Hey, kids, welcome to the Phile for a Friday... it's Valentine's Day! If you're bored today just go up to random couples restaurants and yell, "Who the hell is she?!" If you got hospitalized yesterday then you probably have a better chance of getting flowers today.
After last year’s announcements that Sweethearts, also known as conversation hearts, would not be available for Valentine’s Day in 2019, this year the company has announced that favorite treat is back! There is a small catch though, they’re in limited quantities at limited retailers and, unfortunately, most of the hearts are missing their signature sayings. The company released a statement of their website, announcing its return. “In 2018 Sweethearts were in danger of disappearing forever when their owner went bankrupt and there was no one to save the brand. As a century-old candy maker, Spangler knew how important Sweethearts were to the Valentine season. In 2020, Spangler was able to return Sweethearts to store shelves in limited quantities after a major effort to relocate and rebuild the production equipment, find the original recipe and return classic flavors to the mix like wintergreen and banana.” So the question here is, are Sweethearts the same even if they don’t have their signature messages printed on them? According to Spengler spokeswoman Diana Moore Eschofen, due to technical challenges, the company was not able to meet all of the consumer demands for 2020. Basically, those bags that were shipped to stores had candy hearts, but not all of them had a saying printed on them. She noted, “We know that’s disappointing, but it’s a disappointment for us, too.” Despite the minor hiccup, according to Food and Wine, a company representative did confirm that Sweetheart will completely be up and running, in terms of printing and distribution, by 2021. So, yeah, we’ll have to wait another year for that special “be mine” heart, but hey, at least they are back! I’ll take it!
Listen up, ladies! Calling all single women, this is your chance! No, not to find a boyfriend, but to get $12,500! Because yes, I expect you to split it with me, I was the one who told you about it! Kidding, totally kidding, unless you actually like Jeff G. here.
You see, this is what good ol’ Jeff wants. A good girlfriend who has her life together. Swearing off of all dating apps, Jeff just wants what we all want, someone with a loving heart and stability. So, while everyone else is off trying to find last-minute gifts for their loved ones for Valentine’s Day, this Kansas man just wants a little bit more. He wants a girlfriend, so much so that he is offering $25,000 to anyone who can help him find one. I already asked four of my co-workers, and let’s just say they didn’t say no. DM me for my bank account number! According to CBS, Bachelor Jeff Gebhar decided to conduct his search this way after he became sick of dating the “traditional way.” Can you blame him? The 47-year-old stated, “Well think about it, if you’re in a happy marriage, what monetary value could you ever place on meeting the right person... ever? My time and frustration and disappointment definitely is worth some sort of dollar figure but that was roughly what I’d spend in dating.” Gebhart, who is an entrepreneur by trade, has been working on his dating project for six months and launched his dating website this week. Yes, the site has everything you need to know about this man, including a two-minute long video detailing his special quest which features his adorable dog, Gunner. The man has never been engaged or married but has had several long-term relationships. He also noted he does not have any kids but is using his search for love to help out other pups along the way. Yes, adorable. Turns out the bachelor will also be giving a $25,000 award to a no-kill dog shelter or charity! So, before you go out and think “yeah I can date this man for $25,000.” Well, there is a catch. A potential match must date Gebhar “exclusively” for 365 dates. This is the only way you will get your cash, by hitting that one year mark. You also won’t be able to take it home all at once, this smart bachelor will pay the fee in five installments of $5,000 over a five-year period. Yes, five. Well, unless you break up in that time. If so, then the said matchmaker will not reveal any more money than what they already earned. Women who are dating him, or those who nominate themselves are not eligible for payment either. But wait, there’s more. Women who are interested in design Gebhart won’t skip straight to dinner and a movie either. Oh no, they must take a survey at datejeffg.com to see if they would be a perfect match. The survey is said to be “based on science” and was developed by a “clinical psychiatrist.” Yup, so you KNOW this man is in it to win it. He even described this method as a “Willy Wonka machine,” basically saying that the women who pass the survey are the great candidates for him. So, there you have it. Are you interested? Seems a little too much for me, I mean, these are a lot of steps to follow. But hey, you have to do what you have to do. Good luck, Gebhart! If you happen to find a girl thanks to this stupid little blog, please invite me to your wedding!
