Saturday, June 8, 2013
Pheaturing Phile Alum Tish Meeks From 3 Kisses
Good evening, kids, and welcome to the Phile on a stormy Saturday. There's a big storm brewing outside again. It is hurricane season after all here in Florida. So, are you a fan of Game of Thrones? I have never seen it, but I can tell you this... why doesn't George R.R. Martin use Twitter? Because he killed off all one hundred forty characters. I know some of you readers would like that joke. Actor Steven Seagal is now in Russia. He is meeting with Vladimir Putin. Is this what American foreign policy has come down to? Dennis Rodman is in North Korea. Steven Seagal is in Russia. What's next? Are we air dropping Gary Busey into Syria? Maybe Snooki goes to Iraq? President Obama says he is renewing his efforts to close Guantanamo Bay. How about closing the IRS? Why don’t we do that? How about shipping the IRS to Guantanamo Bay? This latest California wildfire is getting pretty scary. But Governor Jerry Brown has it under control. He said he is going to tax and regulate the fire until it gets fed up and moves to another state. In Pakistan, the Taliban's No. 2 man has been killed by an American drone. In a related story, today the Taliban's No. 3 man said he's stepping down to spend more time with his family. In case you didn't know, Kim Kardashian is having a baby, and they announced that it was a baby girl, and they made the announcement on their reality show. The Kardashians are now pleading with the public to respect their never-ending pursuit of self-promotion. Starbucks is now banning smoking within 25 feet of its stores. It will get even worse for smokers once they realize every Starbucks is about 25 feet from another Starbucks. During his trip to Brazil on Friday, Joe Biden said he was having such a good time that he didn’t want to go home. And that was just while he was riding on the baggage carousel at the airport. Many Republicans want President Obama to fire Attorney General Eric Holder after he seemed to contradict himself under oath. When asked if he’s worried, Holder said, “Yes. I mean, no.” A new study found that drinking soda is just as bad for your teeth as using meth. However, soda is still less likely to make you live under a bridge with a guy named Snake. So, did you hear about the East Midlands earthquake. Me neither. But they released a poster to raise money for the people affected by it.
LOL. That's one of my favorite running jokes here on the Phile. I never get tired of that. This past week, JC Penney was in big trouble over a tea kettle that is supposed to look like Hitler. This is real. Personally, I'm waiting for the Menendez Brothers salt and pepper shakers. Anyway, I saw a picture of the teapot and I don't see what the big fuss is about. I don't see any resemblance to Hitler. Check it out
I'm so stupid. Last week I think it was I showed a picture of an ad for a Pop Tart vodka. I don't think it's true. Anyway, a Phile reader sent me this picture, and I'm not sure this is true either, but if it is, it's cool.
Star Wars Pop Tarts... I don't like Pop Tarts, but those I would try. A few weeks ago I showed you a picture a Phile reader sent me of a car he saw with a "Slow Ride" license plate. Well, another Phile reader sent me a picture of his car and his license plate.
Is that car for sale now? It looks like it. Anyway, thanks to whoever sent that in. I have to mention this a few days ago was Bad Wolf Day, on June 3rd. I said to write Bad Wolf on slips of paper, anywhere in public and take pictures and Twitter them. People did, so the for the rest of this month I will show you some that people sent in.
Thanks for the "Doctor Who" fans that took part. Okay, now let's see who got turned into work food this week.
Richard Ramirez
Feb 28, 1960 - June 7, 2013
The Night Struck Back.
Esther Williams
Aug 8, 1921 - June 6, 2013
Sleeping with the fishes.
If you see the mind phuck email me at thepeverettphile@gmail.com. Okay, so, you know there's The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, right? Well, the Phile has a Rock and Roll Hall of Phame that's even better. We actually use the words rock and roll. So far we have inducted Savoy Brown, The J. Geils Band, Status Quo, Sparks, Mick Ronson, ELO, Rockpile, Dr. Feelgood and The Stranglers and The Jam. Today there's gonna be a new inductee. Please welcome to the Phile once again, raconteur, entreprenour, Jah Paul Jo in a past life and co-owner of Berdan Records, and member of unHOF... Joseph J. Ramsey with today's induction to...
Before writing this, I had to go to Google to make SURE that I wasn't mistaken; HOW in the WORLD could Todd Rundgren NOT be in something calling itself a Rock'n'Roll Hall Of Fame? I mean, I would consider him for his production work alone... never mind his groundbreaking work with The Nazz, solo and beyond. Well, it's true, folks... he's not. And this time, they don't even have the "He belongs in the British version..." excuse to fall back on. Nope... this one is just out and out criminal (and dumb!). I first heard Todd as guitarist, main songwriter in the sixties psych group, The Nazz. A friend had bought one of their singles that had a song called "Under The Ice" on it. I believe it was the B-side because it was so heavy, I don't think it could possibly be the main song. We played that thing over and over... great early hard rock with plenty of stunningly good lead guitar, courtesy of Rundgren. Then, I lucked into getting a red vinyl copy of their second album, "Nazz Nazz" (There was "Nazz", "Nazz Nazz" and "Nazz Nazz Nazz"!!!) in the 50 cent bin at Poo Bahs... easily, the best deal I have ever gotten at a record store... ever. Opening song, "Forget All About It" blew my mind. Everything... the song structure, the clever arrangement, the vocals, the guitar and drums... all amazing and, in retrospect, all Todd. The Nazz introduced the world to Todd's inner Carole King (and probably, Laura Nyro) in the form of "Hello, It's Me." Todd would later perfect this song on his masterpiece, "Something Anything." This type of ballad would become a mainstay in Todd's repertoire with hits like "We Gotta Get You A Woman" and "I Saw The Light." There are just too many twists and turns in this amazing career to list here. He's had smash pop hits, played amazing lead guitar, was a pioneer of prog and electronic music... he even produced The New York Dolls, Grand Funk and The Tubes. Here's a nicely written piece by Phill Marder that originally appeared in Goldmine Magazine that makes Todd's case with a lot more detail than I supply here: goldminemag.com/blogs/bang-the-drum-all-day-until-todd-makes-the-hall-of-fame. I hate the term but it's apropos here... Todd Rundgren's selection is truly a 'no-brainer.'
