Tuesday, June 2, 2020

Pheaturing Saul Williams


Hey, kids, welcome to the Phile for a Tuesday. How are you? An autopsy commissioned by George Floyd’s family has determined that Floyd’s death was due to “asphyxiation from sustained pressure.” This after the tragic incident which sparked several protests across the United States. Dr. Michael Baden and Dr. Allecia Wilson performed the autopsy, stating there were back and neck compressions which led to a lack of blood flow to the brain. According to the family attorney Benjamin Crump, “weight on the back, handcuffs, and positioning were contributory factors because they impaired the ability of Mr. Floyd’s diaphragm to function.” The 46-year-old died on May 25th after a Minneapolis police officer, Derek Chauvin, had his knee on his neck for a total of eight minutes and 46 seconds while he was handcuffed on the ground. Floyd was repeatedly heard telling officers he couldn’t breathe, pleading for help. Results of the family’s autopsy differ from a preliminary autopsy report which was described in a criminal complaint against the officer charged in Floyd’s death. That autopsy found “no physical findings that support a diagnosis of traumatic asphyxia or strangulation.” Documents suggested Floyd’s existing health conditions, which were hypertensive heart disease and coronary artery disease, combined with being restrained by police officers and any “potential system” contributed to his tragic death. Wilson and Baden stated it appeared that Floyd had indeed died at the scene. Baden stated, “What we found is consistent with what people saw. There is no other health issue that could cause or contribute to the death. Police have this false impression that if you can talk, you can breathe. That’s not true.” Officer Derek Chauvin was arrested and charged with third-degree murder and manslaughter. He is in custody in state prison and is now under a suicide watch. Three other officers who were on the scene have not yet been detained or charged with any crimes. All of the four officers were fired on the day of the incident.
A New Zealand beekeeper, for some reason, chose to risk having thousands of bees fly up inside his butthole and sting his rectum into oblivion in order to get out of paying rent. This was an objectively terrible idea, of course. Is risking a colostomy bag filled future worth getting out of one month’s rent? No. Not really at all. You should definitely not mortally endanger your b-hole for a week’s worth of wages. There’s a reason this guy is a beekeeper and not working on cost-benefit analyses for some Fortune 500 corporation. Jamie Grainger, a beekeeper in rural New Zealand, imperiled his rectum and, who knows, if there were a determined enough bee maybe his lower small intestine too, all for 1,000 New Zealand dollars (which comes out to about 715 USD). The man risked life and hole in order to get out of one month’s rent which is ironic because the worst case scenario here would have probably had him spending that free month in the hospital anyway. In case you’re still wondering, no, this man did not think this plan through. Also exposed to a thousand angry stingers looking to liberate their home from the smell of a sweaty asshole were the man’s testicles and scrotum. And taint. Maybe even a little dick shaft? Basically this guy just played Russian roulette with all his most sensitive areas for one thousand pieces of New Zealand monopoly money. This begs the question, how else would this man horrifically injure or endanger his well-being for small sums of money? Could you throw firecrackers at his eyeballs for ten bucks a toss? Maybe he could open his mouth wide so that you and your friends could compete to see who could throw the most thumbtacks in his face hole if you gave him a used X-Box? The opportunities are only limited by your access to small amounts of expendable income.
Sometimes I question people’s sanity. It truly terrifies me, how as humans beings, people sometimes do the unthinkable and believe their actions are right. Like this bus driver in Canada, who deserves everything and anything he is getting. You see, a bus driver from London, Ontario, decided it was a good idea to give children candy, laced with his semen. The Ontario bus driver, who admitted to giving the children semen- laced treats, pleaded guilty to 23 charges (previously 78 before confessing), including counts of voyeurism, and possessing, making, and distributing child pornography. The bus driver also confessed to taking cell phone videos of the children eating his own semen-laced treats and uploading them to a child-porn message board on the dark web. The Canadian sex offender is known online as “Steps,” not being identified due to a court-imposed publication ban on his name to shield his employment details that would reveal the identity of the children. “Steps” was caught by a corporal with the RCMP, who was investigating users on a dark web site called MagicKingdom, known as a forum for child-exploitive videos. Authorities traced back the identity of the school bus driver, where they also found four files uploaded to the website in which a man would masturbate on food and then feed the food to children on a bus and have conversations with them about it. Officials also found videos of the bus driver masturbating on the bus while children were present. After searching his electronic devices, it was discovered that “Steps” had uploaded a total of 884 child-exploitive videos and images. Out of those, the driver had created 176 of them on the school bus. During the hearing, the court heard that the driver, who can’t be identified in order to protect the identity of the children he abused, gave the treats to students in kindergarten to Grade 6 over a period of two years. In total, the man targeted 39 children, who were affected by this actions and had to be checked for sexually transmitted diseases. On September 27, 2018, the man was sentenced to five years in prison and has been banned from visiting public spaces where children might be, such as pools, schools, and parks He is also not allowed to use the Internet for 15 years.
Would you commit the rest of your life to becoming a farm owner to make extra cash? How does $314,000 sound? If that sounds good, then you better also consider that you would’ve been moving to the Chumphon province in Thailand! Turns out Thai multi-millionaire Arnon Rodthong is looking for a man to marry his 26-year-old daughter Karnsita. Yes, this is totally real, I looked it up, I promise. Rodthong has a life pretty much anyone could dream of, a lot of money, a successful business, health, and a loving family. But according to him, he is missing the wonderful love of a son-in-law. Karnsita Rodthong speaks fluent English and Chinese, is single, and works for the family business. The father wanted to find her a husband because well, he wanted her to be happy of course, and he wanted someone to take over the durian fruit farm business. Offering dowry in Thailand is actually a tradition, and is often something a man pays to his fiancĂ©. But, Rodthong was happy to just give the money to the perfect prince charming. What exactly was the fruit farming mogul looking for? Well, he wasn’t too picky, he just wanted his future son-in-law to take care of his business and make it last, didn’t want a man with a bachelor’s, masters, or philosophers degree, rather prefers a “diligent man." So basically, he wasn’t someone with a hard working mind and attitude. The best part of the deal? The 58-year-old stated that as soon as he has a son-in-law, he will give all his assets to him. Rodthong owns the largest durian fruit farm in the region, processing around 50 tons of fruit per day. Durian is known for its pungent smell and earns its nickname as the world’s smelliest fruit. I don’t know, sounds to me like this man only want someone for his business and not his virgin daughter, but sure. As for Karnsita, she was surprised about her dad’s offer but is pretty cool about it. Karnsita stated, “I first found out about my father’s post when my friends showed me. I was surprised but I can see the funny side to it, too. It is true that I am still single. If I have to get married to someone, I only want him to be a diligent and good person who loves his family.” Karnsita added that she really doesn’t care what her future husband looks like, which I call bull but okay, nothing that she only wants a man that she can take to social events and take selfies with. Do you think you have what it takes? All you have to do is fly to Chanthaburi, Thailand, to go to Rodthon’s business or message him on Facebook. Honestly, I am pretty surprised she didn’t stop talking to her dad for this. I mean, he’s basically offering her as part of a business exchange and somewhat of a bribe.
Seth Rogen is not holding back his true feelings when it comes to supporting the recent protests across the U.S. in the wake of George Floyd's death at the hands of police. The comedian and actor has posted two graphics on Instagram expressing support for nationwide protests, and he's responding to people who criticize his stance. The first post, posted on Thursday, May 28th, shows George Floyd, the unarmed black man whose death at the hands of police was recorded and went viral online, sparking outrage. Floyd's last words are superimposed on the graphic.