Did you hear about the hotel that is offering eighteen years of free stays to couples who make a baby in it on Valentine’s Day? Uh, I am not really sure what to think about this. I mean, 1eighteen years of free hotel rooms sound like a dream, I’d go back every year. But the whole baby-making part kind of freaks me out a little bit. Turns out a Hotel Zed, located in Canada, is trying to get couples in the mood this Valentine’s Day by offering a special deal. The British Columbia hotel chain is urging couples to do some “baby-making” at Hotel Zed this Valentine’s’ Day at their Victoria and Kelowna locations. The “Nooner package” is said to be good from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Which seems ridiculous to me, because they could have gotten way more people to participate if the deal ran until 2 a.m. You know, because well, booze and hotel rooms somehow always go together. Rates for the "loving" deal is said to start at $45 USD and available for lucky couples who want some… alone time. The hotel states guests who cash in on the discount will not only have access to their hotel room for a total of four (Ugh.. that’s it? At least make it an overnight stay.) hours, but they can also treat themselves to an outdoor hot tub or a game of ping pong. This year, the Canadian hotel is taking advantage of its “Nooner” special that includes a baby maker promo. Basically, couples who welcome a baby nine-month after their “nooner” experience will get a free Valentine’s Day stay at any Hotel Zed location for the next eighteen years! Does this seem terribly bad? Well, no. If you like kids that is. I mean, think about it, if you ever need some alone time with your spouse on Valentine’s Day, you can easily run to Hotel Zed since a room will always be available for you. Plus, it would be free. It’s a mini getaway that you can unlock anytime you want. The hotel did state that the offer extends to those who have a child through adoption or surrogacy. But, it does not extend to couples who prefer to remain childless or already have children, unless they want to add one more. Hotel Zed websites stated, “We know that the stork can take many routes to bring a baby into your family. As long as a new child has been welcomed into the family nine months after your Nooner, we’ll be celebrating with you.” The deal also states anyone is free to take advantage of this deal, regardless of gender identity, gender expression, and sexual orientation. So, as long as you are welcoming a baby into your family nine months after your "adventurous stay" you can take advantage of this promotion. So, is it something you’re interested in? All you have to do is visit the Hotel Zed website, book the hotel room and read the promo guidelines, and boom, happy baby-making. Personally, this seems a little bit weird to me. One, because all of these babies are going to be Scorpios, and everyone knows that the world doesn’t need any more Scorpios. We have enough. Two, because well, every staff member is going to know you’re having sex in your hotel room. Kind of awkward if you ask me. But hey, that’s just me. If you’re into that… then go ahead! Off to Canada, you go!
Hooters garners a lot of sneers from the general public, mostly for its perceived customer base: pervs, rednecks, and Floridians (or some combination of the three). What the Hooters haters won’t admit, however, is that Hooters chicken wings are actually pretty great. Breaded wings and non-breaded wings… typically. Sometimes nothing quite hits the spot like some wings and light beer pitcher specials. Is that so wrong? For a lot of hopelessly (or happily) single guys, one of those times is Valentine’s Day. Booze, wings, and sports. That sounds a lot better than desperately swiping through Tinder for all day for an awkward date. And take it from someone who’s eaten fast food for Thanksgiving dinner, there are worse holiday meal fates. Just own it. Love it. With this in mind, the Hooters Valentine’s Day deal is offering free wings to any single customers (men or women) who show up and shred a picture of their ex. The Shred Em and Forget Em promotion offers 10 free boneless wings with the purchase of any ten wings, to be exact. So hit up Hooters with a few of your single friends and the most anger-inducing picture of your ex you can find. You can actually either show up to your local Hooters location and shred the photo of your ex there, or you can shred your ex on Hooters’ website and redeem your free wings with a digital coupon. This, to me, is the best possible way to stick to your ex this Valentine’s Day. You’d think it would be having someone new to make them jealous, but it’s not. Showing them, and the world, that you’re living free, unrestrained by anyone’s expectations, twenty wings and eight beers deep is the best way to do it. Only then will they truly understand that you were a wild stallion... beautiful, untamable, free. Too glorious for any one person to hold down. Run free, you majestic, soon-to-be-wing-sauce-covered creatures.