And who can forget his classic "Bang A Drum"? I don't know if you kids know this, Todd took part on the first Foghat album. Okay, a phriend of the Phile wanted to come on and tell us a story what recently happened to him. He is a singer, patriot and renaissance man. You know what time it is.
Rainy nights like this are only good for one thing. Staying in bed and screwing your brains out. Was gonna say snuggling... but fuck that. Waiting outside a pub for my client to finish his pint... I see these two vapid Tyra Banks wannabees laughing and making fun of an elderly homeless man sitting on the steps by the corner. "Oh my God... Did you smell him? Ewwww." I got out of the car... called them cunts and handed him the $50 my client gave me to get myself dinner. I wasn't hungry anyway... and some people are just shallow fucking assholes.
Thanks, Laird. He called them the c-word. LOL. Great job. Alright, the 26th book to be pheatured in the Phile's Book Club is...
The author and artist Ben Filipiak and Rob Rhine, both Phile Alumni, will be a guest on the Phile next week.
Today's pheatured guest has been a pheatured guest more than anyone. I think this is her 5th appearance on the Phile. Her band 3 Kisses has a brand new fantastic album out called "All Or Nothing Hero" which is available on iTunes. Please welcome back, one of my favorite guests ever... Tish Meeks!
Me: TISH!!! Hello, welcome back to the Phile. How are you?
Tish: I’m staying very busy and doing great!
Me: I think this is the 5th time you've been a guest on the Phile. That's so cool you have been a pheatured guest more than anyone. I am guessing you do a lot of interviews though, right?
Tish: Very cool that this is my 5th interview with you. I do a few… never as many as I’d like. There’s no such thing as too much exposure. I’d love to be doing a lot more of them.
Me: You are one of the reasons I love doing the Phile, Tish. If it wasn't for this stupid little blog I would never have known about your music, and 3 Kisses is one of my favorite bands. I thought of stopping the Phile a few times in the last 7 years. Did you ever think of quitting being a musician? I doubt the answer would be yes.
Tish: Well, thank you, Jason. I appreciate that. Absolutely, I’ve thought of giving it up. Working as an indie musician can be very trying, at times. There’ve been multiple occasions I’ve considered throwing in the towel. The closest it has come to actually happening was when I moved from Texas to Alaska. I gave up everything to move up here to get my kids closer to family. It didn’t last, though. I almost went crazy not being able to play, so it was only about a month after I moved that I started playing with Nate Lankford and we began rebuilding 3 Kisses. Indie bands are so underestimated. If you are not a gigging original musician, there is no way you can even fathom the amount of time, money, dedication and commitment it takes just to play local gigs... not even taking into account recording albums, shooting videos and touring. Playing music is a driving passion and that keeps me doing it, no matter what adversity must be overcome. Q: How are your kids, Tish? I bet they are getting big. Any of them playing music? Benji and Hannah are both doing awesome and yes, they are growing like crazy. Benji is bigger than me… it’s weird. Time certainly flies. They are both in middle school, they’re good students and just good kids all around. Benji plays trumpet in band and he jams on guitar from time to time. Hannah is still heavily into art. That’s her creative outlet.
Me: And any new tattoo's? You know I have to ask you that every time you are here. I still think a flying filing cabinet tattoo would look good on you.
Tish: It’s been awhile since I got a tattoo. My last one was done by Jeff Staha at East End Tattoo in Anchorage. It’s a Taurus with wings on my right forearm. I’m due for another one, for sure. Don’t think it will be a flying filing cabinet, however. ;-)
Me: Okay, fine. LOL. Are you still living in Alaska?
Tish: I’ll be staying in Alaska until my kids finish school. So, I’m looking at another 6-7 years here, minimum. I may end up staying even after they graduate, but I really would like to move someplace warmer.
Me: How do you like living there? I bet it's cold most of the time, am I right?
Tish: It’s nice being close to my family and getting to spend time with them. I love the music scene in Alaska. There are some great people here and I love their organic appreciation for live music. Concert goers aren’t as jaded here as other places because the market isn’t over saturated here. People tend to take entertainment for granted more in heavily populated areas. We don’t get many shows up here and there aren’t even that many local bands. The winters are very long and the cold gets to you after awhile. I miss the Texas weather tremendously.
Me: You're originally from Texas, and have been living in Alaska for awhile. Have you been back to Texas since you moved?
Tish: I went back to Texas last year for SXSW and played with the guys who were in my band back there. I got to spend 10 days down there. Then, about a month later I went back again when one of my best friends was killed in an auto accident. That was right at a year ago. I was hoping to get to go back this year, but I just have too much going on to leave Alaska for any length of time at the moment.
Me: So you guys play there again? What was that like?
Tish: We played the Invasion of the GoGirls and MusicGorilla showcases during SXSW, then played two shows at Nightrocker and Zombies in San Antonio. It was great getting to jam with Jeff, Andy and Bryan, but it wasn’t the same. We are all still friends and keep up with each other, but life has moved on for all of us. Next time I play in Texas, it will be with Nate, Nate and Scott. They are my band now.
