 

Dan: Eighteen years. 

Me: So, in the video for "Go" there's a therapist that talks to you about you not talking and that you hate each other. Haha. Contractually obligated though and you had to go into a spiritual retreat center to mend some wounds. Obviously that was meant as a joke. But, Patrick, did you think that people were thinking you guys broke up? 

Patrick: I don't know. People would ask when we were going to make another record and I would tell them at some point we're going to do it. I'm friends with the guys in Vampire Weekend. They were on a break when we were. No one questioned that. I think people are used to how much output we've had. We've made a record basically every year for the first couple of years as a band and then after that every two years. This was the first break we took, I guess five years between records but to me it was actually three years because we did our last show in August of 2015 and then went back into the studio three years later. It was like our sabbatical. 

Me: So, why did you guys take those three years off? 

Patrick: What happened was we got fired. 

Me: How so? 

Patrick: Because we started and it wasn't until our sixth album that people described was our breakthrough album. One that we had success, and I think we were very successful prior to our record "Brothers." But when that record came out we experienced something that we never really thought was possible I don't think which was a song that was a hot on alternative radio across the globe basically. A platinum selling record and we won Grammys. At that point after eight years of being in a band that happened to us all these kind of opportunities that we were seeking like heading Coachella or Lollapalooza, they all were great and we had to do them. We did them all and we put out another record and it was a hit, then we put out another record and that created more work. We've played five hundred shows basically between 2010 and 2015. And at that point we hadn't been home, Dan had a studio that he hadn't got to use very much. We needed to "get off the train" a little bit. 

Dan: The crazy train. We finally understood what Ozzy was talking about. 

Me: How did it feel at the end of all of that? 

Patrick: I wouldn't have done anything differently. It's hard to describe. 

Me: Were you exhausted? 

Patrick: I was ready for a break. I understood it was time, time to slow things down. I feel the easiest thing for me to describe what it feels like, I wake up in a field and I'm up and knowing I have six more weeks of it. Knowing I am in my mid-30s and I've been doing it since I was 21 and 22, I love it and I'm excited. The shows are always fun, but trying to find a bathroom in a 100 degree field in Dresden at 8 in the morning is not as glamorous as you might think. 

Me: Haha. But it'd about the music, right? 

Patrick: It IS about the music and that's what brought us into that situation. The music has always been fun. It's the stuff that surrounds the music that can be daunting. Like the 22 hours a day that we're not on stage. Hanging out with too many people in cargo shorts and rolls of duct tape. 

Me: I know what you mean. My dad when we would be on the road would write when he wasn't performing or going out finding record shops, but that doesn't fill in all the time. You could get bored, right? 

Patrick: Get bored and start shooting heroin. That's what happened to a ton of musicians. I would just crush cigarettes and sit in the closet basically and watch Netflix. It's dark but when I think about it it's a lot less dark than when we were in a van because that was getting no sleep. 

Dan: That was just crazy. We would just tour in a car, a four door, but there were stuff in the back seats. We couldn't recline, not fully. But we'd sleep in a rest area. 

Patrick: Have to lock the doors in the rest area, wake up with nose bleeds. 

Dan: Wake up with that sweat sheen. 

Patrick: But there's something exciting about touring and playing shows. And the adventure. I'll never forget and I try to remind myself that feeling when we were on our first tour in my minivan and we didn't have computers, we just had the Rand McNally road atlas and a couple phone numbers. Going out there and figuring out where these venues where, and playing these shows. It was like the greatest adventure. It was sort of like a scavenger hunt. 

Dan: We were basically in the Boy Scouts. 

Patrick: We were collecting 25 dollars a night. We were sleeping in the van and staying in hostiles in Vancouver with people that were completely out of their minds. But it was amazing. But fast forward, it didn't take us that long, By 2014 we were on tour in a van. It was actually the worst idea ever, a couple who was dating, she was running sound and our tour manager who was selling more and they were smoking hashish. At the same time they both got pneumonia and were vegan and couldn't eat nothing and they were fighting the whole time. It was like this is really what the road is. It was us dealing with this dysfunctional couple. 

Me: It's not the glitz, it's the glamour. Dan, in the five years that you guys took a break the music industry changed. Did you think about that? 

Dan: I probably should've given more thought to it. I know it's getting more and more difficult to sell records. It's a crazy business to invest in. We'd have to be insane to do it. But we do it year after year. 

Patrick: It's an interesting thing that is happening to us right now. We were asked if we wanted to "bundle" our album with tickets, which is basically we would give money to our ticket sales back to our record label in exchange they would send everybody that bought a ticket a link and if the clicked on that link a ticket buyer we would get what would count as a record sale. So essentially we would give about a million dollars back to the record label. And if someone clicked the link some of that would count as a record sale. Which to me they must think all musicians have brain damage. Frankly we don't care what that number is after the first week. Is it going to be 125 thousand fake sales or is going to be 18,000 people for some reason want it on vinyl or a CD copy? 

Me: What do you think the problem is with the music business today? 

Patrick: I think what the problem is when I was 13, when I was 9 I would say I listened to "Ice Ice Baby" thirty times a day for about a month. Okay? I had a 9-year-olds brain and I was obsessed with that song. I essentially streamed it about 500 times. And if you look at the Spotify charts there are songs that are being streamed basically 9-years-olds and they're basically sucking up all the money available to Sharon Van Ettan or whoever are making incredible records. How do we qualified what a certain value of what a stream is? Streams that are worth more than other streams. Clearly Dan and I have been fortunate enough to actually this problem is something we don't have to worry about financially for ourselves. But we both have records that we make for other people and production that we do for other people and it certainly does affect the bottomline. I think it's bigger problem that needs to get solved because Spoon's biggest top three streaming songs, be it it's only 30 or 40 million streams it's a lot, but compared to Post Malone it's not much but every one of those people that stream that song by that band are going to buy a ticket. I think there's a different type of fandom that comes with certain types of music. To quantify the value of a stream, the fact that Spotify or Apple Music can say they pay .065 cents a stream to me is insane because essentially it's a distribution service. They should take a 30% cut. How can they know what they pay for stream because if I'm given them ten dollars a month and I'm streaming two songs in theory shouldn't those two songs receive $3.50? That's the type of thing I'm talking about. 

Me: You are so right. Thanks, guys, for being on the Phile for this anniversary entry. Please come back again. 

Patrick: Thanks. 

Dan: See ya.




That about does it for this entry of the Phile. Thanks to the Black Keys. I love their music. The Phile will be back on Monday with actor Matthew McConaughey. Spread the word, not the turd. Don't let snakes and alligators bite you. Bye, love you, bye. Kiss your brain. 






























Give me some rope, tie me to dream, give me the hope to run out of steam, somebody said it could be here. We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year. I can't count the reasons I should stay. One by one they all just fade away...


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