And the second post shows the words "BLACK LIVES MATTER" in yellow and black. The caption says, "If this is a remotely controversial statement to you, feel free to unfollow me." Despite overwhelming support from his followers, some people started responding, "All lives matter." Rogen immediately jumped in and started telling them to eff off. He even told one follower not to watch his movies anymore. He started trending on Twitter as people took notice. People pointed out the sheer volume of responses was insane and fans are taking notes and watching proudly. One fan even made a collage out of some of the responses...


If Seth Rogen can confront eight million frat guys about race, you can confront your 4 "basically good" grandparents about race.
People across the nation and across the nation and around the world are protesting the death of George Floyd at the hands of police. Many celebrities are using their platforms to speak out against the injustices, and others are really struggling to read the room. Like Ellen DeGeneres who tweeted and deleted "for things to change, things must change," which is neither eloquent nor helpful.


Here is another creative measure that a business is taking to maintain social distancing out in the world...


Man, some of the lock down protestors really bother me with their signs...


So, once again grads are getting creative with their yearbook quotes...


I don't know what manscaping is, do you? If it's something like this then I'm not interested...


Actually, I could look good with that. Haha. Accusing someone of being a bad mom is no small potatoes. Moms face criticism from every corner no matter what they do. If they work, there are naysayers that will claim they don't spend enough time with their kids, if they stay home... they'll be expected to keep an impeccable home, despite the destructive nature of young kids. Sadly, some of the worst calls come from inside the house, and the judgement of other parents or childcare workers can compound the impossible pressure moms already face. Having a partner who backs you up can make a world of difference in the world of parenting. In a recent email to the Phile, a man asked if he was wrong for writing a negative review of a nursery worker who shamed his wife.


"Am I wrong for making a complaint against a nursery worker due to how she reacted to my wife picking our kid up?" He shared that his wife is a doctor, and she's been working long hours during COVID, so he's been homeschooling their daughter and picking up their son from daycare. "My wife and I have two kids, a daughter (8) and a son (3). My wife is an essential worker as she’s a doctor. She works extremely long hours with hardly any days off whilst I work a typical 9-5 job so I’ve always taken care of arranging the kids for school and care etc. Well, with lockdown, I’ve been able to homeschool my daughter but since my wife is an essential worker, my sons nursery has still been able to take him in so I have dropped him off there as normal as even though I’m homeschooling my other kid, I’m fitting that around me working from home. It makes it easier for my son to still have his routine and so I can do my work and so on." After one of her recent shifts, his wife offered to pick up their son for the first time in a while. "Anyway, I was going to pick him up like normal but my wife chose to do it as she was off at that time and could actually get him. The people at this nursery know my wife as do the parents even though she’s rarely there. She was actually happy to be able to pick our son up from nursery for once and I thought it went fine until she came home in tears. When she went to pick up their son, a new nursery worker didn't believe she was the mother, and accused her of being a 'random woman.' She told me this nursery worker who has just started there didn’t believe that my wife was our sons mother as this worker had only ever seen me. The other workers and my son told her that my wife was in fact the mother and that she wasn’t a danger to my son. The new worker still didn’t believe it and said that she didn’t feel comfortable with letting a 3-year-old go off with a random woman she’d never seen before." Other parents and long-time employees came to her defense, but the nursery worker persisted in their accusations, claiming his wife would be recognizable if she was there "more often." "My wife got really upset and it in then upset my son as everybody was practically saying there was no danger as my wife was a mother. A few other parents got dragged into this and backed up the other staff and it was only through relenting that the new worker gave up but she made a really angry comment along the lines of, 'maybe if you were here more often, I wouldn’t have to verify your identity.'" Outraged by how his wife was treated, he reported the new nursery employee's behavior to the woman in charge. "My wife wants to forget it happened but I am very angry so the next day I picked up my son and asked to speak the woman in charge about the new worker. She wasn’t there when it happened but I complained and said that how my wife was treated was ridiculous and that the coworker was out of line for her snide comment at the end. The woman wasn’t happy and I’ve now learnt the new worker has been given a severe warning and that her behavior is being watched." Now, his wife and others are claiming he took it too far... since the nursery worker received a warning and is at risk of losing their job. "The parents who backed my wife up are torn. Some think I did the right thing as the woman didn’t act professional whilst others think I’m wrong for interfering. My wife is annoyed as she thinks I shouldn’t have said anything. I really don’t know if what I did was right or wrong, so am I wrong?" Any half decent daycare must have strict protocols how to handle this situations and apply them correctly. Why wasn't she properly ID'd and her name checked on the list of authorised persons to pick up a kid? This is the correct procedure, not having other people vote in who saw this person and when. She could have lost the custody and still take the child because she was recognized as the mother. And lastly: who shames a mother for not picking up their child more often? This worker was in the wrong and should have apologized instead of making such accusation. This is not 1950s, women are working now, some of them work afternoon shifts. Wow. Hopefully, the employee learns their lesson and IDs parents instead of shaming them. While it's important to keep kids safe, it's certainly not necessary to make moms feel guilty for working, no less working in a hospital during a pandemic. If you have a problem you want my opinion on then email me at thepeverettphile@gmail.com.



Hahaha. If you spot the Midphuck then let me know. Now from the home office in Port Jefferson, New York here is...


Top Phive Things Said About Trump Hiding In A Bunker During Protests
5. Trump turned the lights off like he ran out of candy on Halloween.
4. Okay, Mr. President, it’s 2025 now, you can come out when you’re ready.
3. I have a feeling Donald will never be able to shake his new nickname on the golf course... Bunker Boy.
2. AWOL... Absent WithOut Leadership.
And the number one said about Trump hiding in a bunker is...
1. Like all other strong men, Donald Trump is a coward and soft and terrified. Hiding in the White House and turning off the lights is all on brand. These are insecure, sad little men who build themselves up with the iconography of fascism to hide their fear.



This person who is "pro-life" but also "pro-deadly virus."


Oh, the irony. Okay, here's another story from...


The Great Dane is a majestic dog breed, hence its physical stature and name. And since it looks exactly like what its name illustrates, one can assume that the Great Dane can perform great tasks. Or maybe I exaggerated a little bit, but I consider delivering pizza a job with great responsibility for special guys only. And Max the Great Dane proved that he could take on the task. Max was a beautiful, white-and-gray Great Dane, but that’s not all that was great about him. Max was special because he was also a deaf Great Dane. He was also incredibly smart. Because this adorably, smart guy was hearing-impaired, his owners taught and trained him with sign language. In fact, Max can read facial expressions and lip movements! Max’s owners even taught him how to deliver pizza! Remember how I just said that Great Danes are made for great tasks? This screenshot kinda shows how smoothly the deaf Great Dane delivers pizza.


Looking intently at his owner, this canine pizza delivery guy obediently delivers a box of Freschetta Pizza to the Casa Bella Estate in Florida. Max knew what to pick up, where to go, and where to deliver by reading the signs from and facial expressions of his owner. If we could teach more of man’s best friends to do this, then it would keep our pizza delivery guys safer during these times! With everyone social distancing because of the coronavirus, ordering food and groceries has skyrocketed, putting delivery workers more at risk. Maybe if we had more animals working like Max, transactions would be safer. As much as we wish that Max could start a new revolution for that concept, he unfortunately passed away back in Spring 2018. His legacy is found on social media, with a Facebook page and YouTube channel following his adventures with the other Great Dane in the family, Katie. She also passed away six weeks within Max, and together, these two probably have the world’s largest collection of funny Great Dane videos.