Me: Do you think you'll ever move back to Texas?
Tish: There’s a chance I might move back to Texas when Benji and Hannah are grown, but that won’t be for a few years. Then again, I might go somewhere completely new. One day at a time... and for now, my life is in Alaska.
Me: Let's talk about your new CD "All Or Nothing Hero". When I first heard of that title I thought you were referring to a sandwich or some sort and it made me hungry. What is the title really referring to?
Tish: “All or Nothing Hero” is a song about people with constant drama in their lives. It has a little wordplay on TV soap operas, but the gist is that I’m not here to save you, you’ve got to choose to stop being a victim… and while you’re at it, leave me out of it completely.
Me: How long did it take you to write the songs for this album, Tish?
Tish: That’s a tricky question. We’ve been jamming little ideas here and there and recording them for months. The album has been in development, I guess, since the summer of 2012… maybe even earlier. When we started getting serious about flying Eric LaBrosse (Cherry Pit Studios) up here to record, that’s when we buckled down and started evolving all of the ideas we’d been collecting into actual songs. Some of the songs didn’t fully come together until we were in the studio in December 2012. But that is usually the way it goes for me. There were quite a few last minute pieces of the puzzle, but it came together neatly as it always does. We probably had the album just a little over halfway finished by the time Eric got here. I was sitting in the floor rehashing lyrics while listening to Eric track Nate’s guitar parts. Being in the studio can be very inspirational, though, so this isn’t necessarily a bad way to do things. I get last minute ideas which can “make” the song.
Me: Who is in the band with you now? Different members then before, am I right?
Tish: Nate Lankford is on lead guitar. We’ve been playing and writing together for just under 2 years. Nate Rouse came on board on drums in October 2011, then Scott Roseman was last to join in June 2012. So, I’ve been playing with these guys for awhile. They’re ‘new’ to the 3 Kisses international audience, but not new as far as the local scene goes… and not new to me, either. We’ve got a lot of history together, already. We lost one of our managers to lung cancer last fall, which was a huge blow to all of us. Nate Rouse just got married. When you go through things like weddings, funerals, buying houses, illness, etc., it bonds you to one another. We celebrate, we laugh, we cry, we fight, we hug and make up… it’s a family. I don’t know what I’d do without them.
Me: You guys look like you have fun though judging by the new band publicity photo.
Me: Where was the album recorded, Tish?
Tish: The album was recorded in Nate Lankford’s house. We flew my producer, Eric LaBrosse (Cherry Pit Studios), up from Milwaukee and he worked his magic. I’ve recorded 64 songs with Eric since 2008 and we have a remarkable working relationship. Not to mention, we’re really close friends, so it shows in the music… he “gets” me. He knows what 3 Kisses should sound like and he captures the pure essence of the songs and of the band’s signature sound. He’s almost like a silent member of the band. We bounce ideas off each other all the time, our bands have toured together in the past, he’s really like a brother to me and I feel 100% confident about placing my songs in his hands when it comes time to record.
Me: I love the album and I think it's 3 Kisses best one yet. Do you have a favorite?
Tish: Thank you! I’m extremely pleased with the way this album turned out. I agree that it is the best one to date and a lot of that is due to my own personal growth and to having a cowriter who matches me in ability. Everyone in the band contributes to writing, but Nate Lankford and I spend the most time giving life to new songs. He compliments my abilities so perfectly; it makes it easy for us to come up with new ideas. We just bounce ideas off each other until we are happy with the direction the song is going. I don’t have a favorite 3 Kisses album or song… each song and album represents something different to me and they are all equally important on a personal level. I am very proud of this album, though, and all of the individual effort from my band members who made it all happen. The quality of the songs on this album has a tremendous amount to do with the quality of players in the band and their creative abilities. “Terminal Adolescents” was the result of us shooting footage for the reality show, passing around a bottle of Jameson, killing it off, then just having a wild, crazy jam fest in Nate’s living room. We recorded it, listened later and we were like, “WOW, there’s a kick ass song in there!” I think just the way we work together as a group provides the perfect environment for great songs to come together.
Me: I watched the video for the song "We're Through" and was shocked that you threw a guitar out a window. I have a screen shot of it here...
Me: I had a guitar expert look at the footage and he said that guitar that was thrown and broken is a 1968 Fender that is worth over ten thousand dollars. What do you think of that?
Tish: Ha! That was Nate Lankford’s first guitar he ever owned. It was pretty much junk, so he offered it up to take the dive in the video. I’ve actually smashed two of his guitars for videos. I think we’ve exhausted our supply of junk guitars.
Me: I am just kidding about that. I didn't ask anybody. Anyway, who is that poor guy who had to pick up the broken guitar in the snow?
Tish: Lucas Jolivette was my co-star in the video. He’s a good friend of ours, a killer guitarist and just a great guy. He also sang on the gang vocals on “Raise Your Hands.” He’s always around to lend a hand when we need it.
Me: Last time you were here we talked about a reality show you were doing. It's called "Kiss Off", right? How is that going? Do you still have camera crews following you around?
Tish: Yes, “Kiss Off” is the tentative name for the reality show. We’ve gotten close to the end of filming for the reality TV show pilot. It’s in editing, as we speak. I hope that we have gotten all the footage we need to tie the story together. It’s been a long process... over a year of shooting for one pilot, but we are doing it all on our own with a small team of volunteers, so it’s not like working with a big pro crew. We’re hoping to take it to that level. With the pilot, we are attempting to communicate to a national network that our content is compelling enough to create a full series. The dream is to sell the show and be able to tour and have a crew following us around capturing all of the action. As it is, currently, all of the band members are so busy with day jobs, college, kids... we only have two days a week, max, to work on all things band related. So, we’ve managed to write and record an album, rehearse, play shows, shoot a music video, shoot all the video footage for the reality show, promote the band, do a record label pre-release on Rat Pak Records and manage all other band business on a very limited schedule. If shooting the reality show became our full-time job, I can only imagine how much we could accomplish for 3 Kisses.