“Hey sweetie,” you ask your partner a few days before Valentine’s Day. “You want roses, right?” They tell you that of course they want roses. Red roses are a hallmark of the holiday. “And, just to clarify,” you continue, “would you like those roses sprinkled with pube-y hair and Cheetos crumbs that have been wetted with spit before drying again?” If they say no just go to the florist and get some real flowers. But if they say yes then click this link as fast as you can, because it leads to the latest way to make everything all about your dumb beard... a wearable bouquet of roses! Firebox.com.
From Firebox, the beard decoration experts who brought you the fairy lights that turned your beard into a Christmas tree, it’s the beard bouquet! If your significant other’s idea of being shown appreciation is having you shout to the world, “Hey everyone! Look at me” then shoving an entire bouquet into your beard is the only way to go. Put flowers in your face pubes and just watch your partner swoon. The beard bouquet comes with a set of clip-in roses (nine in total) that Firebox assures its customers are super comfortable and won’t tug and pull on your facial hair. Take your blossoming romance to the next level with romantic roses that will invite your lover into the secret garden that is your face. Nothing excites a lover like a majestic flower beard (you better believe this flower power is going to translate to the bedroom). So go ahead and order the beard bouquet. Your partner might love it, or they might hate it. But the important thing is that you have a beard, and you’ll love it. Happy Valentine’s Day to you!
Man, last year sure had some memes that made us laugh. Paul Rudd is aging like a fine wine and Paul Rudd memes are just as intoxicating.
Do you remember the movie Big Trouble in Little China? If it was made today this would be the poster for it...
Hahaha. I saw that Birds of Prey movie and I was surprised who played Harley Quinn...
Haha. That's scary actually. Hey, future kids, this is Bon Iver...
Hey, do you know what an Influencer is? I don't think I know, but I do know they are out in the wild...
Ummm... I have no idea what is going on there. The NFL has changed the name and the logo of yet another team...
I was at a book store the other day and I noticed this children's book...
What the hell? So, if you want to get your loved one a card for Valentine's Day how about this one?
Hahaha. You're welcome, kids. Now from the home office in Port Jefferson, New York here is...
Top Phive Things Your Grandmother Wrote On Candy Hearts
5. What happened to that nice girl you were with?
4. You're my favorite grandchild.
3. Don't forget to bring a sweater.
2. Here's five dollars. Don't tell your mother.
And the number one thing your grandmother wrote on candy hearts is...
1. Shave about the knee and you're a floozy.
If you spot the Mindphuck let me know. So, a friend of the Phile wanted to come on and tell us what happened lately in his life. He claims he's the toughest man alive, I don't know. Anyway, please welcome back to the Phile...
Me: Hello, Martin, how is it going?
Martin Masculinity: It's going great, Shania Twain is on your blog. Maybe she's go out with me,
Me: I doubt that. So, what have you been up to?
Martin Masculinity: A friend tried to make himself look good in front of his crush by literally putting me in a random choke hold "for a laugh."
Me: What? Why would he do that?
Martin Masculinity: Turns out it was because I was talking to her.
Me: Were you trying to pick her up?
Martin Masculinity: No, we were just talking.
Me: So, you were in a choke hold?
Martin Masculinity: It wasn't a choke hold though, it was basically just a headlock, so I decided to correct him. I was fairly oblivious and didn't realise this was a failed "alpha move." Creeped the shit out of his crush that he would do that out of nowhere and she stopped talking to him. Apparently she quite liked him up until that point, so he kinda shot himself in the foot.
Me: Is that it?
Martin Masculinity: That's it. Have a good Valentine's Day, ladies.
Me: Martin Masculinity the toughest man alive, or so he says, kids.
March 1st, 1930 — February 8th, 2020
He recorded a song called "Bye Bye Baby," acted in "Wild Wild West" and Baa Baa Black Sheep and is now busy working on his latest project, Bye Bye Bobby.
Yeah, the next three days it'll be Disney fun on the Phile. I think I said last week there's gonna be four Phile entries in a row... I was wrong. There's gonna be five! I forgot about Tuesday's entry. Anyway, three Disney entries are coming up in the next three days. So, my son and I were talking about how we used to watch "Sesame Street" when he was little. Now the show in on HBO...
The 114th book to be pheatured in the Phile's Book Club is...