President Donald Trump yesterday derided many governors as “weak” and demanded tougher crackdowns on burning and stealing among some demonstrations in the aftermath of another night of violent protests in dozens of American cities. Trump spoke to governors on a video teleconference that also included law enforcement and national security officials, telling the state leaders they “have to get much tougher.” “Most of you are weak,” Trump said. “You have to arrest people.” The days of protests were triggered by the death of George Floyd, a black man who died when a white Minneapolis police officer knelt on his neck for several minutes. The demonstrations turned violent in several cities, with looting and mayhem, and fires ignited in historic park Lafayette Park across from the White House. The president urged the governors to deploy the National Guard, which he credited for helping calm the situation Sunday night in Minneapolis. He demanded that similarly tough measures be taken in cities that also experienced a spasm of violence, including New York, Philadelphia and Los Angeles. “You’ve got to arrest people, you have to track people, you have to put them in jail for 10 years and you’ll never see this stuff again,” said Trump. “We’re doing it in Washington, D.C. We’re going to do something that people haven’t seen before.” The president told the governors they were making themselves “look like fools” for not calling up more of the National Guard as a show for force on city streets. Attorney General Bill Barr, who was also on the call, told governors that a joint terrorist task force would be used to track agitators and urged local officials to “dominate” the streets and control, not react to crowds, and urged them to “go after troublemakers.” Trump’s angry exhortations at the nation’s governors came after a night of escalating violence, images of fires and looting and clashes with police filling the nation’s airwaves and overshadowing the largely peaceful protests. The protests grew so heated Friday night that the Secret Service rushed the president to an underground bunker previously used during terrorist attacks. On Monday, Trump also spoke of trying to criminalize flag-burning. The Supreme Court has conservative new members since it last ruled on that issue, and Trump said that “I think it’s time to review that again.” He continued his effort to project strength, using a series of inflammatory tweets and delivering partisan attacks during a time of national crisis. As cities burned night after night and images of violence dominated television coverage, Trump’s advisers discussed the prospect of an Oval Office address in an attempt to ease tensions. The notion was quickly scrapped for lack of policy proposals and the president’s own seeming disinterest in delivering a message of unity. Trump did not appear in public on Sunday and was not scheduled to on Monday either. The demonstrations in Washington appeared to catch officers by surprise. They sparked one of the highest alerts at the White House complex since the September 11th attacks in 2001. Secret Service protocol would call for all those under the agency’s protection to be in the underground shelter. Trump has told advisers he worries about his safety, while both privately and publicly praising the work of the Secret Service. Demonstrators returned Sunday afternoon, facing off against police at Lafayette Park into the evening. Trump retweeted a message from a conservative commentator encouraging authorities to respond with greater force. “This isn’t going to stop until the good guys are willing to use overwhelming force against the bad guys,” Buck Sexton wrote in a message amplified by the president. In recent days security at the White House has been reinforced by the National Guard and additional personnel from the Secret Service and the U.S. Park Police. The Justice Department deployed members of the U.S. Marshals Service and agents from the Drug Enforcement Administration to supplement National Guard troops outside the White House, according to a senior Justice Department official. The official could not discuss the matter publicly and spoke on the condition of anonymity.



The 127th book to be pheatured in the Phile's Book Club is...


"Mrs. C" will be on the Phile on Monday. Okay, let's see what is going on live in Port Jeff, shall we?


Looks like a lovely day with nothing going on.


Christo 
June 13th, 1935 — May 31st, 2020
Wrapped up.

Fred Willard 
September 18th, 1933 — May 15th, 2020
He said he was born in 1939, but census records (and his daughter) say he was born in 1933. So your beloved comedian was a liar.


Today's guest is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, musician, poet, writer, and actor. He is known for his blend of poetry and alternative hip hop, and for his lead roles in the 1998 independent film Slam and the 2013 jukebox musical Holler If Ya Hear Me. His latest album "Encrypted & Vulnerable" is available on iTunes, Amazon and Spotify. Please welcome to the Phile... Saul Williams.


Me: Hey, Saul, welcome to the Phile, sir. How are you?

Saul: Thank you for having me, it's a pleasure to be here.

Me: Man, you have done so many things. Poet, singer, writer, rapper, actor, activist... I don't know where to start. Where are you from?

Saul: Originally Newburgh, New York.

Me: Okay, let's start with poetry... before COVID-19 you have been all around the world going to big poetry events and smaller ones hanging with emerging poets. Why is that important for you?

Saul: Well, I was once an emerging poet. Ha ha ha. There's still poetry emerging from me. In fact. When I first did my first film Slam which was probably what introduced spoken word and slam poetry to much of the wilder audience nationally. My purpose of doing that film was essentially to spark something in youth and youth culture so essentially young people would recognize he power of speaking up, questioning authority and addressing the times in which they lived. I essentially found it important to show up at these places where emerging poets and slam competitions what have you were going on across the world as sort of a representative of the idea. Also because I'm someone who consciously made a decision to follow through, to live my life as as a poet, a musician and performer, to think well beyond what the constraints what a competition is in poetry where I have three minute restrictions and I have people that write things more so for an audience. But I have really amide sure I've always written for myself for that cathartic transformative sense of wealth that poetry provides for those that delve into it. It is an isolating and isolated art if you commit to it. but it's wonderful to have these communities where people are charged with the power of language and word sound vibration and are reminded of the potentiality of their voice speaking up to the times.

Me: Hmmm. Okay, so hearing those young poets, what does that do for you?

Saul: Well, at this point sometimes I get teary eyed if you want to know the truth. Do you want to know the truth, Jason?

Me: Yeah, of course. Why do you get teary eyed?

Saul: I figured you did. When I first started this I was there also because I was also explaining what slam competition was.

Me: To who? The audience?

Saul: Yeah, I was explaining the audience. A lot of time has passed and now there are tons of young kids who I met when they were fifteen and twelve starting to write poems and now have Masters and what have you in poetry. It's inspiring for me. It excites me because it's a seed that I helped plant. There are many gardeners but it's a seed I helped plant many years ago. I think it's wonderful to go back to the garden and think go my gosh, look how much it's grown.

Me: What was it like back then when you first got up on stage?

Saul: It was March 16th, 1995 at a place called the Broken Moon Cafe in Fort Green, Brooklyn. I was not familiar with poetry slam competitions at that time and I was hardly familiar with the idea of reciting a poem at an open mic except for the previous October someone had invited me out to an event and that event happened to me an open mic poetry performance. I saw a number of poets and I thought wow, this is amazing. I was a real hip hop head at the time and I was wondering where all the people who were the lovers of lyrics were. Showing up at that open mic I was blown way by the attention to craft and what have you. I thought wow, if I ever encounter one of those events maybe I'll have something written that I'll share. And so on March 16th, 1995 I ended up just passing by a cafe near my house in Fort Green. The windows were steamed which made me go what's going on in there. It was a poetry reading, so I signed my name on the list and I went last. I read a poem that I've just finished that day called "Amethyst Rocks." That poem which is in the courtyard scene in Slam I read that poem for the first time and someone came up to me afterwards and said, "Hey, Allen Ginsberg's rating at NYU, we'd love you to open up for him." Someone else said, "Amiri Baraka's reading at another school, we'd like you to open up for him." Another person came up to me and said, "The Last Poets, Gil-Scott Heron is performing at this place, we want you to open up for them." Another said, "The Fugees are performing at Rock Against Racism in Union Square in New York and we want you to open up for them." I had one poem.