Me: Of course you were already on one reality show a few years ago... "Wife Swap". Do people ever recognize you from that show?
Tish: They used to a lot. When the episode first aired, there was a 15 minutes of fame period. Not so much anymore.
Me: I would think that show gonna haunt you forever. I am betting you get introduced as Tish Meeks from the reality show "Wife Swap" a lot, right?
Tish: It doesn’t really haunt me too much. I guess it is pretty cool that people still remember the episode. We did it, it was fun, it was almost 7 years ago… I’m over it. I’m divorced, I’ve moved on, I prefer to just close that chapter and focus on the present. It’s a fact that is used in marketing because it is a big deal having done national reality TV, already, but aside from that, it doesn’t come up all that often. And I never get introduced as Tish Meeks from “Wife Swap,” thank God! Shudder.
Me: Tish, do you think you'll ever release a live album? That would be great if you did.
Tish: I’m not a fan of live albums, personally, so I don’t know that I will ever release one. I know that some people are big fans of capturing the live sound, but I like studio production. I’m not saying it will never happen, but as of now, there are no plans in the works.
Me: What would be better if you played in Orlando and took your kids to Disney World. Any plans on going on a big tour?
Tish: That would be pretty sweet, I must admit. It would also be awesome to do a European tour and take the kids along. They’re getting big enough that it would be enjoyable for all of us. I think that would be an excellent way to start out the “Kiss Off” series.
Me: So, what's next for you, Tish? Any plans for another album? More videos?
Tish: We’re doing a string of CD release shows in Alaska, at the moment. We’ve already started writing songs for the next album. Of course, it’s in the very early stages and we’re still putting the majority of our focus into promoting “All or Nothing Hero.” The airplay is picking up and I’m always trying to get DJs to add us to their playlists and get as much buzz going out there as possible. We’d like to do a couple more videos and we’re discussing flying in a videographer who works with our producer to shoot a video for “Save Me.” That tune’s getting the most airplay, so it makes sense that we should have a video for it.
Me: When your TV show gets sold, and is ready to be on TV I'd love to have you back. Do you have a time frame when that'll be?
Tish: I have to wait until the pilot is finished before I can start shopping the show, then who knows how long the time frame will be before anyone pays attention to us. I expect it to be a bit of a process. I’m going to have to get a solid marketing campaign going to get the show to the right people. I’d love to come back when we have news to report, though!
Me: Thanks again for being here, Tish. Please mention your websites and I said it before, as long as you are making music, I'll always have you on the Phile.
Tish: Thanks for having me again, Jason. I really appreciate all your support over the years. Here are some links for ya: 3 Kisses Official: 3kisses.com, 3 Kisses on Rat Pak Records: ratpakrecords.com/3kisses, iTunes: itunes.apple.com/album/all-or-nothing-hero/id618304885?v0=9988&ign-mpt=uo%3D, YouTube “We’re Through” video: youtube.com/watch?v=xAb-D0vvGOg&list=UUUPtvV65HMegsuBFTnpQzYA.
Me: Oh, I almost forgot... this year on the Phile I am asking random questions from the game Tabletopics. This is a dumb one, but here goes. What was your most memorable meal ever?
Tish: When I lived in California, there was this incredible Italian restaurant that had a ravioli and sun dried tomatoes in cream sauce that was to die for. I can’t even remember the name of the place, but that dish was amazing delicious.
Me: Tish, thanks again, and take care. Keep rocking.
Tish: Thanks for having me again, Jason. You know I will!
That about does it for this entry. Thanks to my guests Joseph J. Ramsey, Laird Jim and of course Tish Meeks. The Phile will be back on Monday with Canadian singer Amber Edgar and then next Saturday with Phile Alum JoDee Purkeypile. Spread the word, not the turd. Don't let snakes and alligators bite you. Bye, love you, bye. Strawberry Blondes Forever!
Monday, June 3, 2013
Pheaturing April Kae
Hey there, kids, welcome to another entry of the Phile. I have a lot to get to today. Let's get to it. White House officials insist that President Obama knew nothing about the IRS scandal until we all heard about it in the news. They said because there was an investigation under way, it would have been inappropriate to tell him. And besides, he was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi. Everything's going bad for President Obama with Benghazi and other controversies. But Obama's trying to turn things around. He's sending in SEAL Team 6 to bring back Justin Bieber's monkey. And if SEAL Team 6 doesn't work, he's sending in Dennis Rodman. A new study estimates that Colorado residents will legally smoke more than 2 million ounces of marijuana next year. That's like a reggae festival and Willie Nelson's birthday combined. If you didn't know, in November, Colorado passed an amendment that legalized the recreational use of marijuana. It's resulted in a surge of "pot tourism." People come for the weekend to smoke pot and the next thing they know, it's 30 years later they're still there working in a carbon-neutral coffee shop. Vice President Joe Biden met with two undocumented immigrants to promote the new immigration bill. When they learned they had to sit down with Biden, they went ahead and deported themselves. Target is now selling a line of affordable wedding dresses. They say it's perfect for any woman who’s always dreamed of wearing a dress from the same place she buys chips and soap. New York City is getting a new professional soccer team that will be partially owned by the Yankees. You can tell it's owned by the Yankees because A-Rod won't be playing for that team either. When I think of soccer, I think of this...