Ms. Julie Andrews will be on the Phile on Monday. I'm so excited! Money is one of the top reasons people divorce, and even before marriage it can prove a complicated area to navigate for couples who live together. Even couples from similar financial backgrounds are likely to have a little bit of income disparity, so it's crucial to reach a mutual agreement about how you approach shared costs before tensions mount. While some couples go dutch all the way, others scale things based on who makes more money, and who has more individual costs. If one partner makes a lot more money, it's not uncommon for them to pitch in more for rent or nights out. But similarly, if one partner has a lot of debt or personal costs, it's often expected they'll cover that from their own income. Of course, every relationship and set of circumstances are unique, and there is no one-size-fits-all approach to finances in a relationship. The most important factor is that both partners communicate and come to a comfortable mutual agreement, because if you don't have that... there's trouble in paradise. Speaking of trouble in paradise, in a recent email to the Phile, a woman shared how her relationship has become tense since she inherited a windfall of $4 million dollars.
"Am I wrong for telling my boyfriend he isn’t entitled to my inheritance?" In the email she shared that her recently deceased grandpa left her a surprising $4 million, an amount she never could have imagined. "My grandpa passed away a few months ago and I inherited a little over $4 million from his estate. I had no idea he had that much money and was honestly not expecting to receive anything, as I assumed it would all go to my mom." After getting over the shock, she decided to use the money to quit her job and pursue a quiet and peaceful life of art and gaming. "After I got over the initial shock, I took the opportunity to finally quit my job (which I really hated), as I don’t have any outstanding debts and can easily live off of $40,000 a year. I’m pretty introverted and am more than happy to stay at home working on art/music/other interests and gaming." However, since the inheritance hit, things have gotten tense with her boyfriend... who now feels she should cover all of the rent and utilities. "Ever since I inherited the money, my boyfriend has been pressuring me to cover all of the rent and utilities (about $1200 a month) for our apartment and start putting money away into a joint savings fund. I would be happy to do this if we were married, but we’re not. We’ve only been dating for a year and a half, and I would prefer to keep our finances separate. Despite not working anymore, I still pay my half of the rent every month and have started paying for a housekeeper to come in and clean a few times a week, so our apartment is nearly always spotless and looks great." While she thinks her boyfriend is being entitled, and prefers to keep her finances separate, her boyfriend thinks she's being selfish for making him pay an equal amount when she has so much more money. "I told my boyfriend he isn’t entitled to my money and he said I was being selfish for expecting him to still contribute to the rent when I could easily afford to pay for the whole thing. Am I wrong?" You are totally within your rights, and that you should be wary of moving forward in the relationship. Get some urgent legal advice on the precise law where you are regarding locking up your money into a trust with named beneficiaries (you and any future children). Congrats on the money!
Phact 1. In a survey, the American Pet Products Association says that pet owners treat their pets as their Valentine’s.
Phact 2. November 11th, a Chinese holiday also known as “Single’s Day” and invented in the early 90s as a sort of opposition to Valentine’s Day, has become the “largest online shopping day in the world."
Phact 3. According to the Greeting Card Association, Valentine’s Day forms the second largest card-sending holiday of the year.
Phact 4. Students of primary schools are prohibited from sending Valentine’s Day cards so that they don’t get upset if dumped.
Phact 5. The first box of chocolates was produced by Richard Cadbury for Valentine’s Day in the late 1800s.
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. The redhead turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The redhead asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a Lifesaver." After a few moments, the redhead asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"
This is sooooo exciting. Today's guest is a Canadian singer, songwriter, actress and television personality. She has sold over 100 million records, making her the best-selling female artist in country music history and among the best-selling music artists of all time! Of. All. Time! Her latest album "Now" is available on iTunes, Amazon, Spotify and I have a vinyl copy of it. Please welcome to the Phile... Shania Twain!!
Me: Hello, Shania. I am so thrilled to have you here on the Phile finally... so welcome. How are you?
Shania: Thank you very much, it's my pleasure.
Me: A few years ago I had this little campaign to have you on the Phile, so it'll get to your people. Guess it worked. Anyway, it was a fifteen year gap between a release of two albums, Shania. When "Now," your latest came out a few years ago how did you feel?
Shania: I felt very different this time when "Now" was released than any of my other albums because there was so much anticipation with the release of this album, especially on my side. I had been building up to it for so long. I've gone through so much FEAR of getting started and getting into it and pushing myself to do it all alone and take on all the responsibility there. By the time it was ready to be released I was beyond ready and relieved really.