Me: How did that make you feel? That must of been a pretty impressive poem, Saul.

Saul: Jason, my WHOLE life transformed.

Me: What were you doing with your life before all this happened? S

Saul: I was in graduate school at NYU studying acting.

Me: You didn't give acting, right?

Saul: It's not far. I still am and it wasn't very far. In fact I realized because of my love of Shakespeare as a kid for example. I loved primarily three things growing up. Breakdancing, rapping and Shakespeare theater. And with all the time I spent reading Shakespeare in my spare time, not in the classroom, on the weekends, in the car, I jut thought it was fun and funny what was happening with the language. Also possibly because my father was a minister, I was exposed to that old English, let's say in the King James version of the Bible but it was pointed one direction. Then I would read that other English Shakespeare book that had another direction. I thought it was hilarious with all the layers of meaning, what have you. I was blown away by it, I didn't THINK I was studying poetry. Also the fact that I was studying theater all of that time my favorite part of theater was sitting around a table and breaking down the beats and all of that was in the writing of a play before we put it on its feet. Once again I didn't think of the fact I was learning how to analyze poetry. I had put a lot of hours into the craft before I even realized what I was doing.

Me: You define yourself as a poet even with all the other stuff you have done, am I right?

Saul: That is new though. You should know that it's been about 20 years now that I've been reciting poems and the first ten or fifteen years if someone asked me are you a poet my response was always a little twisted. I'll go well, I write poems.

Me: Why was that?

Saul: Because I felt arrogant. I consider it arrogant. I was very good. From the very very moment I came out people were like "you're an amazing poet" and I'd be like thank you, I was extremely humbled and I am extremely humbled by it and I saw it something as a beautiful thing to be called and maybe a little arrogant to be call myself that... at the time. Maybe it was because I felt I hadn't studied it enough. So it was wonderful that older posts and all sorts of people saying, "you're a poet, bro." I was like well, I studied philosophy and drama. I'd love to earn that title, I don't know if I earned it in my estimation yet. So it took me sometime for me to acknowledge that in myself. At this point now I go yes, I'm a poet. I love saying it at the border when the customs officer asks what do I do. They ask, "If you're a poet what are you doing in this country?"

Me: So, are you still writing poems?

Saul: I've been working on a huge project which has many titles. Overall the name of the project is Martin Loser King. It's a graphic novel, it's three albums and it's a film called Neptune Frost the Musical and it's about hackers in East Africa. So I've been focusing a lot on technology what have you. I wrote a poem called "Coltan his Cotton." Coltan is a precious mineral which is in all of our smart phones and laptops. Primarily mined in Central Africa and the Congo, Rwanda, Burundi, we all have a little piece of it in our pockets right now or in our hands.

Me: Interesting. Okay, so I feel that you think poetry as more than words... is that a stupid question? 

Saul: I think poetry as the economy of language. It's exactly that. The white of the page. And I think of the relation to the stage, I look at the white on the page as performance space. Even in a poem like "Coltan is Cotton" there's so much more that could be said. I'm just choosing key words that could then have a whole terabyte of information within each key word for someone to go in and go whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are those mining companies that are based in Toronto. What is coltan? What relationship do they have with this? And it's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. Especially as I said I've been fixated on technology, I've been writing about technology for a few years now and it's very impressionable. It's affected how I look at things. But technology is the same way, we get thinner and thinner cell phones, flatter and flatter television screens, wireless. It's all about the streamlining of ideas and possibilities just like poetry.

Me: Okay, enough about poetry. Let's talk about music. I didn't know that Rick Rubin produced your first album "Amethyst Rock Star." You have a new album out called "Encrypted & Vulnerable." Is it hard to separate the poetry from the music?

Saul: I don't know I would. But in terms of my creative process certainly. The thing I guess a lot of people know I make music but I don't know if they understand I actually MAKE the music the majority of the time. A lot of times when the words are not there I may instead of picking up a journal and pen go to a drum machine or keyboard or bass, guitar or something else and a lot of times I am able to shape that silence through sound. Then that sound may inspire a word or two. The evolution of that has been interesting for me.

Me: What can you tell us about the album, Saul?

Saul: It's mixed by a wonderful friend and artist named Gonjasufi and produced by myself. I find that music through time the music has become the poetry and I'm actually saying less. And less. That's been my own personal journey. It's actually the journey of a lot of poets becoming sound poets as time progresses. So I get it makes sense.

Me: Is there a difference in the way that you write to music then?

Saul: Yes, there is a difference then when I'm just really writing for the page.

Me: When you get up to perform either poetry or music do you do it for the audience or for yourself?

Saul: The writing process it for myself. The sharing process is to disrupt the system. It is to shake that stillness. It's the spark that raises every necessary question that surrounds everything from Indigenous rights to oppression of the voices of women to the voices if the disfranchised. Yes. I want to spark the thing that's going to shift the system. Art can play a role in that, not the only role, but art can play a role in that. I believe in the power of art and so there's part of the practice for me, the excitement. My most excited time is when I'm home alone making stuff. Making the work. Then the next level of excitement is going to be so fun to share it.

Me: Saul, you're an interesting cat. Thanks for being on the Phile. I hope it was fun. Stay well.

Saul: It's a pleasure to be here and you should try to slam.

Me: Yeah right. Hahaha. The only thing I could slam is a Starbucks iced mocha.




That about does it for this entry of the Phile. Thanks to Saul Williams for an interesting interview. The Phile will be back tomorrow with actress and model Dominique Jackson from "Pose." Spread the word, not the turd... or the virus. Don't let snakes and alligators bite you. Bye, love you, bye.


































I don't want you, cook my bread, I don't want you, make my bed, I don't want your money too, I just want to make love to you. - Willie Dixon