I have to show you this, I don't like soda, but I think I'll get one now.
You pervs thought I was gonna show you a soda ad with a hot chick, didn't you? Well, here you go!
I was at the store yesterday and something caught my eye.
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabbs? I have to show this... yesterday I had Michael Banks on the Phile and I mentioned he should draw a picture of me. Well, he did, so I have to share it.
Thanks, Michael. Now I want to give him another plug... go to sugarfueled.com. Alright, I mentioned this a few weeks ago and wanted to mention it yesterday but I forgot. Myself and a lot of other "Doctor Who" fans wanted Bad Wolf Day to be on June 3rd this year. Today is June 3rd! Here's what I'm asking, write Bad Wolf on slips of paper, sidewalks, and anywhere in public and scatter them around. Then take a picture and tag to #badwolfday2013 or #badwolfdaypeverettphile. Let's try and get this global. We can do it. Okay, and now for this week's...
Top Phive Groups Of People Who Want To See After Earth
5. People who've been in a coma since 1999 and still think Will Smith and M. Night Shyamalan are capable of making decent movies.
4. People anxious to see Jaden Smith's last movie before he goes off the rails as a doomed child star.
3. People hoping against hope for an awesome DJ Jazzy Jeff cameo.
2. Filmgoers who still haven't figured out that the surprise "twist" of every Shyamalan movie is that it's terrible.
And the number one group of people who want to see After Earth are...
1. Nepotism aficionados.
Nepotism Aficionado is the name of my new band. LOL. Anyway, if you spot the mindphuck email me at thepeverettphile@gmail.com.
Magic! As performed on screen by actors who are not magicians! Assisted by multiple do-overs, consultants, special effects and no live audience! How impressive? Not at all! Do you care? No, you do not! Let's go! Now that that's out of the way, there's one more bit of business to deal with: it's not about magic. It's a movie with magic tricks that serve as a complicating factor in a series of heists pulled off by magicians who are in the service of an anonymous entity pulling the strings, a secrets-and-riddles plot that's impossible to write about in any real detail without giving away the game. The bare bones, though, are that magicians... well, two magicians (Jesse Eisenberg, Isla Fisher... God, she's so hot), one mentalist pickpocket (Woody Harrelson) and James Franco's brother Dave, a guy whose main talents here are picking locks, fighting and vanishing into thin air, are robbing banks and Robin Hooding it back to their audiences. An FBI guy (Mark Ruffalo) and a French INTERPOL agent (Melanie Laurent) are hot on their trail. Meanwhile, Morgan Freeman is hovering in the wings wearing a jaunty fedora, smooth-talking all over the place and... who knows what else. When you walk into a Las Vegas magic show you expect a liberal helping of cheese with the illusion and you more than get it. That's why it'll come as no surprise that these aggressively showy characters can't turn off the huckster-based performative aspects of their personalities even when threatened with the prospect of prison. Each cog in the heist machine is possessed of a flamboyant ego and little else, which makes caring for them as disposable as being overly concerned with the functionality of the plot. There are moments when it feels as though the filmmakers are patting themselves on the back for constructing a snap-tight puzzle box, but as it barrels along, growing larger and more preposterous, you realize that it's a big goof, meant to fake you out as much as some of the people on screen are suffering the same fate. That's when you just let it roll over you on its own "sure, whatever" empty entertainment terms. There is zero possibility of anyone ever actually accomplishing the robbery-magic presented on screen unless that person was, in fact, Harry Potter, so it's best not to get too torqued up about it. In the end, I guess my biggest complaint is that there's not a single written line of dialogue as outlandishly silly as the film itself, nothing along the lines of, "NO, IT IS I WHO IS ILLUSIONING YOU!" But I suppose that would be too harsh a pop of the film's twisty animal-shape balloon, the one that wants to be taken at least somewhat seriously. But I still wish someone had said it. From 1 to 10, it gets a 7.
The 26th book to be pheatured in the Peverett Phile Book Club is...
The author and artist who are Phile Alumni, Ben Filipiak and Rob Rhine will be a guest on the Phile in a few weeks.
Today's pheatured guest is an upcoming pop singer from Los Angeles whose two singles "Runnin’ (Let Me Go Away)" and "The Writings on the Wall" are now available on iTunes. Please welcome to the Phile, the very beautiful April Kae.
Me: Hello, April, welcome to the Phile. How are you?
April: I'm doing well, thank you so much for having me!
Me: I love your name, it's is easy to remember and is a great 'stage' name. It was like you were meant to be a singer. Have you always wanted to perform?
April: Thank you! I have been singing ever since I could talk, but I didn't develop a love of performing until I was in junior high. It was then that I became involved in choir and school plays, and I discovered how much I really loved to perform as well as sing.
Me: I have to talk about this, you auditioned for "American Idol", right? I have a picture of you from your audition.
Me: Did you get a lot of TV exposure?
April: Yes, I was on "American Idol" Season 10 and I made it to Hollywood week. I was only on TV about three times, but it was a really fun experience!
Me: That was for season 10, and we're now just had season 12. I love that show, but I have a short term memory. Was that Simon's last season?
April: Simon's last season was Season 9. So the season I was on was the first season with the new judges, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler.
Me: Oh, yeah. Duh. How was the experience, April? How far did you get to in Hollywood week?
April: I had a lot of fun on the show, and I learned a lot about how reality TV works. It was difficult at times, and there were a lot of late night and early morning shoots, but overall it was a great experience. I made it to Hollywood week, but got sent home after the first round of Hollywood week auditions.
Me: Would you ever try out again or another talent show like "The Voice" or "X-Factor"?