Me: I have the vinyl album and I go put it on and the first song, "Swingin' With My Eyes Closed" and it's a reggae song. How did you choose that song to lead things off with?
Shania: Well, I considered this the summer song on my album. There's several higher songs on the album, several songs on the album that are really about overcoming and surviving... celebrating that transition from going from dark to light and arriving somewhere, saved or positive.
Me: So, where did the name "Swingin' With My Eyes" closed come from?
Shania: The release of that I'm swinging with my eyes closed and not going to worry too much about this. It's about letting go of my fears, it's about facing my fears. The whole term "swinging with my eyes closed" is really about moving forward and fighting through the fear of not knowing what's ahead, not knowing what's next. We can't always see and know what's next, right. But we cannot NOT move forward, we cannot stay frozen. That's what's behind that song. In a light summary I love the feel of the song, the love story of the song. Getting thr first kiss, that fear of being afraid of what's next if I take this kiss or if I dive into this. It's the same for anything we feel in life, we just have to d it, we are not going to NEVER do it.
Me: You went through a lot, Shania, and if I was you I would've come out of it a lot more cynical. Did you ever think that would happen to you?
Shania: Sure.
Me: So this is an optimistically surviving record, right?
Shania: Yeah, but I think the only way I do survive is through the optimism. I need to know, and I believe change will come. Jason, it's a fact, change is inevitable, change will being something better. It may mean I'm going to go down first slower but eventually I'm going to come back up again. I just believe in that.
Me: Is this something you believed in your whole life?
Shania: Yeah. There were many, many phases of my life that were day by day emotional and mental survival. I think to myself, today is like the worst, thank God for tomorrow. And tomorrow will be different. Even if not better it will be different. And change is a relief.
Me: When you look back at your life do you ever wonder how you got through it?
Shania: Yeah, I do pinch myself sometimes, or even my own self I'm confused as to how in that moment I got through it. I mean "Swingin' With My Eyes Closed," is a great way out. It's such a real depiction for me. There's so many things that I experienced growing up that I literally just closed my eyes for a second. Then when I opened them hopefully it'll be different, everything would be different.
Me: Can you give me one example of what you're talking about in case the reader is like what the hell is she talking about? Hahaha.
Shania: Yeah, I remember one example my dad punched me one time and I punched him back. I closed my eyes and punched him back. Few things like, that, swinging with my eyes closed, I just have to bare down and do it and take whatever happens next.
Me: You have a son who is about 18-years-old, right? Do you ever look at him and say "do you know what I was doing at 18?"
Shania: I do tell him but I don't want to burden him with the challenges of my life. I don't want to be ho-hum either, or one of those parents who say, "When I was your age things were really shitty and you've got it made." I don't really want to burden him with feeling guilty just because his life is better than mine when I was growing up. But I do like to share with him who I am... and my experiences made me who I am.
Me: Okay, so, years ago you lost your voice, which I am sure was a nightmare as you're a singer. When did you first notice something was wrong with your voice?
Shania: I was at the end of the "Up" tour and I just started losing control of it.
Me: Where were you when you noticed it, do you remember?
Shania: Well, looking back I know specifically it was in Virginia. That's when I was bit by a tick and was diagnosed with Lyme disease. I got very, very tired with the Lyme disease and it was near the end of the tour and I was tired anyway, so now I'm dealing with combating fatigue. I was losing control of my voice but I figured this was just natural fatigue from touring. I'm alone and I'm trying to balance all this and I've got Lyme disease. I never noted that there was actually something wrong with my voice, I just thought I was tired. I didn't know there was anything wrong with my voice until I was rested and it still wasn't there. There was some glimpse of hope that they could determine what was really wrong.
Me: Did you think you'd never be able to sing again ever. Shania?
Shania: Yes. All the seven years I thought I would never sing again. It was terrible. Terrible. I REALLY believed I would never sing again. For me singing is a sense. It would be like losing my sight or my hearing. For me that's what it was like. And I was grieving. It was a real loss.
Me: How did you change what you're doing now? Like how do you look at your vocal help differently?
Shania: Well, now I have to do a lot more work to get the voice strong.
Me: Like how?
Shania: Dystonia is caused by weakness. Dystonia is just a general term for not being able to do something as desired. Like if you ask your leg to go up and it doesn't go up it's not cooperating, I am injured "athlete" so I needed a different preparation than somebody who is not injured. And I have to do very specific therapy for it to work the day I want it to.