Monday, June 1, 2020

Pheaturing Ringo Starr


Rabbit. Hey  there, kids, welcome to the Phile for a Monday. Congratulations, you have successfully made to the end of May! Welcome to Level 6 of Jumanji. It's June, kids. Let's recount the year so far... January Australia was on fire, February Kobe dies, March COVID-19 is coming to kill us, April the economy tanked and UFOs are real, and May the giant Murder Hornets and riots. June there's going to be underground crab people that will be discovered and they will eat humans. With everything going on, you'd think America is cursed or something. Like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. Oh, wait... So is coronavirus over? Or is it halftime? What happened to the Murder Hornets? I guess that was filler episode. I have to say this, something about the President of the United States threatening to shoot his own people in the middle of a global pandemic because they are protesting racial injustice and systematic murder should definitely bother you.
I better mention this now or someone will send me an email saying I didn't mention it... I'll talk about masturbating with bananas in a minute... Derek Chauvin, one of the four Minneapolis police officers connected to George Floyd’s death, has officially been arrested. Chauvin is the former officer seen in a video kneeling on Floyd’s neck. He had worked with the Minneapolis Police Department for nineteen years. Public Safety Commissioner John Harrington confirmed the news, stating Chauvin was taken into custody by the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension. The officer’s arrest came after three days of protests, which escalated as protesters set several fires inside and outside the Minneapolis Police Department’s 3rd Precinct building. Chauvin was charged with murder and manslaughter. The three other officers who witnessed George Floyd’s killing are expected to be charged as well.
Murder. Brutality. Reprehensible. Indefensible. Police nationwide, in unequivocal and unprecedented language, have condemned the actions of Minneapolis police in the custody death of a handcuffed black man who cried for help as an officer knelt on his neck, pinning him to the pavement for at least eight minutes. But some civil rights advocates say their denunciations are empty words without meaningful reform behind them. Authorities say George Floyd was detained last Monday because he matched the description of someone who tried to pay with a counterfeit bill at a convenience store, and the 46-year-old resisted arrest. A bystander’s disturbing video shows Officer Derek Chauvin, who is white, kneeling on Floyd’s neck, even as Floyd begs for air and slowly stops talking and moving. “There is no need to see more video,” Chattanooga, Tennessee, Police Chief David Roddy tweeted Wednesday. “There no need to wait to see how ‘it plays out’. There is no need to put a knee on someone’s neck for NINE minutes. There IS a need to DO something. If you wear a badge and you don’t have an issue with this… turn it in.” The reaction from some law enforcement stands in stark contrast to their muted response or support for police after other in-custody fatalities. Sheriffs and police chiefs have strongly criticized the Minneapolis officer on social media and praised the city’s police chief for his quick dismissal of four officers at the scene. Some even called for them to be criminally charged. “I am deeply disturbed by the video of Mr. Floyd being murdered in the street with other officers there letting it go on,” Polk County, Georgia, Sheriff Johnny Moats wrote on Facebook. “I can assure everyone, me or any of my deputies will never treat anyone like that as long as I’m Sheriff. This kind of brutality is terrible and it needs to stop. All Officers involved need to be arrested and charged immediately. Praying for the family.” Typically, police call for patience and calm in the wake of a use of force. They are reluctant to weigh in on episodes involving another agency, often citing ongoing investigations or due process. “Not going hide behind ‘not being there,'” tweeted San Jose Police, California, Chief Eddie Garcia. “I’d be one of the first to condemn anyone had I seen similar happen to one of my brother/ sister officers. What I saw happen to George Floyd disturbed me and is not consistent with the goal of our mission. The act of one, impacts us all.” But Gloria Browne-Marshall, a civil rights attorney and professor at the John Jay College of Criminal Justice, said she wouldn’t be a “cheerleader” for a “handful” of chiefs who harshly decried the officers’ behavior. “Any minute progress is seen as miraculous because so little has been done for so long,” she said. “It’s nothing close to progress or what outrage would be taking place if it was a white man as the victim of this assault.” Melina Abdullah, co-founder of Black Lives Matter in Los Angeles, said she wasn’t “particularly moved” by the relatively few police who voiced outrage. Abdullah said the three other officers who witnessed Chauvin’s actions and did not intervene contributed to a long-standing system of police racism and oppression against people of color. “We’ve got to remember that it was not just Officer Chauvin who was sitting on George Floyd’s neck,” she said. Abdullah and hundreds of others protested what she called Floyd’s lynching on Wednesday night. Some blocked lanes of a freeway and shattered windows of California Highway Patrol cruisers. Minneapolis is bracing for more violence after days of civil unrest, with burned buildings, looted stores and angry graffiti demanding justice. The governor on Thursday called in the National Guard. On Thursday night, protesters torched a Minneapolis police station that the department was forced to abandon. The heads of the Los Angeles and Chicago departments... both of which have been rocked before by police brutality scandals... addressed Floyd’s death and its potential effect on race relations between law enforcement and communities of color. Even the New York Police Department weighed in. Eric Garner died in the city in 2014 after he was placed in a chokehold by police and uttered the same words Floyd did, “I can’t breathe.” It took city officials five years to fire the officer, and no criminal or federal charges were brought. “What we saw in Minnesota was deeply disturbing. It was wrong,” NYPD Commissioner Dermot Shea wrote Thursday. “We must take a stand and address it. We must come together, condemn these actions and reinforce who we are as members of the NYPD. This is not acceptable ANYWHERE.” Before he was commissioner, Shea spearheaded the NYPD’s shift to community policing that moved away from a more confrontational style favored by other commissioners after Garner’s death. Harris County, Texas, Sheriff Ed Gonzalez, who also spoke out online, told The Associated Press that law enforcement agencies keep promising reforms in the wake of fatalities, but they are “not delivering it on a consistent basis.” “When bad things happen in our profession, we need to be able to call it like it is,” he said. “We keep thinking that the last one will be the last one, and then another one surfaces.”
A CNN reporter was arrested while giving a live TV report Friday morning in Minneapolis, only to be released an hour later, as the CNN crew was covering ongoing violent protests over the death of George Floyd. Around 500 National Guard troops had been called to the area following several violent riots across the city. State Police detained CNN correspondent Omar Jimenez, and his camera crew shortly after 5 a.m. Jimenez was reporting live from the street south of downtown, near the police precinct building which was set on fire. Jimenez, who is an African American, could be seen holding his CNN badge while reporting, identifying himself as a news reporter, telling officers the CNN employees would move wherever officers needed them to. That’s when an officer decided to grab his arm as he was talking, and put him in handcuffs. The reporter had just shown a Minneapolis protester being arrested by police, and about half a dozen police officers in gas masks quickly surrounded him. Jimenez can be heard saying, “We can move back to where you like. We are live on the air here. Put us back where you want us. We are getting out of your way... wherever you want us (we’ll) get out of your way.” Police told the CNN crew they were being arrested, and one member of the crew relayed to the network. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz apologized to CNN President Jeff Zucker saying he would work to have all the men released immediately. The reporter, producer Bill Kirkos, and photojournalist Leonel Mendez were taken to the city’s downtown public safety building. After his release, Jimenez reported live outside from downtown saying that he’d been treaded cordially after being led away. The Minneapolis State parole release statement about the incident, reading, “In the course of clearing the streets and restoring order at Lake Street and Snelling Avenue, four people were arrested by State Patrol troopers, including three members of a CNN crew. The three were released once they were confirmed to be members of the media.” CNN did respond to the incident, disputing the state police character station through Twitter. The network thanks Governor Walz for his actions to aid the release of the crew but noted that the men did no wrong since they indeed had identified themselves on live television as journalists.
Did you know that octopi are surprisingly smart? So smart that they’re potentially even self-aware, actually. Did you also know that octopi are living animals and thus are naturally disinclined to be killed or eaten? To an extreme degree, in fact. They’re not into it. Unsurprisingly, a person who makes a living filming the inanity of their lives was unaware of this and suffered the well-deserved consequences of having their face attacked while trying to eat a living octopus for extra likes and views. Naturally, there’s a video of it and, of course, it’s wonderful. Here's a screen shot...