April: Absolutely. It is such a great opportunity.
Me: How long have you been singing? Did you start off in musicals in school?
April: I have been singing my whole life. My love affair with music started at a very young age, when I listened to my dad's old soul and my cousins' hip hop and R&B records. In junior high and high school I became involved in choir and musicals, and that is where I found my love for performing.
Me: What musicals did you do?
April: I was in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", "Aida", and I did a lot of musical reviews.
Me: I imagine you were pretty popular in school, with your good looks and your talent. What were you like in high school?
April: Actually I was about the farthest thing from popular in high school! I hung out mostly with the artsy and theatre kids. I always liked to dress up in crazy outfits, like 80s sweaters and sunglasses with no lenses. I guess the main reason I wasn't popular was not because I didn't make any friends, but because I was just always so busy working on my music to really have much of a social life.
Me: Do you do a lot of songwriting?
April: Yes, I love to write. I'm looking forward to releasing some of my original material in the near future!
Me: You went to the Musicians Institute, right? Is that in California?
April: Yes, it is actually right on Hollywood Boulevard, across from the Kodak Theatre. It was really fun to be able to live and go to school in that environment.
Me: A lot of guests I had on the Phile went to Berklee in Boston. Did you think of going there?
April: I considered it but Berklee, at least historically, has had more of an emphasis on jazz and classical music, and The Musicians Institute provides a strictly contemporary music education. I also wanted to stay in Southern California because that's where my family is.
Me: What did you study at M.I., April?
April: I studied vocal performance.
Me: You're from Southern California, but what part?
April: I'm from San Diego.
Me: Alright, let's talk about your music. You currently have two releases out, two singles... "The Writings On the Wall" and "Runnin' (Let Me Go Way)". Are they both break-up songs?
April: Yes, they are both break up songs! Which is so funny because I have actually been pretty lucky in love and haven't had too many bad break-ups.
Me: If they are both break-up songs, how are they different?
April: "The Writings on the Wall" gives a sassy; fun takes on moving on after a break-up. And "Runnin' (Let Me Go Away)" talks about the strength it takes to leave a bad relationship.
Me: Did you write both of them, April?
April: No, I was actually very lucky to be able to collaborate with some amazing songwriters on my first two projects. "The Writings on the Wall" was written by Scott Kreitzer and John Pahmer, and "Runnin'" was written by Izumi Takagi and Meghan Buckley.
Me: I like those songs, and can imagine them both being played on the Top 40 radio stations. Your influences I am guessing are Britney, Demi, Kelly... am I right?
April: While I love and respect all those artists, my influences actually lie with the soul and R&B divas. I love Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, and Aretha Franklin. I am looking forward to letting my R&B roots show in my new material.
Me: I could picture you singing country as well, but is pop your first love?
April: I really like country! I grew up with horses and around ranches so I definitely heard a lot of country growing up. But my first loves are pop and R&B.
Me: The video for "The Writings On the Wall" looks like it was fun to film. Did you spend a lot of time in Vegas filming it?
April: I had a blast filming the video for "Writings"! We spent the weekend in Vegas getting all of those shots and actually filmed the beach and club scenes in San Diego.
Me: You look comfortable in front of the camera. You have to be in your business, am I right?
April: Yes, definitely. I really enjoy performing and acting. I'm hoping to get into movies and television someday.
Me: So, with the two songs out, are you gonna be releasing an album?
April: I don't have any set plans for an album yet, but I am writing a lot of new material so I am hoping to put out an album in the near future.
Me: April, on the Phile I am asking random questions thanks to a box of cards called Tabletopics. Are you ready? This is a boring one, but here goes... what are the largest obstacles preventing you from realizing your dreams? What is your dreams anyway?
April: Well, of course my biggest dream/goal right now is to make my living selling and performing my music, and to eventually have the platform to share my music with the world. But I also want to someday open my own animal rescue. I would say my biggest obstacle is myself. Sometimes I do not know where to begin with a project, so then I never do. The most important thing I have learned through trying to break into the music business is to just start somewhere. If you take the wrong path, you learn a lesson and move on in a different direction.
Me: April, thanks so much for being on the Phile, I hope it was fun, and I hope you can come back on soon. Go ahead and mention your website.
April: Thank you, this was great! You can find my music on iTunes and all major music stores. Check out my Facebook page at facebook.com/aprilkaemusic, my Youtube at youtube.com/aprilkae, my website at aprilkae.com, and follow me on twitter @april_kae.
Me: Thanks again, and don't give up your dream, April.
April: Thank you!! :)
Me: Download her two singles from iTunes now, kids.
Man, she's gorgeous, isn't she? Alright, that about does it for this entry of the Phile. Thanks to April for a great interview. The Phile will be back on Saturday with Phile Alum Tish Meeks from 3 Kisses. And then on Monday with singer songwriter Amber Edgar. Spread the word, not the turd. Don't let snakes and alligators bite you. Bye, love you, bye. Strawberry Blondes Forever!