Me: So if someone asked you to just start singing on a whim, are you able to do it?
Shania: I would panic. I like to compare it with sports, its sort of like this... its like if I were a tennis player, like Milos Raonic who in 2018 had a wrist injury and had an operation. If he doesn't go through the physical therapy to get him where he should be hitting the ball and he does it if someone says, "Come on, let's just go hit a few balls." He'll hurt himself. Maybe he'll embarrass himself, who knows what will happen. That's the same situation for me. I would hurt myself or I would embarrass myself, what I wanted to come out wouldn't come out. So I got to condition, like any injury I have to condition until I'm ready to do that.
Me: So, what was it like recording the new record? It must've been amazing for you.
Shania: Yes, was liberating. What was REALLY liberating was just getting to the point of doing the Las Vegas residency. That was really the beginning of knowing and realising I could do something about the voice issue. Going on tour was really pushing it, when I did the "Rock This Country" tour that was pushing it. Las Vegas is a very controlled environment, it's the easiest gig ever.
Me: Why is that?
Shania: The room is very conditioned, the air is humid, the sound is impeccable and there is no audio issues there so I don't have to strain. On top of that I'm not traveling around, I'm not flying, going up in the air, changing altitudes.
Me: So, do you think you'll ever tour again?
Shania: Dream scenario I really rather want to end my performing career on a tour and not in such a controlled environment. That's why I did the "Rock This Country" tour. But I believed it would be harder than it was. So that was a pleasant surprise. I believed I wasn't going to push my luck and get off the bus here.
Me: And now? You're playing in Vegas again.
Shania: Now I learned very much, I learned more about my voice by doing that. And I got better... better and better all the time.
Me: The album has a lot of personal songs about your life, Shania. What was it like writing and singing about that?
Shania: All of it was therapeutic. All of the subjects that I hit on, writing this album, was very cleansing. It felt like a filter.
Me: But didn't you have to relive it when you wrote it?
Shania: Yes. Of course I did.
Me: Is it hard?
Shania: Yes, it's very hard. I out myself through a lot of emotional turmoil when I write music. This will be the most personal record, well, I'm not sure. To this day it's the most personal album I've ever written, the most personal music I've ever written. I don't know why I would go through this in the future. I'm sure there's things I'd rather feel that close to the bone but it was very necessary for me to go through that process of reviewing and analysing and working through whereas it was things in my childhood, things as a parent or things from my divorce. Losses... they're all in there, and loss is absolutely all apart of that. A phase of ups and downs. That had to be part of it.
Me: If you were able to talk to the 14-year-old Shania and tell her something, what would you tell her?
Shania: I would tell her that it's going to be okay. We all need to be told it's going to be okay by somebody else, and that's what I would say. Especially at that age I felt that life couldn't get any worse. It was one of the lowest periods of my life between 13 and 14. I just wanted so badly for somebody to say, somebody that I trusted, to say it's going to be all right. It will pass. I sort of have an anxiousness about staying still. Staying still to me is too vulnerable of a place to be. You never want to be stuck anywhere. So I'm always moving forward... and my challenge is to not rush ahead, to actually enjoy where I am, and not miss a lot of great things, which was my tendency for many, many years. So that's another reason why I called the album "Now." The moment "now" doesn't mean to be 60 seconds... the moment is a period and represents whatever I determine that period is. So I want to make sure the period that surrounds I feel fulfilled on what that period is and I don't miss out on anything. So I don't have to rush on and miss more by doing that. I certainly will miss out by standing still, staying still. So there's some happy medium there that I have to find for myself. When I was at that age I was really petrified for getting stuck, until I was home, and I have to rush forward.
Me: Shania, I am sooo glad I finally got to interview you and have you on the Phile. Please come back again. This was amazing.
Shania: Thank you, Jason. Have a good summer.
That about does it for this entry of the Phile. Thanks to Shania for a great interview. Maybe now I can get Kelly Clarkson on the Phile. The Phile will be back tomorrow with actress Pat Carroll who voiced Ursula in The Little Mermaid. Spread the word, not the turd. Don't let snakes and alligators bite you. Bye, love you, bye. Have a great Valentine's Day!
I don't want you, cook my bread, I don't want you, make my bed, I don't want your money too, I just want to make love to you. - Willie Dixon
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