The Influencer is Chinese and posted the video to China’s version of Twitter, called Weibo, so there’s a decent chance her national social score took a hit because she was easily defeated by a cephalopod in front of a large audience, bringing immeasurable shame to herself and, therefore, The People’s Republic. It certainly doesn’t help that there are millions of Americans now laughing at it too. As if one of our own Influences isn’t going to get eaten by wolves in an ill-advised attempt at a "Game of Thrones" parody post. Either way, it’s off to the battery factory with you, octopus eater! I’m not exactly PETA when it comes to humans vs. animals but the octopus was completely in the right here. It was being tortured in the actual worst way possible. Humans are so scared of being eaten alive that we have an entire... and oversaturated... horror subgenre about it in zombies. Two if you count vampires! That’s how awful being eaten alive is. She’s lucky that thing didn’t mosey its beak on up to her eyeball and eat it like a grape. Again, it would’ve been deserved considering that she was trying to eat it alive. I hope this teaches every social media influencer and vlogger a lesson. That lesson? You’re all terrible and deserve to be attacked in the face by an octopus.
Every day we stray further from God’s light. Guys are basically having sex with actual garbage now, apparently. And, on top of that, they claim its pretty rad. One peel pounder even claimed it’s the closest thing there is to getting an actual blow job. The trend of masturbating with a banana peel, somehow, despite a seemingly infinite amount of rational reasons why it shouldn’t, has been catching on lately and doctors are not into it. Having sex with a banana peel can cause rashes and, if you have a fruit or especially a banana allergy, the irritations could be even worse. But that’s absolutely not what is important here. Forget the doctors. Forget the potential penis rashes that may be incurred by laying with a banana peel. What about the rash that’ll be left on your soul? You can never un-fuck that banana peel, guys. After you stick your dick in that peel you will have to carry that knowledge with you for the rest of your life. The knowledge that you diddled fruit. And that shame is going to pop up constantly. Like when you remember something awkward that you said in a group ten years ago and immediately start hating yourself all over again for that, except it’ll about having sex with a banana peel instead. Is that worth it? Is it worth it, really, to one day find yourself standing in line at the grocery store with nothing but a bunch of bananas in hand, looking around nervously, wondering if someone knows? Knows your secret. Anxiously wondering to yourself if the cashier knows? “He’s looking at me weird, man. I bet he sees people do this all the time. Oh God, he knows I’m a freak. He knows I’m sick. Jesus, what is wrong with me? Why am I doing this?” Is it worth it? I suppose I can’t truly judge until I try.
Instead of doing this blog thing I should be listening to this record...


No, it's okay. Never mind. Man, those coronavirus stay at home protestors really bother me with their signs...


Once again graduates are getting clever with their yearbook quotes...


I got a little red yesterday from the pool, but nothing like this...


Here is another creative measure that a business is taking to maintain social distancing out in the world.


The face you make when you leave Earth in 2020...


Now from the home office in Port Jefferson, New York here is...


Top Phive Things Said By People In The Service Industry About Getting Back At Rude 
Customers
5. A customer was so rude I left the security tag on her clothes.
4. Rude customer walks around the store putting down our hick town and our hick clothes and our hick hickness. And then walks up to me and demands, "Where around here can you get wi-fi?" And I look at her with wide eyes and say, "What's wi-fi?"
3. A customer complained to my manager about how I didn’t greet her when she walked in the store. Bitch, I’ll rip your fuckin' face off. WHY are people so entitled and rude?
2. This sucks for sure but there’s no better way to get back at a rude customer than giving them decaf.
And the number one thing said by a person in the service industry about getting back at a rude customer is...
1. How to get back at a rude customer with long nails: put the change on the counter.



If you spot the Mindphuck let me know. Most people would agree that children's medical decisions should be both parents... but what about when one of the parents is staunchly anti-vaccine? A woman recently emailed the Phile about just such a situation, and she's looking for advice on whether she should jab her kids without telling her ex. The woman and her husband had an ugly divorce...


"I have two kids, 3-year-old and 1 month. When I got divorced, it was horrible. We couldn't work with joint custody, and in the end I was awarded sole custody of both our kids. My ex-husband can still visit the kids, but he doesn't have any say in any education or medical decision regarding them."  She wants to vaccinate their two kids, but she knows her ex won't like it. "Neither of them are vaccinated. I want to get them vaccinated now, but I know ex-husband will loose his shit if I do. I know I will legally be in the right. But would it be an asshole move to make a medical decision regarding our kids without at least telling my ex simply because he won't like it and I don't feel like dealing with him?" She has set a precedent of clearing other medical decisions with him. "He loves the kids, and I have discussed other medical decisions regarding them with him before even though I didn't need to. I just know he'll react very badly to this one." She clarifies that she will vaccinate her children either way, she just wants to know whether it's okay to hide it from him. "Still going to vaccinate the kids no matter what, I just want to know whether it is an asshole move to not let him know beforehand. Sorry if that wasn't clear." I agree that she should vaccinate her children without guilt, but I disagree over whether she should tell her ex. The court obviously thought you were the logical choice to make these decisions. The fact that your ex was not granted joint custody, which is the court's general preference, means that the judge found something lacking in his character. Considering his preference to not vaccinate your children, it seems the court decided correctly, because he is obviously mentally unfit. I suggest disclosing it to him afterward anyway. Before next time he sees them after they are vaccinated tell him, very matter of factly "we went to the doctors and got their well checks done and vaccines up to date. If he wants to freak out remind him he has no legal say in their medical care. That the courts/you guys decided he doesn't have that right. That's it. He has no say in medical decisions regarding your kids. End of story. If you have a situation you want my opinion in then email me at thepeverettphile@gmail.com.



Of all the bodily functions that could be contagious, thank God it’s the yawn.



This person who is wearing a hazmat suit to protect themselves from a disease that does not exist.


Okay, you know I live in Florida, right? Well, here's a story from...


A Florida Highway Patrol Trooper ended up in the hospital after a freakish series of events that ultimately ended with him pushing a civilian out of the way of an out of control car and taking the impact himself. Thirty-one-year-old Florida Trooper Mithil Patel was hospitalized with serious injuries. Patel’s heroics were actually caught on video by the local West Palm Beach CBS affiliate WPEC, who were on the side of I-95 north of West Palm Beach, like Patel, because of another car accident that had already occurred. In the video, Patel is seen speaking with Rony Bottex, a victim in the first accident. As they’re speaking on the side of the road, the video shows a black Audi being struck from behind by a Chevrolet Express before spinning out of control directly toward Bottex and the Florida State Trooper. Thinking quickly, Patel pushes Bottex out of the way and is thrown into the air after being struck by the spinning car. Here’s a screen shot...


That is peak protecting and serving. It’s a big country but Patel earned himself Police Officer of the Week honors here, I think. Bottex survived his second Interstate 95 accident of the day with just an injured knee. He says Patel saved his life. Patel, meanwhile, was in good condition at St. Mary’s Medical Center, though his injuries are serious. A big expression of appreciation to Patel is due here. He literally sacrificed his body to save someone’s life. You literally cannot ask more of a police officer. Imagine having the balls to willingly stand your ground in front of a couple thousand pounds of death hurtling right toward you. That’s what Patel did. Nicely done, trooper.



Twitter has taken action against Donald Trump and the White House's official account after the president made posts violating the site's rule against glorifying violence while tweeting about the Minneapolis protesters. Two tweets were affixed with a warning label Twitter calls a "public interest notice" that readers click through before seeing the posts. Neither of them can be immediately viewed while scrolling the timeline, or responded to directly, but people can still quote tweet with a response after click through the Twitter warning. While the tweets aren't fully removed from the site, flagging and removing their visibility from the general timeline is a big step for the company that has previously let Trump tweet unchecked. The label reads, "This Tweet violated the Twitter Rules about glorifying violence. However, Twitter has determined that it may be in the public's interest for the Tweet to remain accessible." Trump's tweets were posted in response to people in Minneapolis protesting the death of George Floyd. Protests broke out all over the city after a video of Floyd's death at the hands of police made the rounds online. In his tweets, Trump ordered authorities to start shooting protesters breaking into buildings...