Sunday, June 2, 2013
Pheaturing Phile Alum Michael Banks
Hey, kids, welcome to another entry of the Phile. I can't believe it's June already. How are you? These White House scandals are not going away any time soon. I’ll tell you how bad it’s looking for President Obama: People in Kenya are now saying he’s 100 percent American. The Senate minority leader, Mitch McConnell, charged that there’s a culture of intimidation throughout the Obama administration. Really, anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can’t even keep Joe Biden in line. So they spent the last five years claiming President Obama was weak and ineffective. Suddenly he’s Tony Soprano. President Obama's had a rough couple of weeks with the big Benghazi scandal, the IRS scandal, and the phone tapping scandal. And now he has to replace all four "American Idol" judges. Did any of you play that Powerball? It turns out the winning ticket for the huge $590 million Powerball drawing was apparently sold in a town called Zephyrhills, Florida not far from here. In a related story, Florida residents are getting an unusual volume of calls from their grandkids today. During a fundraiser, President Obama said there is a shortage of common sense right now in Washington. At which point the people who paid $5,000 a plate for their dinner applauded in agreement. There are reports that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un may have another child with a woman who is not his wife. People say the baby looks just like him... though in fairness, pretty much ALL babies look just like him. The Navy announced that its specially trained dolphins found a rare torpedo off the coast of California. You can tell those dolphins are smart because they just turned the torpedo back at us and said, “How about YOU doing some tricks at Sea World?” It was announced a few days ago that Larry King is going to be hosting a new talk show in Russia. The guests will be speaking Russian and Larry will be speaking whatever language it is that he speaks. Last month as you know on the Phile was Star Wars Month, and for some reason the most popular item or whatever you call it on the Phile was the pictures of the different girls dressed up as Slave Leia. This year is the 30th anniversary for Return of the Jedi and I was paying tribute to Lucas' greatest creation. Anyway, I had quite a few requests for more pictures of Slave Leia and I don't want to disappoint my readers, so here's another one, you horny bastards.
What is she looking for? I like to think she is looking for me. So, who likes Pop Tarts? Not young female singers, but the breakfast snack Pop Tarts. I don't, but I'd like to try this...
Actually, come to think of it, I don't like vodka either. I was at Disney last Sunday and I saw this inspirational poster, and I thought I have to share it with you.
I agree. I was watching the Stanley Cup play-off's and couldn't believe my eyes. Was it Star Wars Month in the NHL as well?
Alright, now let's see went into the fertilizer business...
Jean Stapleton
Jan 19, 1923 - May 31, 2013
Stifled herself.
If you spot it email me at thepeverettphile@gmail.com. Alright, so this weekend is Gay Days at Disney, as I am sure most of you know. So, I thought it was a good idea to invite a friend back to the Phile who hasn't been here in awhile to give his opinion on Gay Days. So, please welcome back to the Phile...
Y'all gay people are starting to annoy me... I'm so over gay days.
Today's pheatured guest is one of the very first artists I pheatured on the Phile and is now the 31st artist to be pheatured in the Peverett Phile Art Gallery. Please welcome back to the Phile, my good friend... Michael Banks!
Me: Michael, hello! Welcome back to the Phile. How are you?
Michael: Hello, Mr. Phile, I'm doing great!
Me: How's life in Imaginationland?
Michael: Pretty dang perfect. Staying super busy and traveling as much as possible.
Me: Man, since you were last here on the Phile a lot of stuff has happened with you, hasn't it? You've been very busy, my friend. You must be happy about that.
Michael: Yeah, I am extremely happy. I have been trying all kinds of new things. Convention, sketch cards, toys...
Me: Do you know because of you I started the Peverett Phile Art Gallery? That's pretty cool, right?
Michael: That is awesome! You have had some really amazing artists on the Phile. It has been really cool to read a little more into the lives of some of my favorite artists and friends.
Me: Speaking of galleries, Michael, you've been showing your art in a lot of different galleries, am I right?
Michael: Not a whole lot of galleries lately, I kinda took a break from them for a little bit to focus on conventions. I am getting back into it and just put on an amazing show with my good friend Jasmine Becket-Griffith called "What Big Eyes You Have" paying homage to Margaret Keane and all the great big eye artists of the 60's and 70's with works from some of the best known big eye artists from all over the world.
Me: Is there one gallery you would love to have your art shown in?
Michael: I am currently working on my next solo show and would really love to show it up in New York at the Cotton Candy Machine or Last Rights Gallery.
Me: I last saw you at MegaCon this year. Do you do a lot of conventions?
Michael: Oh yes, I do a little over 30 conventions a year all over the United States. We are always traveling and in a different city every weekend.
Me: How do you keep up with everything? You must draw or paint every day. How many hours a day do you paint or draw?
Michael: Very strategically, I have to plan what paintings I am going to do when I am at home in between shows. I paint anywhere from 6 to 12 hours a day when we are not out of town. Thanks to my amazing wife Sarah taking care of printing, sales and shows I have more time to focus on creating.
Me: Speaking of your wife, I have to say you and your wife Sarah are the cutest couple I know. You're a very lucky man to have someone sticking by you with your art life, Michael. How long have you and Sarah been together?
Michael: Thank you! Yes, I am a very lucky guy. Not only is she beautiful and fun, she has been my manager for the last year and things are really starting to look up. Sarah has stuck with me for 9 years now on this roller coaster I call an art career. I think she is starting to enjoy the ride. :)
Me: Recently on the Phile I had Chris Hamer, who you know. Who took part in his comic book, is that something you enjoyed doing?
Michael: Yeah, Chris is one of our good friends that we travel with to all the conventions. He recently put together Urbnpop Comics Group releasing a quarterly comic titled Illustrated comprised of short stories from lots of different artists. I did a short little comic for issue #1 titled "The Ugly Cover" and am about to finish my story for issue #2 titled "Deep In The Skull" today, that should be out in the next month or so. It has been super fun, a great experience and honor to work with Mr. Hamer.
Me: Here's the great cover of the comic you are talking about...
Me: Okay, last time you were here your company or art name was Coallus, but now it seems like Sugar Fueled is the new name. Why the change?