People react to Trump's tweet threatening protesters getting a "glorifying violence" label. People online were quick to point out how scary it is for a president to call for this level of unchecked violence. Others pointed out that Trump's turn of phrase was first used by the Miami police chief in 1967, who openly opposed civil rights protests in the 1960s. The company's decision will likely grow tensions with the White House during an already strained week. On Thursday, Trump signed an executive order that addresses "censorship" by Twitter and other social media companies, following Twitter's earlier decision to add fact-checking labels to two of his posts about mail-in voting ballots.




If you or someone you know is experiencing substance abuse, call the National Drug Helpline at 1-844-289-0879. Okay, let's look and see what is going on live in Port Jeff, shall we?


Looks like a very nice day there today. Okay, let's try and make you laugh...


A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says, "Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs. What are their names?" The blonde replies, "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex." The man responds, "Huh, that's interesting. Why did you name them such names?" The blonde sighs and shakes her head, "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else would you name your watch dogs?"



Oh my God, this is so freaking cool. Today's guest is an English musician, singer, songwriter and actor who gained worldwide fame as the drummer for the Beatles. His latest album "What's My name" is available on iTunes, Amazon and Spotify and his book Another Day In The Life is the 126th book to be pheatured in the Phile's Book Club. Please welcome to the Phile... Ringo Starr!!!


Me: Hello, sir, welcome to the Phile! I'm so excited! How are you?

Ringo: I'm here. And you, brother, what a thrill.

Me: Glad to hear it. So, after this interview I might as well quit the Phile... I interviewed Paul and now you... so I could say it doesn't get any better than that.

Ringo: Sure it does. So, where are you from, Jason?

Me: Originally London, England, grew up on Long Island and now live in Orlando, Florida here. 

Ringo: I'm sorry. I live in Los Angeles.

Me: So, do you remember coming to the United States for the fist time?

Ringo: As far as I'm concerned we left London and we landed in New York.

Me: Hmmm... okay. So congrats on the knighthood by the way.

Ringo: Oh, thank you.

Me: Sir Ringo has a good ring to it, right?

Ringo: That's what people call me but the Prince called me Sir Richard Starkey. It's got to go for the real name, not the personality.

Me: Ahhh. Okay. So, I want to talk about your latest album and your book Another Day In the Life is the 126th book to be pheatured in the Phile's Book Club. How many solo studio albums have you put out, sir?

Ringo: This was my 20th, not a lot of people can say that.

Me: You have a lot of cool players on the album, right?

Ringo: Yes, Dave Stewart, Edgar Winter and Joe Walsh from the Eagles who is also my brother-in-law. This was all recorded in my home studio.

Me: That's cool. You're Ringo Starr though, you could have recorded the album in any studio you wanted. What made you decide to record it at home?

Ringo: Well, I live there. I just decided to put stuff inside it. We have all the equipment in the living room, it's a one bedroom. In the bedroom there's two drum kits and three amps. That's how it's been. We have lots of synthesizers in the living room with the equipment. So it's there and we mainly need the space for the drums. Its far out because we can't plan it, there's no baffle boards, there's no studio stuff... and this bedroom gives me the greatest sound on my kit. It's far out. I just didn't want to go into studios anymore. I haven't been in the studios much in the last ten years. I did a few studio gigs with Joe Walsh and the last one I did was for Jenny Lewis. I went to play in what we like to say... a real studio.

Me: I love the song "Grow Old With Me." What can you tell us about it?

Ringo: I don't know, I never heard of that song before. Is it by the Eagles? Actually, I don't think so, it's too good for them. Ha ha ha.

Me: Ha! So, did you write that song?

Ringo: No, it was written by John Lennon.

Me: That's cool, how did you get that song?

Ringo: The story is far out because I bumped into Jack Douglas, the producer who produced some of John's records. Out of the blue he said, "Have you ever heard that cassette?" Because in those days it was on cassette. I said, "No, I don't know what you're talking about." He said, "Well, I'll send you a copy." He actually dropped it down into a CD and sent to me.

Me: Wow. When you first heard it how did you feel?

Ringo: It was very emotional. It was like eleven tracks on it and John had done all of the tracks but this one. More emotional was the very top of this CD was John was in Bermuda, they call it the "Bermuda Tapes," he said, "Ooh, this would be good for Richard Starkey. This would be great for you, Ringo." I thought oh my god, it's so great to hear his voice and calling my name. The only one he didn't get to finish, he only did the demo was "Grow Old Along With Me." I thought I'm going to do it, John had written several songs for me over the years and this one is just perfect for me.

Me: Did you get Paul to play in it?

Ringo: I did most of it with Joe Walsh, he's the guitarist. And I thought what would be great if Paul played on this, and Paul's on the last record. It's not like I brought him out especially to do this, he's been on like six of my CD's along the way and he was on the last one. I called him and he was coming in to L.A. and I asked him, "Do you want to come over and play bass on this song that was written by John?" And he said, "Sure." So, that's how that happened. He's the only man who I wanted to play on this track because it's a very emotional track to me and he's the most amazing bass player and he has known me longer than anyone else.

Me: What do you think of his bass playing in one sentence?

Ringo: He's the most melodic bass player in the world and he's also the grooviest.

Me: There's hint of the Beatles in the song "Grow Old With Me" as well, right?

Ringo: Jack didn't tell me, that was what was great. I was in the studio while he put the strings on, I was there just to support Jack. Jack wanted to out a full orchestra and I said, "No, let's just put a quartet on." That's what he did. I'm listening and I hear there's a line or a title from a George Harrison song on there. And it blew me away. He said, "I put that in specially." So in a weird way we're all on this record.

Me: I just had a thought, I heard somewhere that John Lennon was thinking about you when he wrote "Nobody Told Me" which came out posthumously in 1984 on the "Milk and Honey" album? Is that true?

Ringo: I never heard that. Never heard that and never heard him say that. It seems every record he was thinking about me.

Me: So, when you first heard him mention you on "The Bermuda Tapes" how did you feel?

Ringo: I actually cried. I'm an emotional person so it was just a very emotional moment to hear him saying, "That would be nice for Richard." That's the John I know.

Me: You never did record "Nobody Told Me," right?

Ringo: No, I never heard it. Nobody told me, brother!

Me: Well, I'll take ten percent if it gets on the next record. Haha.

Ringo: You know what? You won't. Ha ha ha.

Me: "Right a word, get a third," that's what my dad always said, Ringo.

Ringo: Well, in these days whats it mean?

Me: I have to tell you that I LOVE the song "Photograph." It makes me smile and tear up all the time. What can you tell about it?

Ringo: It's from my 1973 album "Ringo" and it was the single.

Me: Hmmm. You wrote it with George, am I right?

Ringo: Yes, well I wrote it and I used to always go to George to help me the end the song. I didn't have the talent to end the song. I actually have one song that had forty verses and I gave it to Harry Nilsson and he got it down to eleven. Ha ha ha. That's how that started. And "Back Off Boogaloo" I went to George and he helped me finish it and he also produced it, he said, "I'll produce it." So, that's how that started.

Me: So, my dad who was supposed to be part of your All-Starr Band once, but scheduling conflicts made it not happen. It was the year with Joe Walsh and Dave Edmunds. For the readers that don't know what the All-Starr Band is want to explain it?