Michael: Well, last year at Megacon Sarah and I had two booths, Coallus selling my art and Sugar Fueled selling art and everything you can imagine having to do with sweets. After the show we quickly realized people were drawn to the name Sugar Fueled but wanted my art more than the goodies so we dropped the old name and other products and combined my art with the name to take over the world. Haha...
Me: I have a picture from last years MegaCon, Michael.
Me: Anyway, where did the name Sugar Fueled come from?
Michael: The name came from my good friend and artist Chris Chillemi of Robots Will Kill. Whenever we would talk, he would open up a conversation with hows my sugar fueled Florida family doing? I thought it was so funny and catchy that I had to share it. People seem to love the name more than the art sometimes, haha... I think we will be starting up the Sugar Fueled clothing line soon. :)
Me: Chris was also on the Phile. I thought it was because your artwork is full of candy and ice cream. Do you enjoy sweet foods, Michael?
Michael: I do really enjoy sweets a lot and they are a main staple in my work as well. I think that is what Chris was referring to when he said we were fueled by sugar.
Me: You still add the star with the lightning bolt in your artwork. That's never gonna change, is it?
Michael: Nope, the star is my trademark and signature. It will be around till the day I die.
Me: I think you told us last time, but what is the meaning of that symbol?
Michael: The star represents perseverance, I came up with the symbol almost 20 years ago representing broken dreams and used it as a reminder to keep moving forward. It was originally a cracked or broken star kinda like the traditional symbol for a broken heart. Apparently I was the only person who saw this, the rest of the world saw a lightning bolt in a star so I thought of the symbolism of those two instead. To me a star represents dreams and a bolt represents power, so combined they become the power of dreams. Pretty much the same thing but a more positive feel. Never give up on your dreams.
Me: You are covered in tattoo's and used to be a tattoo artist. Anymore tattoo's recently and will you ever get back into that again?
Michael: Yes and yes, I am completely covered in tattoos and was a tattoo artist for 13 years. No new tattoos recently, I am just waiting for the right moment to get my back and ribs done since that is all the space I have left. I loved tattooing but my anxiety got the best of me so I pursued my ultimate dream of being an oil painter. I haven't tattooed in over two years now and don't see myself going back since I am so busy painting.
Me: We have to talk about this: your Star Wars project. You drew a bunch of Star Wars trading cards in your style, right? I have a picture of a bunch of them here.
Michael: Oh yeah, it was a blast. I love Star Wars so it was a real surprise and honor to be part of it and get to draw the characters in my world. I just finished drawing 106 new Star Wars sketch cards for Topps this year. :)
Me: What was that series and how the hell did you get that gig?
Michael: I was part of the 2012 Star Wars Galactic files. It all started with a Mars Attacks painting I did years ago, somehow the guys from Topps trading cards found me while looking for artists to do sketch cards for the reissue of the Mars Attacks cards from 1962. I got to make 300 Mars Attacks sketch cards. Once I had the connection with Topps I just let them know how much I would really love to be part of the Star Wars set as well and they took me up on it.
Me: Were the Lucas people very picky about your art? I see they let you keep the big eyes in the drawings.
Michael: Not as far as I know, I was allowed to do my style but couldn't turn Star Wars into a magical candy land.
Me: How many individual cards did you do for them, Michael?
Michael: I did 106 full color sketch cards that were put into random packs and distributed all over the world for lucky fans to find kinda like a Wonka's golden ticket just not as rewarding.
Me: I think they're very rewarding. What did you use as a reference?
Michael: For the most part I just watched all the movies and listened to all of Williams scores on a loop while looking at the Star Wars visual dictionary for reference.
Me: Did they tell you what characters to draw or did you get to choose?
Michael: I got to do whatever I wanted as long as it was part of the 6 films.
Me: What was your favorite one to do?
Michael: I would have to say my favorite was Yoda, He is such a fun little guy to draw and he reminds me of my cat Walter.
Me: I have to ask you what tools you use. Water colors I think, am I right?
Michael: No, sorry... I use oils on canvas for paintings and Prismacolor and Copic markers for my sketch cards.
Me: You don't use computers like a lot of artists do nowadays, do you?
Michael: No, I actually hate using computers. To me doing the computer work after finishing a painting is so boring and time consuming, I just want to keep painting. I don't know why but I like to have something that I can feel and hold while I create.
Me: So, Michael, what's your next big project?
Michael: Hmm... I have so many projects planned but I would have to say the ones I'm most excited about would be my first art book "Dead Men Tell Tall Tales" and starting the Sugar Fueled Clothing line in the next few months.
Me: Then you need to come back and I'll put the book in the Phile's Book Club, and the clothing loine sounds cool. I'll be a model if you need one. I want you sometime to paint a picture of me... with big eyes. What do you think?
Michael: Heck yeah, I'll get on it right now. This is gonna be fun!
Me: Alright, so, this year on the Phile I am asking random questions thanks to Tabletopics. Are you ready? Oh, this is perfect. When you were young what did you want to be when you grew up?
Michael: All I have ever wanted to be since I can remember was a musician and artist. Not much has changed, there is still that little kid inside of me reaching for those stars.
Me: Michael, thanks so much for being back on the Phile, and I am sure I'd see you around Disney and at conventions. Go ahead and plug your Sugar Fueled website. I hope this was fun, and please come back.
Michael: Thank you for having me, it is always great to see and talk with you. sugarfueled.com.
That's about it, kids, for this entry. Thanks to my guests Adrian Bram Giannotta and of course Sugar Fueled himself, Michael Banks. The Phile will be back tomorrow with singer April Kae and then next Saturday with Phile Alum Tish Meeks from 3 Kisses. Spread the word, not the turd. Don't let snakes and alligators bite you. Bye, love you, bye. Strawberry Blondes Forever!
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