Ringo: It's just a touring band that is made up of a rotating cast, all hit makers, all playing big songs. 

Me: So, when you have a new album out how do you balance out the new stuff with your large catalogue of music?

Ringo: Usually we take one track from the new album. I always say I like to thank the five people for buying the CD. We normally do one. On the last album "Give More Love" we did give more love because we actually opened in Vegas and it was a couple weeks after they had their horrific madness there. The shoot out. It depends.

Me: So, why is this new album called "What's My Name"?

Ringo: I think with this record, it is called "What's My Name" when I introduce the band like Colin Hay and and Hamish Stuart and Warren Ham I say so I don't feel left out I say "what's my name?" And the audience of course goes "Ringo!" I didn't know making the record in my studio and Colin Hays was in the band, he was in the band six years ago. Somebody said, "Did you ever hear that song Colin Hay wrote called 'What's My Name'?" I said no, Colin never played it to me. Anyway, I called Colin and said, "I hear you have a song called 'What's My Name,' why don't you come over and let's have a listen to it?" Which he did and I loved it, and we put down the backing track, I did the vocals, he came back and played more guitar and sang harmony and it's the title of the album now.

Me: That's cool. I had Colin on the Phile a few years ago. So, last year was the 30th anniversary of the All-Starr Band and also 30 years that you've been sober. Congrats. Are those two events linked in some way?

Ringo: Yeah, they're actually linked together. I actually ended up in such a mess, I ended up in rebab and seven months later I hadn't had a drink since. Seven months later I put the first All-Starrs together because out of the blue someone I didn't know got to someone I did know who got to me and said would I like to go on tour. I just said yes. I just had a phone book, we just had phone books in those days. I went through the phone book and called Joe and Joe said yes. I called Levon and Levon said sure. Everyone I called, Dr. John said yeah and Nils was with me. So I had to stop calling people. Ha ha ha ha. There would've been forty of us on that stage. I wanted Clarence who was with Springsteen for a long time. I just wanted a big guy who I could lean against and he plays great sax so that was good. We put it together and we opened in Texas and I've been doing it since for 30 years.

Me: I take it you weren't the only one on the tours who had to deal with addiction, right?

Ringo: No, I don't think so. The only thing I have to say is I don't have to deal with it anymore.

Me: I love Harry Nilsson and last year new unreleased music came out from him and that on one song he sings about you. What do you think of that?

Ringo: Well, there's no more oyster bar. Ha ha ha ha. He ended up very lonely on his own but that's how it was. That's pretty moving actually to hear the song. It's a song called "UCLA," with a new verse.

Me: Yeah, it's the last verse, right?

Ringo: Yeah, well, it didn't have the last verse when I first heard it.

Me: So, for the readers that don't know who Harry Nilsson was, can you tell them? My mom loved him and I got to know him through her and the Popeye movie.

Ringo: Harry in the 70s had the finest voice in music and he was an emotional singer. He put a lot of emotion into his songs.

Me: I wish he was alive and I could interview him.

Ringo: Yeah, we lost a lot of greta players. You know that from personal experience. We don't know why some live, some survive, and some leave.

Me: So, what was your life like before you became a musician?

Ringo: This woman with come in when I had tuberculoses and laying in bed because they believed that was good for us in those days. To keep us busy, she came in with percussive maracas, triangles, little drums and sticks, and she would point to the red dot and you'd hit the drum, and she pointed the yellow dot, and you'd hit the triangle or the maraca, whatever it was. That's when I fell in love with drums, and at thirteen I loved that drum and I only wanted to be a drummer from then on. But of course I had to work on the railways, I had to work on the boats, and I had to work in a factory for several years before it all came true.

Me: Did playing drums feel like therapy?

Ringo: Well, my mother always said, "Son, you're always at the happiest when you're playing your drums." So it's a lot of joy when I play in my heart. Do you play an instrument?

Me: Yeah, I play kazoo. So, do you still like play and do shows?

Ringo: Yeah, the dream is still unfolding and I'm still playing with all these great guys in the All-Starrs.

Me: So, I read that you meditate. Is that true?

Ringo: I do. I mediated this morning. That's why I'm so calm.

Me: I could never do that, what does that do for you?

Ringo: It gives me a break from me, that's what it does.

Me: What do you mean?

Ringo: Ever open your eyes in the morning and it's like a Ferrari goes off in your head? You can meditate and put it into first gear.

Me: Was it in India where you first started mediating?

Ringo: It was. In 1968. I started mediating and that lasted a couple of years, and then I didn't meditate, then I meditated again for a couple of years then it ends. I've been mediating very day since 1992 this route, this time.

Me: It's interesting you have never written an autobiography, Ringo. I'm sure you had a lot of offers for it. Why haven't you written it?

Ringo: Because I tell my story through songs.

Me: Okay, so is there a song on this new album that tells us your story?

Ringo: "You Got to Get Up to Get Down." You got to get out of bed, you got to get up, you got to do it. It works.

Me: Okay. So, your book Another Day In The Life is the 126th book to be pheatured in the Phile's Book Club like I said. You love photography, what does it do for you?

Ringo: Well, I love taking pictures. I started in the 60s and I got some good cameras because we could afford them. The family I lived in, we never had a camera. There's very few pictures of me as a young guy. I got a camera when I was in the Beatles, I got a an 8 mil movie camera and then it went to super-8. Wooo. I just find a lot of joy in taking photographs.

Me: So, what made you decide to put this book together?

Ringo: This is like part two. It's called Another Day In The Life. We had one book out already. At least 75% if not more of the photographs in this book are taking on my iPhone.

Me: Your iPhone? Why is that?

Ringo: Because I can carry a camera, I pull the iPhone out and I start shooting.

Me: So, what kinda stuff do you take pics of? I do the same thing.

Ringo: It's like a total mixed bag, it's what happens. Its like another day in the life like I said. On this day I was shooting these things, things that look like animals. I was shooting spoons on my table on tour, I was shooting the half eaten food on the table on the tour. I woke up on Malibu, I looked out at the beach from the balcony and on the beach was a big boot that had come in on a wave. I ran down and though oh, man, how great is that. I just took a photo of it and now everyone of course calls it "the Beatle Boot." It's just what's going on in the day is what I shoot. I also paint with beetroot juice, because I have that every night on tour.

Me: What does that do to you?

Ringo: It does a lot, brother. Believe you and me. It does a lot. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Me: I've never drank beetroot juice before.

Ringo: Well, you should try it. It's al healthy. I mean I have a full fruit veggie drink as my meal before I go on stage. Anyway, I just started with the dye in the beetroot I just started pouring it on a side plate and got the images and they were very weird and I took some photos of them.

Me: So, a lot of people probably first heard about you through Thomas the Tank Engine. Does it bother you they know you through that and not the Beatles?

Ringo: No. I love that. People held kids up to me and said, "He loves Thomas the Tank Engine." My plan was in England where we first started and I narrated the stories I thought these children will grow up talking like that, with a Liverpool accent and some of them did according to their parents. 

Me: Haha. Ringo, sir, this was so cool. Please come back again sometime. Take care.

Ringo: Thanks, brother. Peace and love, peace and love.





Ha! That was so cool and so odd. Hahaha. So different than the Paul McCartney interview. Thanks to my guest Ringo. The Phile will be back tomorrow with Saul Williams. Spread the word, not the turd... or virus. Don't let snakes and alligators bite you. Bye, love you, bye. Stay safe and mask it or casket.

































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